Ask the story of fox, wolf and tiger.

A female customer complained to the store: "The products you sell are too bad. I spent $65,438+000 on a fox scarf, but it only rained a little, and the black turned gray. "

The fur dealer said, "Ah, the fox is really powerful. It can be changed if it is made into a scarf."

The joke of tiger, wolf and fox

The fox walked along the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf reached out and gave him a big mouth, "Let you not wear a hat". The fox came home depressed and found a hat to wear. The next day, I met an old wolf and got a big mouth, "Let you wear a hat". If so, you will be beaten all the time. The fox thought, it's not a problem to be beaten often. No, I have to complain to the tiger. No sooner had I arrived at the tiger's door than I heard the tiger talking in the room. "You can't always be so unreasonable to hit the fox. The fox came back to complain to me. I can't protect you. At least we can get by on the surface. I'll teach you a trick. Next time you see a fox, tell him: Bring me some clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get the soap? He brought washing powder, you can call and say I want soap, but who told you to bring washing powder? Why don't you tell him to find me a woman? He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up and say I want a fat one. " If it doesn't end like this, you can still hit him, and I can reason face to face. Hearing this, the fox said, well, let's stop complaining and go home. The next day, the fox met the old wolf in the street again. The old wolf shouted, "Go and find me some clothes." The fox took his time: Do you want washing powder or soap? Hearing this, the old wolf, huh? Very good at it. He said, find me a woman. The fox is still in no hurry: do you want to be fat or thin? The old wolf flew into a rage. He stretched out his hand and gave the fox a big mouth and wouldn't let you wear a hat.

The fox and the hunter

Once upon a time, a hunter went after a fox, but he didn't catch it after a long time. Both sides were hungry and tired, so they stopped to have a rest. The fox said, "How about this? Let's take a gamble. I'll stand here and let you shoot three times. If you hit it, I am yours. If you miss it, let me eat it and save us all. How about it? " The hunter agreed, and then fired three shots at the fox, but missed. The fox said happily, "Now it's my turn, but before I eat you, you must take off your clothes to prevent fraud." The hunter took off his underwear, leaving only his underwear. The fox stepped forward and just approached. He thought, "No, what if there is a knife in his underwear?" So it asked the hunter to take off his underwear, but the hunter had no choice but to take off his underwear. Unexpectedly, the fox turned around and ran away.

The fox ran a long way and met an old woman. The old woman asked him why he ran so fast. The fox told the story of betting with the hunter. Finally, he said angrily, "Who knew that the old ghost broke his promise and hid a short gun when he took off his underwear?" If I hadn't run so fast, I would have died. " The old woman said, "You are right. His long gun is not terrible, especially that short gun. I was shot by him thirty years ago, and the wound has not healed yet. "

Rabbits and foxes

A rabbit is typing in the cave. A fox came from a distance and looked at it.

Out of curiosity, he asked the rabbit, "Rabbit! Excuse me, what are you typing? "

The rabbit replied, "I am typing a paper." The topic is: How do rabbits eat foxes? "

The fox smiled: "What a joke! How can rabbits eat foxes? "

The rabbit said, "since you don't believe me, please come with me and I'll prove it to you!" " So the fox followed.

The rabbit went into the cave.

Soon, the rabbit came out of the hole alone and continued typing.

Soon, another wolf came and asked curiously, "Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?"

The rabbit replied, "I am writing a paper about how rabbits eat wolves." "

The wolf smiled, "ridiculous! Ridiculous! How can such an absurd topic be passed? "

The rabbit invited the wolf to the cave again. Soon, the rabbit came out of the hole alone and continued typing.

When the camera returned to the cave, I saw two piles of bones on one side of the cave. On the other side, a lion is crushing it.

The bone got stuck between its teeth.