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Wechat regards wife on Women's Day
2. SMS, long thoughts, endless words, sincere words, gentle spring breeze and silent dedication, I express my sincere thanks to you. Happy Women's Day!
3, Dahua 38: demonizing the body, high-end income, housework outsourcing, lasting feelings, petty bourgeoisie, crazy consumption, enslaved husband. Happy Women's Day!
4. Put the apron aside and throw away the rag. Today you are the master and the whole family is at your disposal. Credit card, busy shopping, March 8 Women's Day, I wish you the happiest, best and most beautiful!
5. It's Women's Day. I'll send you a flower. May you be as beautiful as it is; Send you a cup of milk tea, may you be as warm as it is; Send you a smiling face, I hope you are as happy as it is, and finally I wish you a happy Women's Day.
6. March 8th Women's Festival: Smooth flowers, safe flowers, happy flowers, happy flowers and flowers have blossomed again; Fruits of joy, enthusiasm, inspiration, joy and joy bloom. I wish you a happy March 8th.
Your smile makes my heart beat! At first glance, the world was shocked! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Beauty, happy Women's Day!
8. Today is March 8th. I will praise you. Beautiful and generous, called a flower. Don't fall behind in your work, you dare to seize the difficulties. A good wife and mother always take care of the family. Best wishes to you. Wish you a happy holiday!
9. Old innocence dotes on you, let angels give you face, let the devil give you figure, let Athena give you wisdom, and more importantly, let me send you my blessing: Happy Women's Day!
10. From now on, in order to welcome Women's Day on March 8, all male compatriots should respond to the call: Come at any time! As docile as a cat! Active package! Say hello consciously! I am proud of what you have done for women today!
1 1, the atmosphere of Women's Day is very warm. The gangster is looking for snacks. The less cash in the bag, the better. Be careful when going out and looking for someone to protect flowers. Send text messages to remind them. Wish you a happy holiday! Happy March 8th!
12, life is like a flower, accompanied by beauty: black tea flowers wish you natural beauty, lilacs wish you eternal happiness, pink roses wish you sweet love, and fire begonia wish you wealth! Happy Women's Day, always as beautiful as flowers!
13, beauty asks you to be an image, wisdom asks you to be an endorsement, health asks you to advertise, and happiness asks you to publicize, but I still want to remind you that it is best not to be too comprehensive and leave a bowl of rice for others! Happy Women's Day!
14, Women's Day is here, and you are the most beautiful when you receive the text message; Your smile is charming, and your voice is better than that of an oriole. Your joy travels thousands of miles, and your joy is everywhere. I am happy when you are happy! I wish you a happy Women's Day!
15, because of the sunshine, the world becomes brilliant; Because of the wind and rain, the world has become lingering; Because of music, the world becomes romantic; Because of women, the world has become infinitely beautiful. I sincerely wish you a happy Women's Day!
16, women's day is coming, I will send you three flowers, one is a rose, as beautiful as a flower; One is a happy flower, happy as honey; One is Lily, everything goes well, everything goes well. Money is rolling in.
17, I can't make up boring sweet words, charming sweet words and moving rhetoric. When March 8th comes, I just want to bless you softly: keep a happy life and enjoy it.
18, it is said that you can become handsome when dealing with beautiful women, refined when dealing with smart women, and stronger when dealing with healthy women. I will be perfect when dealing with you! Happy Women's Day to the perfect you!
19, I am willing to be a computer, the hard disk is full of love for you, the cpu overclocks for you, the mouse is completely at your disposal, and you can press the keyboard as you want. Today is Women's Day, dear. Thank you for your hard work. Wish you a happy holiday!
20. When Women's Day arrives, reward yourself appropriately. Clothes should not be the most expensive, but you should look good. Cosmetics should suit you. In order to be happy, it is best not to go too far. Finally, I wish you a happy holiday and never worry.
2 1. Although you are not a mother, you have made many female mothers. Although you are not a woman, you have made many women happy to be women, so: On the occasion of March 8th, I wish you a happy holiday!
22, March 8, a hundred flowers bloom, colorful. Female compatriots are full of energy, singing and dancing, and heroic. Spring breeze is like peach blossom, and joy is like Mulan. May sisters have a happy March 8th!
23, the arrival of the March 8th Festival, send you one point beautiful, two points capable, three points strong, four points brave, five points smart, six points charitable, seven points charming, eight points romantic, nine points gentle like it! I wish you a happy holiday and full of happiness!
24, Women's Day is coming again, men should do well: women are treasures, you can't argue with her, you should be considerate, you should do all the housework, you should go out to follow up, you should always take out your wallet and make her laugh, you should work hard! Happy holidays!
25, men are tired, so they will knock on the back, men are anxious, so they will wash their hair, men are bitter, so they often gamble, men are busy, so they often go to the wrong bed, I hope ladies will be good and considerate of men.
26. Every day I will look up at the night sky and wish my friends happiness forever. Tonight, you will see a special meteor. I made a wish to it: Happy Women's Day!
27. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to look for you. After finding you, I found our wings are smooth! Happy Women's Day!
28, 300 days a year, you work hard every day, and the whole family, old and young, owe you love. Today's Women's Day, please have a rest, eat, drink and be merry, and I will wait on you! Dear wife, I wish you a happy Women's Day!
29. On the occasion of Women's Day, for the sake of family harmony, social harmony, ecological balance, world peace, and most importantly, smile for Bo Jiaren and wish the vast number of beautiful women: eternal youth and infinite beauty!
30. Kind of boyfriends on Valentine's Day can enjoy the spring-like warmth of Women's Day, the pleasure of washing feet and the pleasure of rubbing back. With piles of love stories, I wish you a happy Women's Day!
3 1. Spoil with your husband and let him make you laugh; Talk back to your husband and let him surround you every second; Dancing with my husband, the beautiful life can't stop; Hug your husband, the future will be better! Happy Women's Day!
32. There is a kind of love that shines on the earth like the sun, a kind of love that contains drizzle like the sea, a kind of love like spring and spring breeze, and a kind of love that is a heartfelt greeting. Good luck, mom. Happy Women's Day.
33. The wind in March makes you feel cheerful; The rain in March makes your happiness last; The sunshine in March makes your heart warm; The blessing of March makes your life happy. I wish you a happy Women's Day in advance!
34. In this March 8th world, there is a March 8th woman in March 8th place. I used my March 8th time to send you a very March 8th message, saying: Today is March 8th Women's Day!
35. Although you are not a mother, you have made many female mothers. Although you are not a woman, you have made many women happy to be women, so: On the occasion of March 8th, I wish you a happy holiday!
36. When others praise your beauty, I will bless your health; When others praise you for your gentleness, I will wish you peace; I will wish you happiness when others praise you for your cleverness. Today is Women's Day. I wish you happiness every day and happiness will always be around!
37. I have three disciplines today: don't drink, don't work overtime, and go home early; Today I have eight principles: buying food, washing clothes, cooking and mopping the floor; Massage, serve tea and tell jokes! Let you live a good Women's Day wholeheartedly!
38. Women eat and men go to the kitchen; Women go shopping, men take things; Women spend money, men pay for bags. Alas, women's day, men and women robbed! Whether you are a man or a woman, I wish you a happy Women's Day!
39.188,286, Women's Day, I wish you all a happy March 8th! Please laugh three times when you receive my message, and you will have love, career and career!
40. Life is sweet because there are women; Because of the woman, the family has a warm life; The world is especially beautiful because of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's profound! Happy Women's Day!
4 1, we know each other through similar experiences and achievements, but we give you different blessings. On this special day, I wish a strong woman at work, gentleness and loveliness in life, and a happy Women's Day on March 8th!
42. On March 8th Women's Day, may your love be sweet, your career peak, your friends be close, your colleagues be friendly, your husband be enslaved, your children be successful, your shopping be crazy, your figure be demonized and your face be angel. I wish you a happy Women's Day.
43. I wish all lesbians demonization, white-collar income, housework, happy daily life, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, crazy shopping, big lovers and enslaved husbands! Happy Women's Day!
44. On March 38, SMS was sent; Blessing received, I wish you haha; Husband is considerate and gives whatever he wants; The son is filial and caring; Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are harmonious and happy; Friendly colleagues, career development; You should be happy on Women's Day!
45. On March 8th, I would like to extend my holiday condolences to the Chief Executive, the Minister of Finance and the Home Supervisor. I will continue the style of all-inclusive housework and full payment of wages. I hope you will do a good job of supervision and have a happy holiday!
Are you busy? Nothing! I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth is smiling. Let your friends around you know that you are happy. I wish you a happy Women's Day!
47. A good woman is like a glass of red wine. The longer the days, the more mellow. A good woman is like a bottle of perfume, deep and restrained, with a faint fragrance. A good woman is like a dream, which makes people think for a long time. A good woman like you is memorable. Happy March 8th!
48, March 8 Women's Day, tell you a little secret: gossip can resist stress and enhance psychological endurance; Singing exercises muscles, which is worthy of vigorous exercise; Laziness reduces stress, and taking a nap at noon helps to live longer. May you test with practice and express with happiness!
49. It is said that women belong to the tiger, and the year of the tiger adds more color to the tiger. Here, I would like to send my blessing: healthy tiger tiger, love tiger tiger, life tiger tiger, career tiger tiger, happy family! Happy March 8th!
50. How about March 8th? When her husband behaves well, she dresses up as a fox and confuses him. If her husband doesn't behave well, she is a tigress, scaring her husband silly. Husband should resist, roar like a lion and make him tremble. Anyway, just be happy!
5 1, you are so beautiful, Fan Bingbing saw you open your mouth in surprise; You are beautiful, and Lin Chi-ling is afraid to see you; You are pure, Zhou Dongyu is inferior. On March 8, I wish you a happy holiday! When you receive my message, don't be dizzy with joy!
52. SMS is not expensive, and it is not tiring to send. On March 8, giving ambiguity skillfully, caring is affection, love is meaning, warmth is blessing, and intimacy is expensive. They are all packaged for you, female compatriots. As long as you are happy, you will never feel guilty.
53. A sweet smile is your language, and a gentle manner is your business card. No matter how many people drown, I can recognize you at a glance, your elegant posture and your refined beauty. Beauty, happy Women's Day!
You and I met at the water's edge. Today, we play a song of phoenix seeking for the phoenix. The sound of nature will always accompany you, and endless love will surround you. Cherish the fate of a neck like a mandarin duck, such as Mei Qifei. Let's hold hands on March 8 and enjoy a wonderful life!
55. Nowadays, the vegetable market rejects female customers, and the kitchen is only used by housewives and men. Services such as tea, laundry and bedding, handling and cleaning, and standing guard are all contracted by men. Don't be proud yet. The treatment is only one day. Happy Women's Day!
56. It's Women's Day again. Send a message to say hello. My wife is the head of the family and my mother is the pride of the children. Take this Women's Day today to send my sincere wishes. I wish you happiness, and a happy life is sweet.
57. On Women's Day, I sent my mother a basket of flowers to pray for her. I wish you a happy and healthy life, as beautiful as flowers. May you always be young and beautiful, with a face like a peach blossom Yan Ruyu. March 8th Happy Ball * * * Sing!
58. The sound of spring thunder awakened the sleeping mood; Drizzle, wet the beautiful face; Flowers are in full bloom, with a happy smile; The ringing of the bell sends holiday wishes: Women's Day is here, I wish you a happy day!
59. I wish: all ladies are demonized, lovers are large-scale, husbands are enslaved, love lasts, the mood is petty, the income is white-collar, housework is free, happiness is daily, and shopping is crazy. Happy Women's Day!
60. It's March 8th, so male compatriots should remember. Take a backpack when shopping and take out the money after shopping. Creating romance needs emotional appeal, and a rose diamond ring is essential. Rub your back and pinch your feet to make your wife laugh. Happy March 8th! .
6 1, a good woman makes people feel relaxed and happy, a good woman makes people forget it, a good woman gives people infinite warmth, and a good woman, like you, is dignified, elegant and gentle. On Women's Day, I wish you a young and beautiful life!
62, March 8, saying that you are like water, can not reflect your gentleness; Say you are like a flower, but you can't show your beauty; Say you are like snow, it can't show your cleverness; Say you are like the wind, but you can't show your lightness. What should I say?
63. Women are the most beautiful scenery in men's eyes; A woman is the most important thing in a man's life; A woman is always the happiest pursuit of a man in his life. When Women's Day is coming, it is essential for men to bless women. Happy holidays!
64. On the occasion of March 8th, in order to stabilize social harmony, I would like to encourage my male compatriots with the following paragraphs: life is precious, and love is more expensive; Do not spoil women, be loved at any time; If a woman is coaxed well, happiness will follow. Please be sure to carry it out.
65. It is said that women belong to the tiger, and the year of the tiger adds more color to the tiger. Here, I would like to send my blessing: healthy tiger tiger, love tiger tiger, life tiger tiger, career tiger tiger, happy family! Happy March 8th.
66. Flowers are beautiful, just for you; The grass is green, just bending over for you; Wicker is colorful, just for you to shake; It's raining everywhere, just for you; My blessing is written only for you; Send my warm greetings, just to save your strength and be happy for your women!
67. Women's Day is coming. Give beauty three beauties: beauty in mood, beauty in love and beauty in appearance. Eight wishes to send beautiful women: wishful thinking, good wishes, good intentions, affection, love, heart, pride, plus my friendship, I wish the majority of women a happy holiday!
68. After March 8th, it will be March 9th. After Women's Day, I walked by the river. Mothers in the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers are really worried about their recent situation. The river polluted fish and shrimp, and the pollution exceeded the standard. The river stinks. It is urgent and imperative to protect the mother river. Let's act quickly.
69. It's Women's Day. My husband reports for duty, and lesbians go shopping for beauty. My husband will wash vegetables, cook and wipe the floor at home, and my wife should choose a good holiday. Don't always buy cheap coats, which don't cost much on weekdays. Today I must be willing to give up. Have a nice day!
70. Flowers are not as beautiful as you, streams are not as gentle as you, the sun and the moon are not as pure and kind as you, mountains and rivers are not as affectionate as you, and the sky is high and clouds are light. I am even more obsessed with the tenderness of your lips. Happy holidays.
7 1, wife, it's your holiday. Today, you are the master, I am the servant, you are the queen, I am the courtier, you are Chang 'e, I am the Jade Rabbit, you are the Queen Mother, and I am the Flat Peach. Please give the order! I wish my wife a happy holiday and laugh her teeth off!
72, March 8, special day, a woman, become a god, can call the wind and call the rain, a man, should learn to be good, do all the housework well, can massage, learn to cook, send flowers, make her beautiful, kiss you, Women's Day, a happy day, a couple, romantic forever.
73. You are a gorgeous rainbow, which makes life full of colorful colors; You are wonderful music, which fills the family with harmonious notes; You are sweet dew, which makes love full of happiness. March 8th is coming, and you are the beautiful scenery line in my life.
74. Home is your position and care is your eternal weapon; Home is your paradise, and care is your eternal strength; Home is your paradise, and waiting is your choice without regrets. Honey, you have paid too much for this family. It arrived on March 8. May you be happy!
75. Colorful clothes are your external beauty, while tenderness, kindness, virtue and innocence are your internal beauty. Diligent cultivation and beautification of home are your spiritual beauty, beautiful dress and fashion, and your beauty. March 8th is coming. May you be young, beautiful and smile!
76. Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but it can still hold up a blue sky for you; Maybe my memory is not good enough, but I remember every day related to you. Dear, Happy March 8th!
77. Your wisdom and virtue are recognized models. Your beauty and generosity have always been in my mind, and your elegant temperament is so different. I can only envy you every day. Women's Day is coming. Let's play together. It's time to relax! Happy holidays!
78. On March 8th Women's Day, the privilege is for you to enjoy: good luck in all directions, good fortune everywhere, prosperous fortune, and you become the supreme beauty. Life is sweet, and Women's Day is unusual. You must enjoy leisure today. I wish you a happy Women's Day.
79. You are a gentle wind, blowing ripples of happiness; You are a bouquet of fragrant flowers, bringing the sweetness of love; You are a colored pen, drawing the beauty of the family. Today is March 8, my wife. My life will not be beautiful without you. Thank you very much
80, you laugh, or don't laugh, the beauty is there, not sad or happy; Look, or don't look, sincerity is there, and feelings are overflowing; No matter whether you go back or not, the blessings are there and you will never leave. You said, or just, Women's Day is waiting for you, and happiness is in your hands.
8 1, you are low-key and show gentle beauty; You are virtuous and show the beauty of tranquility; You are lovely, showing lovely beauty; You are smart and show the beauty of wisdom; You are dignified and present inner beauty; You are cheerful and show happiness and beauty. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you more beauty every day and make your life more beautiful!
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