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What are the funny real history of Italy in World War II?

One. At that time, a group of Italians were preparing to launch a surprise attack, and hundreds of people found a place to hide. But hungry, even if there is a supply station ten kilometers away, even if we have a motorcycle, but we are Italians, we want to eat freshly cooked spaghetti, so everyone in every post began to cook spaghetti. Well, then, they were all arrested. Before leaving with the allies, we made one last request and finished the freshly cooked spaghetti.

Two. All the Italians in the allied prison camp have escaped, and they can't be found anywhere. As a result, they suddenly came back the next day. When asked where they were going, they said they had gone to another prison camp. Asked why they came back, they said there was no spaghetti there, but there was. Yes, we Italians just went out to see how the food in other prison camps was, and never thought of running away.

Three. A group of Italians were trapped in the desert, saying that they didn't have much weapons and ammunition, and they didn't have fresh water, so they needed reinforcements. At that time, the Germans were close to them. As soon as they saw that their younger brother needed themselves, they immediately sent their own airborne troops to bring supplies. As a result, when they arrived in a hurry, the Italians were cooking spaghetti with fresh water, but the materials brought by the Germans were not red wine, and they were still complaining.

Four. The Italians captured a British pilot and put him in a prisoner camp. In the evening, they serve everything from appetizers to desserts. The pilot knows that this is the last supper and he will die tomorrow. The next day, as expected, an officer came early in the morning. Unexpectedly, he immediately bowed and apologized to him, saying that yesterday's dinner was arranged wrongly. This is the treatment of ordinary soldiers. The pilot should eat better and ask him to forgive him. I gave you a terrible meal. Forgive us.

In addition, there are many hilarious incidents in the Italian army. Interested friends can search the book "Italian hilarious history of World War II" for further understanding.