Short QQ funny copywriting

1. Making money is as hard as catching dew, but spending money is as fast as running water.

2. I cannot lower my noble head, except when picking up money.

3. It seems that nothing can defeat me at once, just like nothing can save me at once.

4. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

5. If you are a handsome guy, you will know if you get a crew cut. Whether she is a beauty or not, you will know after taking off her makeup!

6. Why do I often have eye mucus in my eyes? That’s because I insist on sleeping!

7. One hero and three gangs turned into a state of four.

8. Winter is a rogue, freezing hands and feet every day.

9. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

10. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

11. I am a little narrow-minded, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

12. One day, your name will appear in my family’s household registration book!

13. I am a flash bomb, I may dodge your eyes one day.

14. Examinations are a serious waste of life, making the originally joyful years dull, and ruthlessly suppressing the creative soul of people. It is so unhappy to live in this country.

15. People with runny noses are not returning to their innocence, they just have a cold.

16. The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you.

17. When I think that girls born in the 1990s can legally marry this year, my heart becomes even bigger.

18. I once looked back and smiled, which fascinated the master.

19. Tea leaves are really pitiful. They praise them when they are making them, but then they are ruthlessly thrown away after making them.

20. The plum blossoms are lying on the branches and the flowers are smelling, and the sadness on the branches is low. Invite to hear that the rocks are broken, and the dampness reaches the spring green.

21. I am my son’s passport, and my son is my epitaph.

22. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up.

23. Some people are like this. If they are maggots, they feel that the whole world is a big cesspool.

24. You are my Youlemei, so I can throw you away after I finish drinking.

25. Thick thighs and black stockings, this summer is really scary.

26. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Anyone who dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished by making her stand on her head.

27. Wukong, there is not enough firewood, please bring more scriptures. Wu Jing, go and see if Bajie is ready.

28. Yesterday I watched TV saying "smoking causes sudden death" which scared me to the point of trembling in my heart! I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet to make up my mind! "I won't watch TV anymore."

29. Don’t think you are rich or awesome. What’s the difference between you and others if you take off your clothes?

30. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just seal the well.

31. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up, but I saw it was phlegm! Damn it, who vomits so roundly!

32. The head can be broken, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up; the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be oiled.

33. Three pieces of advice for young people: The first is to think, the second is to think, and the third is not to think all the time.

34. I see money as dirt, and my dad sees me as a septic tank.

35. Some people test by strength, some people test by eyesight, I test by imagination!

36. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

37. Mentally insane lunatics are not scary, but sane lunatics are scary!

38. If you love me, say it out loud! If you hate me, just hide it in your heart for the rest of your life!

39. Disease enters through the mouth and disaster comes out of the mouth, so it is safest to shut up!

40. In the morning, I chased a bus by taxi and chased it to the terminal.

41. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy!

42. When I was a child, my family was poor. I couldn't afford a bicycle, so I had to take a taxi to school every day.

43. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I am not shy about moving it when I go back. I will ask the boss when I go back. The boss said: "Maybe you bought this basin shamelessly."

44. The whole body is so hot.

45. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

46. God please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds in exchange.