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YY Li Heilong rebuked God-given Li Heilong for quitting the royal family, and revealed the privacy of God-given identity photos.

A:

This is a big problem, too old.

Li Heilong is a stage name, and her main talents are: Wow, wow, to tell the truth.

Personal data:

Zhang * Yang, whose real name is Zhang * Long, is a black dog layman and a native of Yimeng Mountain in Lu. He is famous for his rhythmic stuttering. He is good at eating pot-wrapped meat, but when he was a child, he ate it without waiting for the meat to come out of the pot, which caused his tongue to ache and swell. It has been more than ten years now. Every time I talk to someone, I don't know the details because of my tongue. I only heard the sound of wow, so I smiled and said, "Wow, the truth."

Rise history:

Li Heilong is a farmer. He has a wife and two children living at home for a few days, and his life is fairly rich. In his spare time, he sat on the kang and surfed the Internet, then wandered to YY.

The anchor on YY is versatile, singing and dancing are fun, but the anchor that Li Heilong admires most is a bragging X anchor. His name is Li Xianliang, and Li Heilong praised him: "This pig is really good at talking, not awkward at all!" Li Heilong was dazzled by Li Xianliang's fans, so he decided to join Li Jiajun, changed his name, and took the name Li Heilong. For Li Xianliang, he not only spent time, but also took out his passbook. Because yy consumption was still relatively low at that time, Li Heilong spent only 10,000 yuan from an iron powder to a consortium. Addicted to Li Xianliang, he tried his best to flatter himself, and spent a lot of money, and gradually became the second husband in Li Jiajun.

God-given to form a guild, it is necessary to build a soy sauce group to create an atmosphere everywhere, but the soy sauce leader wants to find a special person and does not want to find an anchor. There are no candidates yet. God sent a question to Li Xianliang, and Li Xianliang naturally recommended Li Heilong, a person who is not an anchor.

God gave Li Heilong a low opinion, thinking that he was not good at talking, but there was no other suitable candidate, so he decided to give it a try.

At first, Li Heilong was full of jokes. Although the conditions were poor, with a lot of Li Jiajun's support and thick skin, he gradually gained a foothold and let him do it.

There is a saying that the tree falls apart. When everything is brilliant, it is often in harmony with each other, but once it is over, it will inevitably intrigue. After the rise of China, Tianci suddenly went offline.

Li Heilong only listens to God-given and Li Xianliang, while Li Xianliang does not directly manage him, so Li Heilong's direct leadership is only God-given. God is not online, who cares who has become a God-given woman-Lan Meiqi.

Of course, Li Heilong won't believe that LanMeiQi cares about herself. In Lanmeiqi, it is inevitable that the rotten cow will turn over. Lan Meiqi looked at it and said, Oh, shit, you pretend to be B.

Next, stealing money.

Lan Meiqi found that hundreds of thousands of heavenly gifts had disappeared, saying that Li Heilong did it. Li Heilong said: It's too dirty. God-given statement: trust Lan Meiqi more. Li Xianliang: I don't know the situation, but I don't think Li Heilong is likely to do so. Li Jiajun felt very dirty and scolded Lan Meiqi one after another. God sent a message again: don't scold Lan Meiqi. She is a little girl and has no heart.

Later, Li Heilong angrily (apparently) left the royal family, founded the come Association, and cursed God every day.

There is no God, no inner fear, no disheartened anchor, no disappointed tourists and no royal family falling apart.

Subsequent development:

The crooked fish accepted the royal family and set up an entertainment association.

Li Heilong joins Canadian entertainment circle.

Li Xianliang caught a crooked fish and didn't join in, so he set up Lan Yu.

The crooked fish bears a grudge against Li Xianliang.

Li Xianliang was bought by aquamarine.

Pass the time shouting crooked fish, Lan Yu and entertainment plus hostility.

Camp conflict, Li Heilong chose to scold Li Xianliang, Li Xianliang fierce counterattack.

The annual killing time is a fiasco.

There is a truce between the two sides.