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Three humorous jokes
What did the boss say you wanted? The sheep said,' A set meal. Thank you. "
The boss asked again, "isn't your lion hungry?"
The sheep said, "No, thanks."
The boss wouldn't give up and asked, really? '
The sheep said yes
The boss is a little unwilling to ask:' Think again, is it really unnecessary?
The sheep growled impatiently. Do you think I can still be here if it is hungry?
2. A woman disguised as a man went to join the army. She had her period on the battlefield. As soon as the company commander saw it, he let the stretcher carry her away. She didn't say anything. The company commander is in a hurry. He took off her pants and said, "What's nothing? JB was bombed and said nothing? " ! "
One night, the mother coaxed 10-year-old son to sleep alone in his room. The little guy just wanted his mother to sleep with him, but the helpless mother said, "You are a shame. Such a big person still needs his mother to sleep with him!" "
"Dad is not old, you have to sleep with him every day!" The son said confidently.
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