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Classic Quotations: Find someone as warm as the sun and bask in the sun for you.
1. In this difficult world, being different will be looked down upon by people, but if you are different, why should you be afraid of loneliness and hard road, so you should work hard.
When you see the mountain, you are outside it. When you see the river, you are just outside it. If you can observe your own pain, you will begin to get rid of it. If the night is too cold, you can burn incense, make tea, or miss. There is always a kind of warmth hanging on the old wall full of memories of you and me. Don't lean on it, there will be time to peel off.
An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.
4, like a song, many times not because you like it, but a way to miss someone!
When a person has nothing to rely on, he often becomes strong.
6. People who can see through three aspects of you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.
7. There are many reasons to give up, and there is only one reason to work hard, which is to give yourself the right to choose the life you want.
8. Men's love comes from looking down, while women's love comes from looking up. If love is like a mountain, the more men go up, the more women they can look down on, while the more women go up, the fewer men they can look up to.
9. You like her, and she likes you very much. You all know that one day one of you will speak first, but I don't know which day you will say you like each other first. This is the best time.
10, many people say that they are too busy, but in fact they are just dragging their time.
1 1. Never worry about what hasn't happened yet.
12, I don't remember anyone ever suggesting that a person should do two things he doesn't like every day to calm his mind.
13, everyone has an incomplete story and every story has an unforgettable person.
14, what is love? Love is when dark clouds come and it begins to rain. Your favorite friend, you should protect her.
15, the past can't be rewritten, but it makes me stronger. Thank you for every change, every heartbreak and every scar.
16, learn to keep a certain sense of loneliness in the crowd, and don't tell others immediately if you have an idea. Besides, don't take what others say too seriously. Don't expect too much from others, whether morally or ideologically. We should cultivate an attitude of being indifferent to other people's opinions, because this is the most practical means to cultivate commendable tolerance.
17, it took me a long time to know that there is another person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime.
18. Why can compasses draw circles? Because the feet are walking, the heart remains the same. Why can't you interpret dreams? Because the heart is uncertain and the feet don't move. The difference between people is actually very simple: you are in bed and he is exercising; You are dealing with work, and he is working hard; You are finishing today's plan, and he is planning tomorrow's plan. Time goes by inadvertently, but now the efforts are for an effortless future.
19, when life is not satisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God, so you should enjoy it at this time. Life really begins when the holiday suddenly ends and luck turns.
20. Find someone as warm as the sun and bask in all your sorrows.
The classic quotation "I am the only you in the world"
The classic quotation "I am the only you in the world"
1, may you enrich the world because of someone's appearance, may your life be like a golden greeting card, may this long time be gentle and safe, may you have memories to cook wine, may you have no weakness and need no armor, may we waste our lives with our loved ones, and may we live forever with tears. There is only one you from this world, because it is you. It doesn't matter if I'm late.
2. When you are happy, keep smiling and let the whole world know that it doesn't matter, but when you are sad, you should complain less, stop being melodramatic in Weibo's circle of friends, report your period, and take selfies while crying. You would rather pretend that nothing happened than show off how miserable you are.
3. You can be naive, introverted, masculine, free and easy, romantic, and your existence is a wonderful thing.
4, don't just worry about your lungs, keep some mystery. That's the only thing you can save yourself in trouble.
When you don't know what to say, keep quiet. Silence is a woman's most elegant virtue.
6. It is not difficult to meet someone you like. How much love begins with liking and ends with understanding. Later, I learned that the so-called right people are inconclusive. They probably have similar views and different interests, but they never interfere with each other. If they have something to say, they will get along as naturally as being alone. Along the way, you are you and I am me, not without you, but better with you.
7. You love him, but you are you and he is him. Besides love, you have other things to rely on. You live together and live separately.
8. Graduation is like a farewell party. After a few drinks, we went home. What is left on the table is our pledge to be good friends for life, and what is taken away is that we will eventually forget each other and meet others tomorrow.
9. You always look up to that small group of people. Really, like most girls, you may have average grades, low income and good looks, but the more ordinary you are, the more you should learn to take care of yourself, study, make friends and travel. You see, when you are unconscious, you have lived to be your best self.
10, we all need someone who is willing to accompany you, someone who doesn't need so many promises, someone who gives you a hug in time, someone who is quiet after booing, and someone who will accompany you for the rest of your life.
1 1, everyone's youth is actually a wonderful book, cruel, sad, lucky and happy. How to express our regret in a few words? It was only then that we thought that as long as we drank a glass of wine and ate a bowl of noodles for three dollars together, we could live forever. Later, we found that time is the eternal enemy.
12, organize your wardrobe regularly, throw away those clothes that are out of date and faded, learn to let go of those that are not suitable for you, and leave enough room for yourself to cultivate temperament. So are people.
13, trouble yourself is independence, and trouble others will make you a force.
14, I only have one you from the world, because it is you, so it doesn't matter if I am late.
15. In the play "Let's Chase Together", I really love Yuan, I really love Chun Jiao. I hope you don't forget that I really loved you at that time.
16, all of us will get hurt, and we will mature in love. We don't rely on eternal promises and have no egoism. Before a hundred impulses, look at what we have gained in this relationship. Don't think that love can be abandoned easily, and our hearts can be healed. One person can do it.
17, the world is big and the world is small. I haven't met the right person after walking for so long. Small enough to walk around the person you like and see the whole world. There is only one you between me and the world.
18. If you finally meet a starry sky in the dark, the road you trudged, the twisted stone and the unscrupulous snow will all disappear at this moment. The night wind slowly, looking at the starry sky, there is someone in my heart to miss.
19, you can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid I can't take care of myself in Me Before You, because I don't eat on time, stay up late, have a bad temper, lose my buttons and can't wash dishes. I want to eat a lot with you and go to many places. So, you should take care of yourself.
20. Always say that girls in the constellation are not cute.
2 1, I don't know what lovelorn is. You'll know when you experience it. I don't know what a distance is. I knew it when I arrived. I don't know what true love is. True love is coming, and it's sunny. I looked at the man in front of me and wanted to be with him all the time.
22. The best romance is to get along quietly. You know where the other person is, which is very practical. All the time is put aside, like forgetting that you are in love.
23. I lost to hyaluronic acid.
24. The word "cheating" has highly summarized everything. You gave it so much reading and understanding. Do people agree? .
25. At that time, we all thought that love meant that I liked you, you liked me, love was what I wanted, love was what you wanted, love was fried chicken for two people, love was delicious fart, love was long hair pinned down by elbows, and love was a humble flower blooming on the earth. Later, I learned that love is a golden breeze. When it meets, it wins the hearts of countless people. It never tires of watching, and it ends with companionship. Love is a comfortable silence, a waste of life with interesting people, and a soul mate, but there you are.
26. Girls are not used to increase your life experience, but to hurt.
27. Don't easily lose the person who suits you best. Regret it? Don't be afraid. Anyway, if you love, there will always be regrets. After drinking this cup, you will be drunk and unhappy.
28. The best meeting is to catch up with you.
29. The word "Chuhe River" can't form a normal vocabulary in He Lv's dictionary.
I have never told you that I love you. The road is so difficult, but you dare to like me. I won't give you any promises. I just want what I do to match your love and make you feel that you will earn more than 30 million lottery tickets with me.
3 1, I like a sentence in I only have one you from the world: I only have one you from the world, because it's you, so it doesn't matter if I'm late.
32. Don't easily think that love can be abandoned, the heart can be cured, and one person can do it.
33. No one has a bad ending. Just sigh that time makes them like those men and women, love them to the half, and thank them for leaving.
34. In front of love, we are all bad people. Otherwise, how could I allow you to leave me like this? I dare not yell at you behind my back. Please look at me again and hug me again. Even if we never see each other again in this life, I still hope you have a good life, at least better than me, otherwise I will be unhappy.
35. toss a coin. When you want to throw it a second time, you already know the answer.
36. I can think of all the situations. At this moment, there is only one situation that I didn't expect. Maybe I am not firm enough, maybe I was cured too thoroughly by time, maybe I should stay in my ice age. You live well in the rainforest. I don't understand. One day I suddenly don't like you, and finally I don't have to give you a chance to like me.
37. Some people fall in love, much like going to the supermarket. They want to buy potato chips for fear of high calories, milk for fear of acne, and a bottle of shampoo, but it seems much cheaper to buy them online, and finally they leave empty-handed. To tell the truth, in those years, people had the heart to feel the sweetness of love. Time has passed, and they find that love can only wait for loneliness by standards. If possible, when someone gives you a heart,
38. Isn't love just like the poet said? Love a person, and he will shine. It turned out that I could shine, too.
39. It's just that we walked a lot later, but we never met anyone who could accompany me to drink, eat noodles and kiss me. In the play "Let's Chase Together", I really love Yuan, really love him, and Zhiming really loves Chunjiao. I hope you don't forget that I really loved you then.
40. I am willing to be your air conditioner all your life, warm in winter and cool in summer.
4 1. No matter what people you meet say or don't say, the initial persistence in your heart will not change. There is a saying that we are all over the age of listening to love. Don't waste your love and consume yourself.
42. It has nothing to do with courage, and it has nothing to do with how long it has been held. It can give people endless life, the farthest distance between two people, and make you forget all the happy details, but you just remember that pain is so hard to remember.
43. How much did you spend on texting this month?
120. I am so poor that I have paid in advance for next week's mock exam paper.
I raised you.
It just happened that the game card was missing. You're welcome.
I envy you for knowing me so young.
Who gave you confidence?
Haha, it's two o'clock. You're still up.
Insomnia
Call me if you can't sleep. I won't turn it off. .
Classic Quotations: Yesterday's sun won't dry today's clothes.
Classic Quotations: Yesterday's sun won't dry today's clothes.
1. If life can't be wasted on the person I like, I'd rather waste it on myself.
2. I often think of myself in the past, and I am too ashamed to extricate myself, so I forgive many people by the way. As if I forgave them and forgave myself in the past.
3. Weak people will lobby their misfortunes everywhere, while strong people will only become stronger quietly.
4. When is the best day? For me, rice porridge, whose breakfast is clearer, and a dish of pickles mean that I have a lover who can love and be loved at a young age.
There are two kinds of people that should be cherished most. One is a woman who can control her emotions, the other is a man who has the patience to coax you. However, in reality, these two kinds of people are the most easily disappointed.
6. I have only one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.
We don't have to blame each other for having a new partner, and we don't have to regret the fleeting friendship. Some things seem accidental, but in fact they are inevitable. Life is a long road, and many people can only accompany one of them. There must be uncomfortable conditions for separation. It is good to get together at the right time and have fun.
8. When people meet, it is probably the first surprise, the second intoxication, the gradual infatuation and the final awakening.
9. No matter what others think, never disturb your own rhythm.
10, accept the good and the bad in order, and don't tell anyone everything. After all, there is really no empathy in this world, so you can only be self-aware.
1 1. The world is as small as a street. When you meet, you nod, omitting all past events and greetings. Maybe joy is just a process and it's all over.
12, every time I meet beautiful scenery, taste delicious food and hear jokes, I think, I wish you were here.
13. Happiness is like drinking water. You don't need a circle of friends. True happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.
14, even if I am wrong, I hope you can make me happy instead of blaming me. I'm just whispering. Even if the whole world betrays me, I just need one person to stand with me.
15, when a person's most important thing is face, then he must have lost a lot for it.
16, you still don't understand that 10,000 beautiful futures are not worth a warm gift.
17, many times, even if others give more comfort and advice, it is useless. It is you who can convince and encourage yourself.
18. Cats like to eat fish, but cats can't swim. Fish like to eat earthworms, but they can't go ashore. God has given you many temptations, but you won't get them easily. If you want to realize them, you must struggle on your own. Life is like dandelion, seemingly free, but often involuntarily. There is no if in life, only the result. I tried my best. I tried.
19, sometimes the best time is to sit somewhere quietly, read a book, drink a cup of tea, or just think about her.
You know, yesterday's sun won't dry today's clothes. There are endless scenery in the world, and people should have the mood to move forward. So please look ahead, the sun will rise tomorrow, and maybe there will be more surprises waiting for you on the way forward.
Classic Quotations: Everyone who is hot and cold has a brand in his heart.
Classic Quotations: Everyone who is hot and cold has a person who has burned himself in his heart.
1. When I was a child, I watched A Chinese Odyssey, and all I saw was jokes. Nowadays, all I see when I look at a Chinese odyssey is sadness. It's not that the movie has changed, but that you finally have to put on your spell, round your dreams and round your angular personality. Maturity is a very painful word, you may not get it, but you will definitely lose some.
2. We always think that our marriage can't stand scrutiny, and others' marriages are happier, but we forget that love is either forgotten in the rivers and lakes or plain and old. Whose marriage has no defects? You are short of money, you are handsome, and you have no time. Gradually practicing in marriage, I gradually understand that the most important thing for a woman may not be who she marries, but her ability to make herself happy no matter who she marries.
3. I feel that after meeting you, I have become so stuffy. I want to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. But I wasn't like this before. I always thought I was a wild horse.
4. How to refuse you? Resolutely without hostility. How to love you deeply? Family ties without temptation.
5, a sentence that has shot countless people in the knee: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.
6. The most embarrassing thing about friendship is that at first I regarded you as a person worthy of deep friendship. Later, I was a little disappointed in you because of some things, so I kept convincing myself that people should be so cowardly. Put you back in the position of an ordinary friend and keep a superficial peace with you. You know nothing about this series of psychological changes.
7. People who want to grow old together will find their own steps no matter how noisy they are, and their speed will recover. People who don't want to go on will take the opportunity to find an excuse and slip away after a little awkwardness.
8. Don't let someone who likes you cry for you once, because you can only hurt him like that once. Then you will become a dispensable person from an indispensable person. Even if he still loves you, something has really changed.
9. Like is anxious to determine the relationship, and love is waiting for her to have the ability to give her a home.
10, if you see a paragraph that is not rough: sometimes you want to date, but you accidentally talk about a love; Sometimes you want to have a good relationship, only to find that it is just an appointment. The world is so big, but the bed is so small. The two people in bed used to be so good, but they can't be old. I like the story that you can get married by holding hands, but I live in an era of fruitless bed.
1 1. If you know that no one has ever taken what you are doing seriously, maybe you can live a quiet life.
12, I hope that what I once looked up to can become my daily life in the future.
13, when you decide to do something, someone will always tell you not to do it for all kinds of good intentions. If you succeed, you will envy and hate; If you fail, I will tell you. You see, I told you not to do this. Of course, if you take the advice and do nothing, you will eventually become one of these people. So, believe in yourself, unique you are the best!
14, I have always believed that a person can live a simple life and must be guarded by countless people around him at a greater cost.
15. It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you, but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.
16, many troubles stem from not being cruel enough. You should consider the feelings of others in everything you do. You always take care of others, so who will take care of you?
17, those silly girls who just want to pay in their feelings and don't ask for anything in return often get what they want, but they don't get anything in return.
18, heating+bed+sleeping+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ hot drinks+loved ones = a whole winter.
19, everyone who is hot and cold is branded with someone who has burned himself.
20. I never knew what sadness meant before, thinking that crying my eyes out is the saddest thing. Later I learned that sadness means that when you look at him, you will still smile, you will still be gentle, your heart will be soft, but your heart will be clearer than before. You can't and shouldn't get close to the person in front of you. Even if you want to hug him at any time, even if he frowns, you will feel so distressed.
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