Lv Xiaoqi snapped classic jokes.

The classic jokes that Lu Xiaoqipa said are as follows:

1. Of course, I don't support this sleeping pill. I'm not sick.

2. What do you say when greeting others in the morning? Did you sleep well? I will say hello after taking sleeping pills. Did you make progress last night?

After taking sleeping pills, we girls have no beauty sleep, only beauty daze. You won't have any accommodation in the future, only casually. No naked sleep, only streaking.

After your colleagues and friends sent you a message, you can't say: Sorry, I slept last night. You can only say: Sorry, I was blind last night.

5, don't follow the trend, because it's your turn to follow the trend at any time, indicating that the wind has passed. How can you follow the trend? All this is in vain. It doesn't make sense.

6, the teacher's business time, is used to have a good rest to teach and educate people, or to deal with you "licking dogs".

7. As a parent, even for flattery, you should copy your homework. Do you still have the face to let children not copy their homework?

8, we don't want to follow the trend, we want to praise the peak! We want to be the most beautiful retrograde in praise groups.

9. Following the trend is not as unique as silence.

10, who has the greatest influence on children's development in this life? It's a child.

1 1. What do you mean, you're not at home at all? Are some people homeless in this world? Yes, it's called going out.

12. Why can't a woman be a girl until she dies? Mom used to be a girl, because our appearance interrupted her girlhood.

13, we can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and don't let your mother feel a blog. I thought about giving my life an injection all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it an injection.

14, people who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day. You can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day. Similarly, you can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.

15, many child stars were too busy filming when they were young to skate. When they grow up, they skate all their lives.