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Help me tell two stories about 10 heroes of the Water Margin (without repetition) and get high marks.
Back to the 23rd Henghai County, Chai Jin, Liu Bin, Jingyanggang and Wusong fought tigers.
The present Song Jiang saw Song Wu's character, and he was very happy. He asked Song Wu, "Why Jiro?
Song Wu fights tigers.
Here? "Song Wu replied," my brother got drunk in qing he and had an argument with our secret. At that time, he got angry and only punched that fellow. My brother only knew that he was dead, so he ran away in an instant and took refuge in the place of the official. Today is more than a year. Later, I found out that the fellow villager was not dead, but was saved alive. I'm going back to my hometown to find my brother. I don't want to get sick and I can't go home. But Song Jiang takes him to drink every day, and Song Wu's previous illness will be fine. Accompanied by Song Jiang, he lived for more than ten days. Song Wu was homesick and wanted to go back to Qinghe County to visit his brother. Chai Jin and Song Jiangdu asked him to stay a little longer. Song Wu said, "My brother hasn't heard from me for a long time. I'm going to see him." Sung River said, "It's really Jiro who wants to go. I dare not stay long. Come and meet again if you are free. " Song Wu thanked Song Jiang. Chai Jin took out some gold and silver and gave it to Song Wu. Song Wu thanked him. "It's really too much interference." Song Wu tied the parcel and tied the tip stick before starting work. Chai Jin also treated wine and delivered food. Song Wu wore a new red coat, a white felt hat, a package on his back and a whistle, and said goodbye. Song Jiang said, "Brotherhood, my good brother, don't wait." He went back to his room, took some money, drove to the front of the village and said, "I'll give my brother a ride." Song Jiang and his brother Song Qing sent Song Wu. After resigning Chief Chai, Song Jiang also said, "Chief Chai, come later." Three miles from Dongzhuang and Chai Jin. Song Wu said goodbye. "Brother, it's far away. Please go back. Master Chai will definitely look forward to it. " Song Jiangdao: "Why not send a few more steps?" Chatting on the road, I didn't expect it to be another three or two miles. Song Wu took Song Jiang's arm and said, "Your brother doesn't have to go far. As the saying goes: "Send.
Song Wu fights tigers.
You are thousands of miles away, you can't go to never say goodbye. Song Jiang pointed: "Let me take a few more steps. There is a small hotel on the official road, and we ate for three minutes to say goodbye. " Three people came to the hotel. Song Jiang sat in the first place, and Song Wu sat down against Qiao Bang. Song Qing sat down with his head crossed. So he called the bartender and asked for a drink. And buy some vegetables such as fruits and vegetables, and move them to Zhuo Zi. Three people had a few drinks to watch the red sun and the west. Song Wu said, "It's getting late, and my brother will never abandon Wu Ershi, so he worships Wu as a righteous brother." Song Jiang was overjoyed. Song Wu bowed his head four times. Song Jiang asked Song Qing to take out a ingot of twelve taels of silver and give it to Song Wu. Song Wuxin accepted it and said, "Brother, the guests used their own plates." Song Jiangdao: "Dear brother, don't worry too much. If you refuse, I won't recognize you as my brother. " Song Wu had to bend down and put it in a wrapped bag. Song Jiang took some broken silver and paid for the drinks. Song Wu took the tip stick. Three people came out of the hotel to say goodbye. Song Wu shed tears, said goodbye and left. Song Jiang and Song stood in front of the hotel, watching the disappearance, and then turned back. Less than five miles, I saw Chief Chai riding a horse, holding two empty horses behind him to pick up Sung River. I saw great joy. Mount the horse and go back to the village together. Get off the horse and invite people to drink in the backyard. Sung river brothers, since then only in Chai Daguan village. There are two ends to the story, as evidenced by a poem: Don't be stingy with the long road, but stand up and go straight to Jingyanggang. Drunk and killed tigers in the mountains, famous all over the world. Only that Song Wuzi and Song Jianggong said goodbye and went to the hotel to rest that night. The next day, I got up early, made a fire, ate dinner, paid the room fee, tied the parcel, lifted a stick and set off. He thought for a moment and said, "It's true that only the timely rain in Song Gongming is heard in Jianghu! Knowing such a brother is not a waste! Song Wu walked on the road for a few days and came to yanggu county. It's far from the county seat. At noon that day, I left hungry. I saw a hotel in front, with a flag in front of it, which read five words: "Three bowls can't cross the mountain". Song Wu went in and sat down, sticking the tip of his nose.
Song Wu fights tigers.
He leaned back and shouted, "Master, come and have a drink." I saw the shopkeeper put three bowls, a pair of chopsticks and a plate of hot food in front of Song Wu. Sift a bowl of wine full. Song Wu picked up the bowl. Swallow it. Cried: "This wine is good for health and strengthens physical strength." Host, if you are full, buy some wine to eat? The restaurant said, "Only cooked beef." Song Wu said, "Ok, cut two or three Jin to eat." The hotel cut out two Jin of cooked beef at home, made a big plate in the future and put it in front of Song Wu. Then sieve a bowl of wine. Song Wu took a bite: "Good wine!" Sift another bowl. I just ate three bowls of wine and never sifted it again. Song Wu knocked on the table and shouted, "Master, why don't you come to screen the wine?" The restaurant said, "If you want meat, please bring it." Song Wu said, "I want wine, too, and I want to cut some meat." The restaurant said, "Cut the meat and add the guest officer, not the wine." Song Wu said: "But this is a disaster!" He asked his host, "Why don't you sell me wine?" The restaurant said, "My guest, you must see the flag in front of my door, which clearly says," Three bowls are not enough. " Song Wu said, "Why do you call it three bowls? "The restaurant said," Although my wine is village wine, it is better than old wine. Whenever a guest comes to my shop to eat three bowls, he gets drunk and can't cross the hill in front. So it's called' three bowls can't cross the mountain'. In the past, when guests came, they would eat three bowls, let alone ask. " Song Wuxiao said, "What a nice place! I have eaten three bowls, how can I not get drunk? "The restaurant said," My wine is called "through the bottle" or "pour out". At the beginning of the entrance, it is mellow and delicious, and it will fall down if it is less. " Song Wu said, "Don't talk nonsense. I won't pay you back if I have no land. Sift three more bowls for me. " The restaurant saw that Song Wu did not move at all, and screened three more bowls. Song Wu said, "Good wine! Master, I'll eat a bowl and give you a bowl of money. I just want to screen it. "The restaurant said," My guest, don't just ask for a drink. This wine is intoxicating and there is no medicine. " Song Wu said, "Don't talk nonsense! Even if you put antiperspirant in it, I still have a nose. " The shopkeeper was right, but he sifted three bowls in a row. Song Wu said, "Let's eat another two Jin of meat. "The restaurant cut two catties of cooked beef and screened three bowls of wine.
Song Wu fights tigers.
. Song Wu's mouth is slippery. He just wants to eat. Going to one side, he took out some broken money and called, "Master, come and see my money quickly. Is it enough to give you wine and meat? " The restaurant looked at it and said, "I have more than enough, and I have some money for you." Song Wu said: "I don't want you to post money, just screen the wine." The restaurant said, "sir, when you want to eat wine, there are five or six bowls of wine." I'm afraid you can't eat it. " Song Wu said, "There have been only five or six bowls for a long time. You have to screen out the future. " The people in the restaurant said, "You are Han of Jiuan. If you are drunk, how can you live? " Song Wu replied, "It is not a hero to ask you to help." The restaurant is willing to sift wine. Song Wu said anxiously, "I won't eat your food for free. I don't want to induce my father to have sex. I will teach you to smash your house and turn your fucking shop upside down! " The restaurant said, "This guy is drunk, don't mess with him." I sifted six bowls of wine and ate it with Song Wu. I ate eighteen bowls before and after. Grab the stick, stand up and say, "I'm not drunk." Out of the door, he smiled and said, "But he didn't say that three bowls are not enough!" " Take the stick and go. The restaurant rushed out and shouted, "Where's the guest officer?" Song Wu paused and asked, "What do you want me to do? I gave you a lot of money to buy wine. Why did you call me? " The restaurant shouted, "I mean well. Come back to my house to see the list of lawsuits. " Song Wu asked, "What announcement?" The restaurant said: "There is a big white frontworm hanging in front of Jingyang Mountain, and it hurts people when it comes out late. Thirty or twenty big men's lives will be ruined. The lawsuit is now limited to hunting hunters, and catching hunters is allowed. People on both sides of Gangzi intersection have placards. You can teach guests to come and go, form a team, and pass the post in the afternoon, noon and not three hours. The rest Yin, Mao, Shen, You, Xu and Hai are not allowed to overstep their posts for six hours. There are many single guests, so you are not allowed to cross the mountain during the day. Be sure to wait for your other half to pass by. This is the end of the application sooner or later. I saw you leave without asking anyone. I wasted my life. It's better to stop here. Thirty or twenty people who get together slowly tomorrow are better than Gangzi. " Hearing this, Song Wu smiled and said, "I'm from qing he. I have walked on this Jingyanggang at least ten or twenty times. When did you see a big bug! Don't scare me with such nonsense! There will be a big bug, I am not afraid. " The restaurant said, "I want to save you. If you don't believe me, come in and look at the list of lawsuits. " Song Wu said, "You sound like a bird! Then there is a tiger, and the owner is not afraid! Why don't you leave me at home to rest, trying to make money for me in the middle of the night to kill me, but it scares me? " The restaurant said, "Look! I am kind, but I am malicious. You said so! When you don't believe me, help yourself. " Exactly: The car in front fell down by Qian Qian, and so did the car behind. Clear references and
Song Wu fights tigers.
Pingchuan Road takes advice as a bad word.
The hotel owner shook his head and walked into the shop. This Song Wu strode through Jingyanggang with a stick. After about four or five miles, I came to the foot of the post and saw a big tree with two lines written on it. Song Wu also knows some words. I looked up and it said, "There was a big bug in Jingyanggang recently, but there used to be merchants who could team up at three o'clock, noon and evening." Don't make mistakes. "Song Wu smiled when he saw this scene." This is a trick of the restaurant. Scared the guests, so I went to stay at that guy's house. I'm afraid of birds! "He dragged a stick, walked over to the post. At this time, it is time to apply for a license. This round of red sun, down the mountain. Song Wu had just stepped onto Gangzi during the demolition. In less than half a mile, I saw a dilapidated mountain temple. When I arrived at the gate of the temple, I saw a seal on the door. When Song Wu stopped to study, he said, "yanggu county thinks there is a new big bug on this Jingyang Mountain, which recently killed people. Seeing that this worker was limited to all villages and hunters, he was not caught. If there are past merchants and others, you can go to Ganggang together in the afternoon, afternoon and evening. Single guests are not allowed to cross the mountain during the rest of the time and during the day. It is inconvenient to be afraid of being hurt. Everyone should know. "Song Wu saw the list, just know there is a tiger. I wanted to go back to the hotel and thought, "When I go back, I must eat him and laugh at him. I'm not a hero, so it's hard to turn back. After thinking for a while, she said, "What birds are you afraid of?" Just go up and see why! "Song Wu walked and saw the wine coming, so he put the felt hat on his back, put the pointed stick under his ribs, and went to work step by step. Looking back at the sun, it gradually sets. It's October weather, and the days are short and the nights are long, so it's easy to be late. Song Wu said to himself, "It's no big deal! People are afraid of themselves and dare not go up the mountain. "Song Wu always walks. He is drunk and burns. Holding a stick in one hand and covering his chest in the other, he stumbled and went straight to the chaotic forest. I saw a big bluestone, leaning on a stick, turning over and getting ready for bed, only to see a strong wind blowing. Look at the wind, but see:
Invisible, invisible, the Fourth Committee can blow everything up.
Song Wu fights tigers.
Just pinch the yellow leaves from the tree and push the white clouds into the mountains.
It turns out that in the world, clouds are born in dragons and winds are born in tigers. When a gust of wind passed by, I heard a crash behind the tree and a big white frontworm jumped out. Song Wu saw it and shouted, "Oh!" Turning down from the bluestone, he took the sharp stick in his hand and flashed by the bluestone. Hungry and thirsty, the big bug pressed his paws slightly to the ground, jumped on his body and pulled him down from the air. Song Wu was very surprised and broke out in a cold sweat. Just at that moment, Song Wu saw the blade coming, only a flash, and it flashed behind the blade. It's the hardest thing for a big bug to look at people behind his back, so he put his front paws on the ground, raised his waist and hips and helped him up. Song Wu has only one hiding, hiding aside. Blade roared when he saw that he couldn't lift it, but it was like a bolt from the blue for a long time, which made the mountains move. Turn this iron bar upside down like a tiger's tail and only cut it once, but Song Wu dodged to one side. It turned out that the blade just swooped down and lifted it to cut people. When you can't mention three things, you lose half your breath first. The blade couldn't be cut again, and he roared again, and it would come back one after another. When Song Wu saw the blade turn over and come back, he turned up the sharp stick with his hand and cut it down from the air with only one stick. Hearing the sound, he split his face with a tree with branches and leaves rustling and knocked it down. Looking intently, a stick can't split the blade. Originally panicked, he was bumping into a dead tree, breaking the pole in half, holding only half in his hand. Blade growled, high sexual desire, turn to the future. Song Wu only jumped once, but he took ten steps back. Blade put his two front paws in front of Song Wu. Song Wu threw the half stick aside, grabbed the blade at the top of the flower skin with both hands and pressed it down. That big bug is eager to make money, and it has long been exhausted. Song Wu tried his best to solve it, but he was willing to set it free. Song Wu put one foot on the blade of the other, and his eyes just kicked. With a roar, the blade lifted two piles of yellow mud under its body and made a pit. Song Wu put the blade straight into the yellow mud pit. The blade swallowed Song Wu and lost some strength. Song Wu grabbed the top flower skin tightly with his left hand, stole his right hand, raised his fist the size of a hammer, and tried his best to fight. After fifty or seventy punches, the blade bursts with blood in its eyes, mouth, nose and ears. Song Wu tried his best to fight in his chest. After half a break, he made a bunch of big bugs, but they looked like a brocade bag. There is an ancient style, one-way Jingyanggang Wusong fights tigers.
Lu zhishen
Lu went to Suoguo Temple to see the vegetable garden. There are twenty or thirty local ruffians living near the vegetable garden. They often come to the garden to steal vegetables, but a few gardeners can't control them. This time, I heard that there was a new person, so I made trouble. Unexpectedly, the two leaders were kicked into the cesspit, scaring them into begging for mercy. The next day, I bought some food and wine as gifts for Lu. Everyone was having a good time when they heard crows barking in the big tree outside the door. The local ruffians said it was unlucky, and the noisy people were upset and wanted to move a ladder to tear down the bird's nest. Lu stepped forward, looked at the tree up and down, and said, "No, take me to pull it up." After that, he took off his coat, hugged the trunk with his left hand, and held the upper part of the tree with his right hand. He straightened up and the tree was uprooted. The thieves were frightened and bowed down to Lu as their teacher.
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