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The father's surname is "Ma", so he named the child Jue. The teacher is afraid to call the roll in class.

Text/Xiaoxue Mama

A name is a very important "title" for a person. Parents will be very concerned about naming their children. After all, this title will accompany the child's life, but a good name is not so easy to get, and many parents have difficulty naming it.

After all, parents want their children's names to be unique and have a unique meaning, and it is best to call them catchy. However, in the process of naming names, it is easy for parents to bring some troubles to their children's growth because of some homophonic problems.

There is a father named "Ma", and it is difficult for him to name his children. He wants to give them a nice and meaningful name. As a result, because of his own mistakes, the child's growth is a little more troublesome.

In fact, the surname "Ma" is a big surname, and there are many names that can be taken. But in order to avoid the same name, the father named the child "Ma Tong Calcium". The moral behind this name is that he hopes that children can thrive like "calcium" and be healthy in the future.

Father Ma's idea is very good, but he pays too much attention to the meaning of the name itself and ignores the possible homonyms of the name. The homonym of "toilet lid" is "toilet lid". After the children go to school, the teacher with this name is embarrassed to call the roll in class, and other students in the class are also prone to make jokes.

After the name was uploaded to the Internet, it also caused a lot of comments from netizens. While everyone's brains were wide open, they also called out the name "master", and the nickname "child" will accompany them all their lives.

First, I was nicknamed by my peers.

I remember when I was at school, there was a classmate named "Fu" in my class. The name is homophonic like "Fu". As a result, a girl has carried such a nickname all her life.

Moreover, this female classmate has a good academic record. Every time I hold a commendation meeting for the whole grade, I shout the name "Fu" in front of thousands of people, and all of them burst into laughter. Embarrassed female students can't lift their heads.

When choosing a name, parents should still pay attention to the possible homophones of the name. If it is easy to have bad meanings, it is easy for students to take nicknames maliciously and hurt children's self-esteem.

Second, it's embarrassing to go anywhere.

Generally, people with ambiguous and homophonic names are very afraid of being called names in public. All eyes will focus on you, some joking, some laughing, these eyes will make me unable to face.

After a long time, it may hurt children's personality, produce inferiority complex, and dare not express themselves when there are many people, thus missing many opportunities for life and work.

First, no homophonic names.

China culture is too extensive and profound, and there are many cases of polysemy and polysemy. If parents don't pay attention when choosing names, it is likely to produce homophonic situations, and children will inevitably be laughed at in the future. Just like the son of star Huo Siyan, he was nicknamed "stomachache" at school and didn't want to go to school. This shows the influence of homophonic nicknames on children.

Second, try not to have uncommon words when choosing names.

Some parents don't want their children to have the same name as others, so they will find some uncommon words to put in their children's names. This kind of name can really avoid the problem of duplicate names, but there are also some problems.

The first is that uncommon words are too complicated to write. When children first learn to write their own names, the difficulty is several times that of their peers. The second is that many people don't know uncommon words, and they are easily called by the wrong name, which makes others feel embarrassed.

Third, try to avoid taking four-word names.