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A bad joke

Bad joke, also known as "cold joke".

To fetch/pump water

Take advantage of others.

Mickey/McKee/Peony Pavilion/Laomai

The common name of McDonald's.

Now the boss/guy

Fake port

The common name of new immigrants in Hong Kong.

Qizai

7. 1 1 The common name of a convenience store. In addition, it can also be used to describe people who are disgusting and slow. For the usage of the latter, see Guangdong curse five characters.

For example,

Be responsible for the accident.

Hold sb. accountable

People who eat dead cats

Take responsibility and accept the consequences that are not caused by your own actions.

Get out of the cat

Cheating, especially in exams.

Sausage (mainly filled with bean starch paste)

Goldfish man

Supervisor

Prisoner, prisoner.

register

beater

Scribbled handwriting

Beikongkou Lala

ghost

luge

A dull and wooden man like kudzu vine.

Lantan

Zhudou

A clumsy and stupid person.

Dapaohe

A person who often runs into a wall and acts rashly.

Shisaimi

A person who idles around all day and achieves nothing.

Muzui

The pronunciation is muk7 zeoi2, and the wooden word turns into a tone. Refers to people who are wet behind the ears and stay in the version; Approximate hihi.

Bamboo knife

The pronunciation is si 1 naai 1, and the pronunciation of the word milk is high.

Huangmianpo

Li Mao

Pronunciation is mau6 lei2, and the word turns cloudy. Common name for men. The quantifier is "tiao".

Mantis shrimp

This word is usually used to make fun of children wetting the bed at night. Pay attention to "pee shrimp" to write it correctly.

Tiger crab

Wash the pie

The work of washing dishes. Most of the dishes used in restaurants are quite big, much like pies, so they have nicknames.

Chinisu

People who often make strange actions or behaviors, or who look strange. "Riding" is an adjective and can be used alone.

Mashulao

O Ji

police

Verb category

Say hello to ...

Swear.

Hug the rooster

In other words, the five elements owe dicks and often engage in bloggers' dicks (insults).

Wanshu

Trick, trick, trick, trick, trick.

Meng Bo/Boda fog

Take advantage of people unprepared or take advantage of women. See pumping.

Ding/Lao Lin

Cheat others. "Old match" can be interpreted not only as the cheated person, but also as the matchmaker, that is, the other party has married the parents of their children/daughters.

Loushu

Pronunciation is naai2 je5. Get bad results due to carelessness, such as falling into a trap by mistake, being caught in the wrong way, hitting a wall, getting hurt, etc.

Aochai

Sprain bones and muscles.

be

Peeping.

Jumping needle

The orthography is "hanging" and the pronunciation is tiu4tiu2finge6.

Fire fighting/squeezing/water charges

Pee.

Rock blasting/stew/whole cake

Shit.

Flag-pulling

Penile erection.

Blow water

Small talk. Or describe others as having no evidence to speak, nonsense.

Swim dry water

Play mahjong.

Ayimao

It can be read as "clothes" and "steel". A gnashing mood or expression. "Mi" is a more orthodox way of writing. Reading goeng6 is a tool for catching birds and animals, which looks like a bow.

This chicken pecked badly.

Chatter on and on.

Korvasienimuhennos

Demote.

Explosion bottle

Attack each other (usually in the head) with a glass bottle. Because the glass bottle exploded in metropolis after the attack, it was called "explosive bottle"

picking machine

Bending machine

At first, it means that players use loopholes in the game to beat their opponents to the point where they are unprepared. Now it also means some people and things that are too powerful.

second

Derived from "second kill", it means to beat an opponent in a very short time.

Adjective class

Saute pot

The situation is very serious, describing an incident that has developed to an unbearable danger.

Daiju

Ma Shu

Describe people as stupid and ignorant; Or someone who looks boring.

unworthily mix with

Play with crabs

Pretend; For example, pretend to be stupid, pretend to be ignorant, pretend to be ignorant and pretend to know.

Fake dog

No artificial breasts, artificial eyelashes, wigs, etc.

Nine without eight.

burp

Waste energy.

Old melon seeds/salted duck eggs/national flag/fingernails

All interpreted as "death".

Short shirt and trousers

The light words changed from "three long and two short" are also interpreted as death or serious accident.

Caninic acid

That is, the meaning of "nuclear process" is not beautiful and difficult to see.

Nourishing yin/softening posture

The original intention of the former is to moisten the internal function with traditional Chinese medicine or tonic. In Hong Kong terminology, these two words can be interpreted as leisure, leisure and indifference.

Pose/Weight Pose (go6)

Describe those who insist on taking care of their appearance, such as those who just went downstairs to buy small things like newspapers and have to dress up before going out; Or those who often look in the mirror and are afraid of dust on their faces.

Degree contraction

Unwilling to pay more, stingy. Can be used as a noun to describe people.

Heart and lungs

"Yao", read "waist". It is often triggered by words, which describe the feeling of often contradicting and sarcastically speaking or provoking inner sadness.

Swing the skin and bones.

Incomplete, incomplete