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How did his two sons wait for him to die? He didn't die, and in the end they were all anxious.

During the Three Kingdoms period, talented people came forth in large numbers, and a large number of gods came forth in large numbers. Nowadays, most fortune tellers are just making up numbers. But during the Three Kingdoms period, the predictions of these gods were very accurate!

No. 10 Cao Cao's discussion on cooking wine heroes-magic index: 6

Of course Cao Cao is a hero. He has many talents. If nothing else, it's amazing to know others. Liu Bei, a black sheep of the Han Dynasty, wandered for half his life and was beaten around like a dog by Lu Bu. When he defected to Cao Cao, he was almost forty years old. Plus, he was deliberately playing dumb, and no one cared about him. Cao Cao did not agree, but hosted a banquet alone to raise a glass and lambaste the heroes in the world. Finally, he admitted that I would serve the monarch. At that time, many people around Cao Cao thought that Cao Cao was playing drunk and crazy, and no one took it seriously. Sure enough, just 20 years later, Liu Bei entered Sichuan and claimed to be lonely, which caused the confrontation between Shu Han and Cao Wei for more than 40 years.

NO.9 Liu Wan predicts Sun Quan's longevity-Magic Index: 6.5

After Sun Ce pacified Jiangdong, he paid tribute to the Han Dynasty, and the Han Dynasty sent an envoy Liu Wan back to reciprocate. Sun Ce's brothers visited Liu Wan one by one, and Liu Wan just wanted to nod politely. But when he saw fifteen-year-old Sun Quan, he felt that he really didn't come for nothing. After coming back, he said to his colleagues, "You all look like good brothers of the Sun family, but Sun Quan is really blessed. The child will be blessed and have a long life. Don't trust me. " Sure enough, Sun Quan not only became an emperor, but also lived in his 80s and several prime ministers died. His two sons waited for him to die, but he didn't. Finally, I was anxious.

No.8 Xiongnu Messenger on Heroes-Magic Index: 8

After Cao Cao destroyed Wu Wan, the Huns were afraid and ordered messengers to make peace. Cao Cao himself was ugly and worried about being laughed at by the Huns, so he found a minister named Cui Tan to pretend to be himself. He was afraid that Cui Tan would say something wrong, so he hung a knife and pretended to be a guard beside Cui Tan. The Xiongnu emissary met Cui Tan, said a word and left. Cao Cao wanted to know what foreigners thought of him, so he asked the residence of the Xiongnu messenger and said that you had met Wang Wei. What do you think of Wang Wei? The Xiongnu messenger grinned: "Wang Wei is just an ordinary person. He is very beautiful and loves to show off. " After a pause, he continued (he really shouldn't have said this): "But the guy with a knife next to him is the real hero." Cao Cao was shocked to hear that the Huns still had so many colors, so he secretly sent someone to give this messenger halfway.

No.7 Cui Tan Sima Yi-Magic Index: 7.5 Sima Lang Depression Index: 10

Cui is not only pretending to be Cao Cao, but also full of skills, and judging people is one of them. At that time, there was a man named Sima Lang, who was always self-righteous, playing with celebrities all day, but few people in his eyes (but he was really famous at that time), and he was a big head at home and abroad, just looking at Cui Tan, and they had nothing to drink together. One day, Cui Tan went to Sima Lang's home, and Sima Lang introduced his home to Cui Tan. Cui didn't say much after looking around. Sima Lang asked his family to step down and continue drinking with Cui. After drinking for a while, Cui solemnly said to him, "Your brother Sima Yi is smart and decisive, and he is definitely a character. He will certainly surpass your brother in his future achievements. " Sima Lang didn't take it seriously at all, thinking he was drunk. ("Shen Lang Disagrees")-The Book of Jin. What happened later? When people introduce Sima Lang, they always add "This is Sima Yi's brother."

NO.6 Zhuge Liang is in his heart-magic index: 9 Zhuge Liang vomiting blood index: 10

Needless to say, even without the rendering of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang can shine with this grand strategic forecast. I have read the history books, and I can predict the world trend in the next 50 years so accurately. But the fly in the ointment is that Guan Yu lost Jingzhou, and the momentum of Liu Bei's crazy expansion was curbed. Later, he refused to listen to Zhuge Liang and insisted on cutting Wu. Liu Guan and Zhang Sa screwed up a good strategic plan.

NO.5 Wargo's five necessities-magic index: 9

Yan Xi and Wargo of Shu Han rescued the siege of Taoxi with Chen Tai, the general of the Western Expedition at that time, and Jiang Wei fled in haste. At that time, Wei's troops in the west were strengthened and he had made friends with the Qiang department. The western front has shown a stable situation, and many generals think that Jiang Wei will not come again. Wargo published the famous theory of "five must go out", ordered the construction in the west, and all the grain was moved in, waiting for Jiang Wei's attack. Later, Jiang Wei really ordered Hu Ji, the general of Zhenxi, and himself to split up and attack Liangzhou. Wargo, who was prepared early, skillfully made a time difference and quickly headed for the road commanded by Jiang Wei, defeating Jiang Wei. This campaign completely reversed the situation of both sides and changed the situation of Wei's repeated battles and defeats in the western front. Since then, Shu has no power to launch a battle like Taoxi's victory. Wargo's prediction is wonderful, which is a model of strategic planning in the era of cold weapons.

Fourth place Liu long-term investment in Liu Bei-magic index: 9

Liu Bei was very poor when he was a child, so he had to learn some small business (as everyone knows, weaving mats and straw hats), and he often made ends meet. At that time, Liu had a relative named, whose family was not rich, but he often helped Liu Bei. After a long time, Yuan Qi's wife was a little unhappy: "It's not a good idea to live your own life. Besides, Liu Bei has never learned well, and he is always hanging out with hooligans, giving him some money to spend on beautiful clothes and going out for a drink. " (that's true. The Three Kingdoms said: "My ancestors did not like reading, music, dogs and horses, and beautiful clothes." ) Liu disagreed: "Silly women don't know anything. This is no ordinary child. It will definitely develop in the future. Just wait and see. " The common people of a well have such knowledge, which really makes people feel that there are talents everywhere during the Three Kingdoms period.

Third place Zhu Gejin knows his son like a father-magic index: 8.5.

Zhuge Ke is clever, and Sun Quante is liked by him, treating him as his own child, and always boasting that he has a good son in front of Zhu Gejin. And cultivated since childhood, he was ordered to lead tens of thousands of troops to attack Shanyue at a young age. Zhuge Ke did a beautiful job, even bullying, and finally came to a sleepy mountain. Shanyue people will starve to death if they don't come out Unplug the roots of the mountains and moons that have plagued Wu Dong for decades, and become a new star in Wu Dong. Sun Quan likes him more and more. Many ministers of Wu are envious, but they are more and more worried. He often nags people: "This beast, the family can't touch him, and he will definitely suffer in the future." At that time, many people thought that Zhu Gejin was either senile or happy. As a result, Zhuge Ke was later exterminated, leaving no roots.

Second place Ye Liu looks forward to the Mengda uprising-magic index: 6.

After Meng Da betrayed Liu Bei and took refuge in Cao Wei, he was especially favored by Cao Pi, and immediately ordered him to be a satrap for fear that he would be wronged. The three counties of Xincheng, Shang Yong and Jincheng are the prefects of big counties. This place is very important, controlling the throat of Wu Shu leading to Chang 'an and Luoyang (otherwise Zhuge Liang will jump for joy when he hears Meng Da later). ), showing its trust. Ye Liu said, "Mengda is a very talented person. He is a hungry wolf. Maybe he doesn't like you giving him such an important position. I think this person is difficult to control and will definitely be in the future. " At that time, people thought that he had forged a deep hatred with Shu Han and there was no way out. How can Wei be so kind to him? as expected ...

1 Qiao Xuan knows Cao Cao-magic index: 10

Cao Cao was also a hero when he was a child. ), his uncle is an honest man and doesn't like to make trouble every day. Tell Cao Cao's father to discipline him well. Cao Cao especially hates his uncle. When he went to see him, he immediately pretended to be ill and foamed at the mouth. His uncle was shocked and told his father that it would be good for his father to come and see his son, so he asked. Cao Cao immediately pretended to be wronged: "My uncle never liked me, so I wish I were dead. I have no problem at all. " Cao Cao's father was furious and ignored his brother from now on. Cao does whatever he wants. And robbed a bride. At that time, people despised him as such an asshole, but when Qiao Xuan saw Cao Cao, he was shocked: I have never seen such a person in my life, and it must be you in the future. If there is anything wrong with my family in the future, let them come to you and hope you will take them in. "Later, when Cao Cao developed, he never forgot Qiao Xuan's entrustment, so he must take in Qiao Xuan's two daughters, Xiao Qiao. The result was taken in by kind Sun Ce and Zhou Yu. Cao Cao refused to do it, so he had to help Qiao Xuan, so he took hundreds of thousands of people to Wu Dong to take important places. ...