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Composition; Life is like-
Xu
I have a happy family and my life is as sweet as honey.
Our family is actually a big group. Every time the school evaluates "good family", our family is chosen almost every time. There are 78 people in our family (don't be afraid). Our family is full of affection and friendship every day and lives happily. This is our class and our home.
I remember once, my classmate's father came, and I saw him bulging with that big bag from a distance. It must be something delicious. We all gathered around us, vying to help carry the bag. When we arrived at the restaurant, he smiled and said to us, "Guess what I brought?"
Because we all want to eat fruit and things like that. He said, "Apple, banana ..." But he shook his head frequently to deny it. In the end, we guessed a lot, but they were all wrong.
He opened the parcel a little mysteriously under the gaze of his classmates.
Our eyes were fixed on the bag, which turned out to be a thick plastic packaging bag. I don't know how many floors there are. As soon as he untied it, he said, "Ah! Lobster! " I cried first, and the others danced happily. "We can eat lobster!" "
Because of the time, * * *' s father should go back. Oh, dear! After he left, we became crazy, and we left the image of a lady. ...
Oh, my god, is that still the man sitting next to me? I saw her mouth full of oil, covered in shrimp soup and hands full of shrimp juice, and she lost her original appearance from head to toe.
"Look, it's just a little pig."
"You are a sister, so you are a big pig? ! "
This restaurant is full of pleasant atmosphere.
We are like sisters, always talking and laughing. Life is as sweet as honey. Of course, the teacher's love for us is beyond words.
Teacher, I want to ask for leave.
"What are you doing on vacation?"
"My down jacket is broken, I'm going out to repair it!"
Because the teacher knew that he was the naughty ghost king of our class, he asked the reason step by step, but the teacher did not ask him for leave.
I then asked, "What about the ending?"
Theory of appositive language; "Guess!"
"Don't beat around the bush, just say it!"
"At noon, the teacher took a needle to help Li sew the needle."
"ah!"
"However, Li fell asleep and finally didn't sew!"
After listening, I was moved by the teacher's practice. Although the teacher didn't help him sew, the way the teacher treated the students as his own children was enough to move me and make me respect the teacher more.
This is our class, our home, this big family is not only full of friendship, but also has deep feelings.
Mika
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