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Do you think Yu Gong is stupid? Why?

Stupid people are not stupid.

1) Yugong Yugong wants to move mountains, not because of a momentary enthusiasm, but after careful consideration. First of all, his purpose of moving mountains is clear. "Punishing traffic jams in Beishan, getting in and out of the road" shows that he suffers from traffic jams. Punishment, pain. This is the usage of conation. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam. Take a detour. Because the North Mountain is in the way, it is not convenient to get out and in. This sentence is not just the experience of Yu Gong alone, but the common feeling of all people who "live on the hillside". Therefore, Yu Gong's "Gathering Rooms and Seeking" was immediately warmly endorsed. This is from the opposite side. On the positive side, Yu Gong knows what benefits it will bring to people by moving two mountains. "refers to the south of Henan, directly to Hanyin", which means the benefits of moving mountains. "Tou" and "Tou" here all have straight meanings, corresponding to "blocking" and "pedantic" above. Visible, Gong Yu's interest in moving mountains has long been considered twice. Secondly, Yu Gong has a clear idea that this mountain can be removed. He made it very clear in a passage refuting Zhi Dou. This passage is written by the rhetorical method of "thimble", sentence by sentence, closely linked at different levels, which fully illustrates the endless truth of children and grandchildren. Finally, it ends with Infinite Chamber of Secrets, which affirms the infinity of manpower and is very convincing. Then use the word "harmony" to point out that mountains can only be dug less and less, and will not be "higher". In this way, it is very natural and convincing to draw the conclusion of "why is it unfair?" This shows that Gong Yu's confidence in moving mountains is based on his deep understanding of the relationship between man and nature. It can be seen that in the whole process of moving mountains, Gong Yu stood tall, looked far, considered the problem very carefully, and refuted the wisdom of the old man. Who can believe that such a respectable old man is a "stupid old man"? (2) Zhi Chaucer is an old man who thinks he is clever. He despised the foolish old man and opposed moving mountains. There are not many words in the article about Zhisou, but this self-righteous old man is vividly portrayed. He "stopped laughing" at Gong Yu moving mountains. This kind of smile is sarcasm, contempt, arrogance and bullying. "It's a pity that you don't appreciate it", and the inverted sentence emphasizes that fools are not smart, which fully reflects Zhisou's contempt for fools. "With the spare capacity of the remaining years, we can't destroy a hair on the mountain. What is like a stone? " At your age, there is still a little strength left. You can't even kill a grass on the mountain, but what can you do with clods and stones? This statement is sharp and exaggerated with obvious irony. Use "Qi" to strengthen rhetorical tone. All these show the stubborn attitude of Zhisou against moving mountains. But in the end, it was refuted by Yugong, "respond and die." From the beginning, Zhisou was eloquent and taught others, and later he was speechless and embarrassed. This is exactly what smart people deserve. Zhisou is short-sighted, retreats from difficulties, does nothing, talks nonsense, and is good at being a teacher. Such people are self-righteous, but in fact they are just showing off their cleverness.