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A joke about talking to a cat.

Text/Uncle Wang's Cat

How did you and your cat meet? Are there any magical experiences or touching stories?

Have you ever met other kittens who actively "touch porcelain" with their cat-sucking physique?

On this issue, foreign netizens exposed a short story about themselves and cats, which was lovely and warm, touching and healing. Let's take a look together ~

The story of 25 warm cats The sofa is mine, the dog is mine and the cat is not mine.

The house is mine, the cup is mine, and this little guy who often steals water from my cup is not my cat. The neighbor's cat has long regarded this place as his home.

The table is mine, but the cat lying on it is not mine. The cat's owner doesn't allow it to enter the house, so it has been wandering outside. It enjoys life in my house and likes to bring a fresh chicken wing here to eat at night.

This lovely cat lives near here. It likes hitchhiking.

You must think this is my cat sleeping in my bed. No, I don't know how it got in and ran into my bed.

At the end of last year, this cow and cat family moved to our community. It likes to look at us through the glass door every day. He will wait patiently for my two cats to go out, and sometimes my cat will open the screen door and invite him in.

One day in summer, we opened the front door and the cat came in. We call it "Tigger" because, as you know, it is very active, especially at night.

It has an owner. We called its owner and lived in the same street with us. I thought Tigger just went home, but he didn't! Now we are his pets, and he comes to dance twice every night.

This is not my cat, but I want to convince it is my cat. I give it delicious food and lots of love every day. Hey! I believe that one day it will succumb to my love. However, it is only interested in food now.

I met a cat on my way home from the bar last night. I gave it a piece of bacon and it followed me for ten blocks. I woke up this morning and found it sleeping next to me.

This big orange is very good. It sits in front of my house every morning. It has a good appetite and is not picky about food. We all love it.

1 I am very shocked. A cat broke into my bathroom. We will take him to the vet tomorrow and prepare to adopt him. My dog can't wait to keep it.

After seeing the vet, I found that it actually has a chip. It belongs to its owner. It was lost two years ago. Although I was sad, I finally reunited it with its owner.

1 This little white cat is not my cat. It came into my house and slept in my bed. So, you know, later it became my cat.

120 For more than 20 years, our family kept a dog until we met a cat named Amelia. It happened to be in our house, very thin, but very healthy. Never left after that. Now it is round and lovely, and we live happily together.

1 The neighbor's cat likes to watch me take a bath in the bathroom.

1 There are many dogs in my family. I saw a cat in my yard around 1 in the morning. I have never seen it before. It meows. When I call it, it will come to me.

It was clearly left at my house, and I can see that it is a mother cat. Now I'm going to take it to find its baby. Miraculously, it didn't resist me to hug it at all, and it kept purring in my arms.

I fed it some food and began to take it to find a kitten. I included my beagle in the hunting plan, and even played the meow of the kitten on my mobile phone.

I looked for it for nearly seven hours, but unfortunately I couldn't find its child.

I contacted my rescue friends, hoping that they could help the poor cat. Thankfully, there are just three orphaned kittens in the relief organization who need a mother cat. The vet said that after deworming it, it could see its new baby.

1 The cat outside is not mine, and neither is this one inside. (accident? )

1 I am different from others. The house opposite is not mine, but the cat is mine.

1 When I was about to feed the cats, I found that there were five cats in the kitchen, and I only kept three.

1 A cat appeared in my living room. I lured him out with dried fish, but he refused He just wants to hug and go back to his room. So, it is my cat now.

20. The little orange cat on the right broke into my house. I had two cats and a big dog, but fortunately they didn't reject me. I took it to the doctor and found that it had a chip. I'm glad to contact its owner.

However, when its owner appeared, he was not surprised, but said, "It has been missing for a month, and I don't want to keep it any more." Then I drove away.

I'm sorry that the cat has such a sad experience, but it's a good thing that it's my cat now.

This is a neighbor's cat, but the neighbor won't let it in, so I provided it with a place to live in the garage. It's been nearly two months. I saw it adopted by the rescue station today. It's pathetic. One leg is lame. I applied to adopt it, and it soon became my cat.

This female cat gave birth to kittens in my garden hut. She is very gentle and friendly, and all her babies are healthy. Some of my friends want to adopt kittens, but I will keep them with me.

My girlfriend asked me why I put a cat in the laundry room. At first I couldn't understand what she was saying until she sent me this photo. Now this cat is a full member of our family.

Well, the fat orange on the left is my cat, and the raccoon flower on the right is my neighbor's cat. I really want the beaver to be my cat, and the beaver also wants to be my cat. But its owner doesn't allow it, and neither does my orange fat.

February 220 19, we saw an orange spot on the camera at home, and a cat was stealing food from its bowl.

I tried many methods and finally got in touch with its owner. But this cat just likes to wander around our house. It will get into my car and lie on my doormat to make sure we don't miss our arrival. For many days, he stared at the doorbell and sat in front of my house.

I finally let him in. We call him cinnamon. He likes this new home. I called its owner and she said, "The cat chose you."

We brushed it, and it was very happy, playing with other pets and sleeping together.

165438+ October, sick. I called its owner just to tell her.

My husband and I took him to the vet, only to know that he had renal failure, and there was not much time left. So we reviewed its The Bucket List: eating tuna; Sitting in front of a sunny window; Lying under the big tree outside, we sent it some snacks and bowls of ice water.

The cat persisted for a week and left us forever. I miss this little guy who used to steal food.

I'm glad that all these cats can meet kind and friendly people.

I hope everyone will be less hostile and more friendly to these little creatures. They can bring happiness and warmth to mankind, and may even bring good luck and fortune. I hope all cats won't get hurt.