Any cold jokes?

The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety. ...

I bought a bottle of mineral water and took a sip and scolded "Fake!" How fake is it? It's watered!

The generation gap is-I asked my father, "What do you think of the chrysanthemum table?" Dad thought for a moment and said, "No."

Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Four laps is not necessarily a BMW, but it may be ice cream.

She looks so cute that she can get her age wrong. Should she live in Jurassic?

Girl, you look like He Jiong. Don't misunderstand my figures.

Do more with less money; Spend a little money to do big things; Do things without spending money; Spend other people's money and do your own thing!

I'm not afraid to drink "hello from the enemy." I'm afraid there will be a prize if I open the lid. Who will drink with * * *?

Pupils make sentences!

1. Title: Although .........

Child: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Title: Once again

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a Transformers?

6. Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher: .........

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

The children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

1 1. theme: first ... then ... example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: .................

12. Title: In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.

0 1 Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento. During the Anti-Japanese War in 2002, Xiaoming was so hungry that he made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast. When he got to school, he opened his lunch box and found that jiaozi was missing two. He closed the lunch box, opened it again, and two were missing ... In this way, Jiao Zi finally disappeared, and Xiao Ming was afraid. Where is jiaozi? A: jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. During War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression in 2003, the people were very poor, but Wang Xiaoming lived a well-fed life. Why? Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. Wang Xiaoming was once again thrown from the 13 floor. Why? A: Because there is no14th floor. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why did he come back safely? Because Xiaoming is a camel. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why didn't he go back this time? A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. Another adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert and never came back. Why? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento. Xiaoming has disappeared, and no one can find him. Why? Because Xiaoming was left in the desert. 10 Later, people learned that Xiao Ming was left in the desert, but only the lunch box was found in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found. Why? A: Because they don't know Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 1 1 What should Xiao Ming do when people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming? Answer: Jump from 13 floor. 12 Xiaoming was heartbroken because he knew that he was a lunch box and would not die if he jumped off the building. How can he change his destiny? A: Become a camel and go to the desert with adventurers. 13 God granted Xiaoming's wish to become a camel, but Xiaoming was still very sad. Why? A: Because he found himself thrown from the 13 floor and would die. 14 finally, Xiao Ming was lonely, but he still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being killed by a fall. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would not be lonely in the afterlife. He has many brothers and sisters, and he wants to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13 building ... Time goes by and a new cycle begins. When Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was very excited, because God granted his wish again, but at the moment when he looked back, Xiao Ming was disheartened and thought that nature had made man. Why? Because Xiaoming found himself on the shelf of the supermarket, surrounded by lunch boxes. ...

Teacher: Xiaohong, please use the word "true" to make a sentence.

Xiaohong: I ate fruit yesterday. It tastes great!

Son: Mom, my name is Hu. Is that the star?

Mom: Honey, of course not. Is Guo Jingjing a whale? Is Stephen Chow a swimming pool? Is Nicholas Tse a gust of wind?

Ding and C are betting.

D: If I lose, I'll write my last name backwards!

C: If I lose, I will write my surname horizontally! What's your last name?

D: My surname is Wang. What about you?

C: My surname is Tian.

A sip of wine, a look, a word, a surprise. Taking it to receive the prize, the boss said, "Are you kidding? Look clearly! " I fainted at the sight: buy another bottle!