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The classic words of soldiers' assault

July

1. Many people are anxious every day, afraid of not getting it and being lonely. I like people who are not anxious.

2. What is the age of twenty-two? Eat at twelve o'clock and be hungry at twelve thirty. On pursuit, two words, fresh.

Because I'm only thirty, and I haven't had enough fun!

4. Don't ghosts and things you are afraid of come out to scare themselves?

Everyone is a guest, and I will treat the guests well, so I will prepare a two-day tour with a diameter of 100 km for you. It's a small case for you, and the weapons are also within the scope of supply. Take your pick! Food, pick anything! No matter what you choose, it's just breakfast-style field rations.

6. Only by being a ghost can you be a master.

7. Every place, everyone and everything you experience takes your time and life, but you have never given your feelings. You always throw them away coldly, so what is your effort for? Waste your life for a result?

8. We are not just for confrontation. Your comrades-in-arms and even your enemies need your understanding, harmony and experience.

9. Spirit, the only wealth, everything else is empty.

10. We should always be together in the future. Being together, anytime and anywhere, is a test for life.

1 1. Once kindness meets evil, kindness is always the first to be hurt. So I said to myself later, in July, you must be an evil and kind person, because you can't let your subordinates get hurt.

12. Without respect for individuals, there is no collective.

13. Don't say that what you haven't done is meaningless.

14. People, the most difficult thing to understand is truth and falsehood.

15. It's better to rob you than to rob a bank!

16. It's not a bad thing to start over.

17. When we encounter something bad, the last thing we should think of is fairness and unfairness, right? All satisfied.

18. I admire a veteran. He said he tried his best, but he didn't dare to dance Tan Shengli. He just wants his men to die less on the battlefield. He said it was the human nature of soldiers.

Gaocheng

1. Are you a mule or a horse? Pull it out and go! Three months later, the mule left; Horse, come with me!

2. You are ambiguous and tacky.

3. Seven companies! Get out of here!

4. This starting point, this is the height, okay, I'm going to wash and sleep.

He (Xu Sanduo) has a good memory, but what's the use? Can endorsement carry the enemy on his back? Why not use the computer to practice five strokes against the enemy?

6. The tongue is human! Still breathing!

7. Young and frivolous, happy time.

8. Soldiers who have no concept of superiors and subordinates are grasshoppers after autumn.

9. You are my hell!

10. When the heart is stable, the hand is stable.

1 1. Obviously, he is a strong man and a born bear.

12. I am in the regiment and I am in the camp. The 16th company commander is my boss.

13. The rumors are all about tons, but they are still rumors about tons.

14. If you do this, you will become a lucky line. I only regard you as half a soldier.

15. Look at you, relax, relax, you don't have to be like a clockwork.

16. I am like a monkey. I am alive and kicking in front of the sun, and I feel better and better every day.

18. Tolerance is great, but no desire is just. Tolerance is others, and desire is yourself. This is the world where happiness runs.

19. I fouled, I played chess, and I winked at them while playing cards. They all know that if you mess with the instructor, something will happen to the company commander.

It is impolite for me to go with you today. I will be with you today, and we will have a good debate.

2 1. Every little thing he does, he grabs at it like a straw. One day I looked at it, wow! Boy! He is holding a towering tree that I can look up to.

22. Have you figured it out? Is everything all right? This life is an overlapping problem. The only thing you can do is to meet these problems. It may not be prepared for you like a war.

23. Failure is the mother of success. Anyone who is confident and wants to win the battle will drink it. Those who have no confidence, wash and sleep.

24. You have always been the soldier with the most tears in this company. You ranked first in a standard class and shed tears in an intensive platoon.

25. Just today, the last day of 57-year history, you should fucking clean it up!

26. You have a soldier's watch, but you don't have a soldier's room. Everything you do is for the evaluation of others.

27. People without blood simply don't know the honor of Qilian!

28. Don't give up, so let's call it Gang Qilian!

29. The cookhouse squad is gone, eat the pot cover!

Xu Sanduo

1. It is meaningful to live well, and it is meaningful to live well.

Dad, when I come back as a soldier, I will fight for you!

3. When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears.

4. Company commander, have time for plastic surgery.

Monitor, you'd better mind your own business.

6. I can be an old A from ordinary people or an old A back to ordinary people.

7. No matter whether you have done anything or not, no matter how much you have learned, it is the same when you should have a rest.

8. The dizziness and unspeakable pain in front of people are the taste of success.

9. Don't sit on the bed, don't lie on the bed, and rest at the same time. Bedding is neat, square and octagonal, flies fly and split, mosquitoes step on it and slip.

10. I don't want to be a top student. Being a top student is too tiring. You're all gone. Fewer and fewer people talk to you, and more and more people leave you. I want to be a fool, a fool is not afraid of people leaving, and a fool is not sad.

Jin Shi

1. Some things can only be understood after a little injury.

As long as today is better than yesterday, isn't that hope?

I am an old hand and pretend to be naive all day.

The distance from Tiannan to Haibei is the distance of leg lifting.

This army is not a shop opened by our family. What do you have to make me do?

6. Xu Sanduo, although you are a little ... you are not too bad, are you?

7. You see, I find that you have many advantages now. You are kind and kind-hearted, and you can't hide the pain of others or pigs.

8. No one can take anything you want to defend, even if the anti-tank bombards you, you can defend this broken bag.

9. Can a broken bag beat your monitor? Have you forgotten that we are infantry? I can crawl home.

10.sanduo, you, don't always pin this idea on others, you have flowers in your heart, one by one, how beautiful! I'm leaving. I can help you cut off the last straw in your heart.

1 1. Are you handsome? Company commander? I am a soldier, I am a soldier. Will I show up today? Handsome or not?

12. Our seventh company is too ostentatious. Don't look down on people who have nothing to show off.

Become a useful/talented person

1. People have to get up if they want to live.

2. When did you become a Tang Priest? Fuck off!

3. People who don't know how to be content don't know what to thank.

In fact, I am also very upset now. This man lives too well, and he can't go anywhere without you.

Xu Sanduo, you are a tree with branches and leaves. I am a telephone pole, and I cut all the branches and vines myself. I'm going back to find my own branch.

6. I didn't really understand what contentment means until I came to Class Five this time. Only by understanding these two words can we know that the sky is blue, the air is clear and the grassland is green.

7. The chief reported that I had a great dream since I was a child, and that was to join the glorious China People's Liberation Army. Ah! Imagine that year, the Long March against Japan, three major battles, Nanchang Chengtou lit a single spark, burning the whole of China. At that time, I was thinking, if one day, I can put on the sacred military uniform and take over the guns of my predecessors, what an honor it would be! Defending the motherland, defending the people, and becoming one of millions of heroes, just like a crystal drop, melts in the boundless sea. Chief, report to the chief. Over.

Rex Wu

1. Understand the spirit.

2. the white matter of brigade a has been removed, so you don't need to sleep.

3. I wish my comrades no trace of spring dreams, good night!

4. I'm a professional, buy a few packets of biscuits 180. Is it easy for me? Forget it, normal heart, normal heart.

People like us have a common problem, that is, we trust our mouths too much, not our ears.

6. Some people are used to judging others, but they can't see themselves in the mirror.

7. This is an anti-fashion leisure fashion. If you don't wear it, you will fall behind the fashionable clothes.

8. The person who has been squeezed, when you rub it, is a fuse, absolutely dry.

9. I think their bullets are running out, and we need to help them consume them.

10. Gay wives and concubines are in groups! I am the happiest person in the world!

1 1. I think you may be very tired and you want to find a home. In fact, we all want to be abnormal and normal. But even if you find your so-called destination, you can't see the end, because life is endless and there is no destination.

Captain Wang

1. People are not made, but live.

2. Want and get, there are two words in the middle, that is, do it, and you can only get it if you do it.

In fact, there are many complicated things, which are quite simple, but there are many simple things, which are quite complicated.

4. What about you? You can tie up all these soldiers, then shoot them with machine guns and take the rest away. what do you think?

Meng Li

1. Most people are not necessarily right.

2. The people here are simple and honest, and they respect virtue and are kind.

3. Glory lies in dullness, but difficulty lies in eternity.

4. Why is china national radio on TV? This is an infringement.

Monitor, I really want to save the drowning child, but we have two necessary conditions here, water and children, but there is no one.

6. When you thought I was in a daze, I was thinking.

bai tiejun

1. Call me, and I will be as beautiful as a bamboo pole, and the whole army will be wiped out.

2. War is so cruel! Even the dead feel insecure.

3. Progress comes from a low starting point.

This is against the regulations! It's rude of them to run away after being beaten!

5. thank me? I have a lot to thank. Which quarter are you thankful for?

6. Is anyone there? Is anyone home?

Ma xiaoshuai

1. Fuck him, he's in a bad mood! I'm a spoiled parent, right?

Don't think that I can't grow seven bones in a few days!

Wu Liuyi

1. Look at my two fellow villagers. One is as clever as a ghost, and the other is as stupid as a pig!

Comrades, I accidentally met the truth today!

3. Being a soldier is most afraid of one thing. People come and go.

As soon as I saw him, I felt that I had escaped a punch in Mao's face and gave me a sap in the back.

The whole company is rushing forward desperately, and only he is holding you back.

jade

1. I have been waiting here for more than two years, but I have not seen it rise or become flashy.

You are muddling along now, be careful not to get along in the future.

Xue Lin

1. Dare to say bitter, think of the Red Army's 25,000, dare to say tired, wash and go back to sleep.

Audience friends in front of the TV, tonight is the classic movie "Big Waves Wasting the Sand". Hey guys, the sand is whiter tonight than last night.