Where are more jokes? Please, great gods.

1. A dying man made a will to his wife: "When I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so she explained, "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all. Now I want him to feel cheated!" Dad told the fish that he was often hungry when he was a child. Fish and fish had tears in their eyes: "Well, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" There is a train in a mountainous area, and farmers come to watch it along the way. A female passenger on the bus came for a holiday, but after correcting the paper, she flew out of the window to face a farmer. The farmer took it down and said, "Wow! ! ! The train is fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed. My three-year-old daughter often says to me, "Dad, don't you understand what you are planting?" I said, "Yes, you reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "then I grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly." "5. The two fathers and sons are violent and never let people down. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When I came back, I met a man who refused to give way at the city gate. After standing for a long time, my father ran over: "Good son, you take the meat first, and I will stand next to you!"! "A joke may be just a phrase, a short story or a series of words that make the speaker and communicator feel funny or have a sense of humor. The difference between action jokes and oral jokes is that action jokes affect people's vision and make people feel funny. 6. One day, there were many people on a bus. When the conductor was buying a ticket, suddenly a person farted, and everyone on the bus felt uncomfortable breathing and scolded the uncivilized man. At this moment, the conductor shouted, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" A passenger replied, "The man who farted just now didn't buy a ticket!" " "Then a man stood up and shouted," Who said I didn't buy a ticket! " "