An obscure joke

First of all, face a person waiting for me and a person waiting for me. Even if the result is in sight, I still foolishly left every inch of my heart to the latter.

Second, you always have to experience some betrayal and sadness to understand people's hearts.

Third, it is not fate that determines life, but one's own choice.

Fourth, when can this salary be as fierce as a beard?

5. I will understate it again, and it is also the eternal I love you in my chest.

6. idiot? Remember, he is not only right about some things, okay? A man said.

Seventh, human beings should stand on the top of the mad dog and fight it.

Eight, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Nine, if one day I don't love? Well, it's not that I changed my mind, but that I have no confidence.

Life is a buffet. If you don't take the initiative to get food, you will get nothing.

1 1. They say that angels love demons because they love each other.

In fact, there is no such thing as empathy in the world. People don't know how painful it is unless the needle sticks to them.

Although I have worked hard and practiced forgetting, I haven't promised to give up yet? .

Thirteen, the weather is getting colder and colder, it's time to find a girlfriend to warm your hands ~

Love is actually a need and a lack, so we all like love songs.

Fifteen, I can draw a circle, I shut myself in and keep my memory out.

You can be sad, but don't let him know your vulnerability.

△ Apollo-so shining, △ but he-fell again and again. △

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

18. The breeze takes away the unbearable yesterday, and the years can't take away the long-term attachment.

19. Who dares to say that you are always happy when the ending is sad?

I am not an aristocrat, but not everyone has a chance.

Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards. The higher he stood, the more he fell.

Twenty-two, the so-called growth, is to force you to a person, stumbling injury, stumbling strong.

Twenty-three, broken? Discovered? Lines no longer have any connection. Breakpoint, daisy? My heart is hurting.

Twenty-four, there is such a person, I love him but I can't bear to disturb his life.

Twenty-five, if you let me beyond redemption, I will make you wish you were dead.

I love a person the most, not when I am with him, but after losing him, I have completely lost it.

I love you only because of infatuation, only because of truth.

Twenty-eight -How can you make up for the lost love?

It's a joke to keep saying that I won't give up.

Thirty, no money can get rid of the problems I thought I couldn't solve.

Thirty-one, feelings are just a bottomless pit, you can't fill all the tears.

Don't ask me how I am, I can only say that I am still alive.

Thirty-three, you are the most enchanting beauty in my loneliness.

We are all standing on thin paper money, so don't speak too high!

35. Why do you always like to say things you don't want to say? No one will understand.

□? Accustomed to the window seat, straight. Look up and enjoy the scenery outside the window alone.

36. If friendship is destroyed, even love can't be redeemed.

Thirty-seven, I want to be a cute Q, not a raccoon. Because today is Singles Day!

Laughing and crying, because laughing broke my heart.

At that time, I really want to say, it's good that you are still here.

Breach of promise helps to lose weight, as long as it is not obscene.

What do you mean by making sentences with promises and sentences with promises?

Vowed to make sentences in pinyin.

Interpretation oath: a sincere oath; Dandan: The appearance of sincere cultivation. The oath is true and credible.

Synonym refers to swearing day, keeping promises.

Bad antonyms are treacherous and fat.

1. Come to school to pack my suitcase, and swear that the weather will get warmer. Don't let me bring too many thick clothes.

In order to maintain feudalism, the great powers betrayed the democratic principles they swore to support.

3. Late Warring States Period; Kanto joined forces against Qin. However, China has conflicts of interest; On the surface, I swear; In fact, each has its own plans; So it was finally carved up by Qin.

He used to sweet talk and swear, but he changed his mind soon after marriage.

He actually said that he loved her and was willing to grow old with her. This is a liar and a ghost.

6. the police chief j vowed that he would never protect his subordinates and handle everything impartially.

7. The dream of China people, like that of Americans, has taken shape, and it is nothing more than a promise that people in every new era will live a better life than the previous generation.

8. But some people swear that they can tell the difference.

9. Sarkozy vowed to be vigilant to ensure that the euro will not become a big loser in the adjustment process.

10. When he spoke, he was full of promises and high-sounding, but he never did anything practical.

1 1. Some people swear that they heard the girl blurt out the word persimmon at the end of the recording.

12. Another female patient in the treatment center also confirmed this. She vowed that the so-called inner is in the stomach.

13. Many people swear before marriage that they will become a mirage in less than a year.

14. I swear to the teacher that I will never copy my homework again.

15. In fact, what you are most afraid of is that one day, the person who swore to love you forever will leave you quietly.

16. At that time, she was only years old and had just been married for two years. At the wedding, she vowed never to part, and her ears still echoed.

17. For China, the new English version is another channel to convey his voice to the world, and an optimistic editorial swears by it.

18. He swore that it was true, but the truth was unknown.

19. During the election, all candidates vowed to assure voters that they would fulfill their campaign promises after being elected.

20. The dream of China people has taken shape just like that of Americans, and it is nothing more than a promise that people in every new era will live a better life than the previous generation.

2 1. trample on your confidence that you promised to do everything well before.

The Prime Minister vowed that he had no intention of usurping the Han Dynasty.

He swore that it was true, but the truth was unknown. The acrobatic performance on TV is very touching.

24. Now, Weiss swears that I said before that I was tired of this loan career. But Rangers are the only team I want to be on loan.

25. Before getting married, they swore to each other.

26. In the European Union, whenever France vowed to be selfless and put the overall interests of the EU first, it always aroused immediate suspicion.

When he had no money, he vowed to be frugal. Once he has money, he will relapse and become extremely extravagant.

28. It turns out that I am a baby with type A blood ~ Dad swears that you must be type B..

When Prime Minister Tony Blair came to power, he vowed to sign a contract with the British people to restore people's trust in national politics.

30. I once vowed that I would never cook in my life. I don't know why I suddenly feel that this is a very learned and interesting thing.

3 1. A sincere promise or a high-sounding reason is nothing but a fool's folly.

32. My sister wholeheartedly wants to go abroad for further study and promises her parents that she will pass the TOEFL test.

33. Many people swear before marriage that they will become a mirage within one year.

Although he vowed to get rid of all bad habits, he couldn't save her heart after all.

At first, he agreed, but he soon ignored her.

36. Mr. Nite assured Meg that he had come specially for her. Meg was flattered to hear this.

Tell me about the oath.

Izakaya ate 700 yuan, which is not the point, because I vowed to lose weight on Monday, and I felt guilty when I paid for this table of meat. A lot of meat, a lot of meat, I feel bad about how much shit I have to pull in my meat. Finally, I rode home from Julu Road, and now I still feel too indulgent to lie down. Invite colleagues to eat maocai tomorrow. Can I stand pigeons?

Tell me about the oath.

First, disagreements between friends will get farther and farther away. I didn't know that my friends would talk about you behind your back, take advantage of you, tell you one thing and tell others another, and I swear to be on her side. That's hilarious.

Second, you can often see a mad dog biting wildly in Weibo. A look of discontent. The style of writing is very poor, but there is always a conceited and lofty demeanor. Promise to say something about Weibo, and then keep barking. I really should go to the hospital to see a doctor. Ridiculous.

Third, the worst thing about getting pus is: selfless love, swear, believe that I will not change.

Fourth, Sister Mu is good. Before giving birth to a child, the married man vowed that the child would divorce at the age of one. But now he spends less time with me after the baby is born. After I cried, I asked him if he would get divorced, but he said he was not sure. What should I do now? Do you want to wait or give up? Is it possible for him to get divorced? He and his wife have always been on bad terms, and I don't quite understand why they don't get divorced.

I am an ordinary friend and don't make any promises to people around me easily. I don't even want to say that if I really promise something, it will contain a lot of love.

Last month, Tong Tong swore that he would never make up with me. Yesterday, he agreed to invite me to eat hot pot. If you are in love, just agree. If you lose, it's mine. A casino master like me can't lose. If I lose, I will give it to you.

7. Confusion and loss are common at our age. You always feel lonely, have goals and are always inaccessible. You promised to change from tomorrow, only to find yourself the same the next day. It doesn't matter. We all feel terrible or even useless sometimes. This process is tempering and cultivation, so it is doomed to be difficult. Don't worry, we will get stronger inside. You have to believe in yourself. Yuan

Eight, eight-day shift, finally made up a day off, vowed to go to the market early in the morning to buy ingredients and said that he would give me soup. I cooked all day before I came back, but I didn't come home from work until after 9 o'clock. I'm too tired to eat!

Nine, when can I not eat all day? I swear to stop eating today. I ate a pancake fruit one morning and now I have bought a large portion of rice. I deserve to get fat.

Ten, when so many years of miyoshi students, for the first time really see the so-called people's good public security threats. After walking through the scenes in the movie, I still feel amazing. I don't know where the courage of paunchy comes from, but I know that the black and white that cynics in today's society quickly recognize, those black and white that can't be explained clearly, are really as light as a feather.

Eleven, finally the little girl vowed, don't worry, I don't like things that cost money.

12. You may not really want what you say you want, but you may have been longing for it for a long time.

Thirteen, the teacher of the middle school attached to the National People's Congress came to our school and told us with all my heart that our third-rate students had gone to the National People's Congress. Now, I am in Henan University, and it is not an unfair boast to bring up the past.

I said I'm not a girl. I am not interested in these things. I like sweatpants and sneakers best. She said no, you just haven't arrived yet. I'll wait for you later. And I swear I won't. I don't think I like these fancy things at all. It better be comfortable.

15. At our age, it is common to feel overwhelmed and lost. We always feel lonely, have goals and are always difficult to get close to. We vowed to change from tomorrow, but found ourselves the same the next day.

I drank too much that day, and you can't understand my inner pain at all. I wouldn't be so miserable if I just separated. The key is why you lied to me. You swore that you and his parents were just friends, but the truth is, you said that you and your parents were in a bad mood, and my parents scolded me every day. My mother even said that if I still can't get out, she won't live. How uncomfortable I am. Who did I talk to? You just think that you want to be with him.

17. Wear clothes according to the books given by fans. Kim Jae-hwan actually believes in his brother. According to the clothes given by his brother, there will be New York Fashion Week looking for you. In this case?

18. Someone made an appointment to talk about futures and vowed to give money. My mind suddenly came to life, and all the lessons I heard came to my mind. In fact, those courses are really similar. For money, I will definitely be special. I am so confident when I think about money. . .

Nineteen, those who vowed before not only stared at the distance and blew well, but my brother could feel that his daughter had always been like a high school student to himself.

I swear, I want to say goodbye to you!

Twenty-one, swear to buy something to eat at buy buy after the exam, and now it's hard for me to go out.

22. Don't be so obsessed with what you can't do. Since you choose to speak out and work hard, that's no problem. In this process, I found it difficult to give up directly. It doesn't matter. It is really speechless to leave without any explanation. Of course, if you are going to be unhappy from the beginning, do it. )

Twenty-three, home is not a battlefield, there is no need to flag-waving, who wins and who loses; Home, not a chessboard, does not need to be careful, be wary everywhere. Home is a warm harbor, no matter where you are, you will unswervingly wait for your return. Home is a place of peace of mind. No matter how tired you are, she will help you with a smile. Home is a common asset of husband and wife, with bittersweet bills and sincere promises. It is the cradle of love that two people weave together. A house is not a home, nor is a villa a home. The real home is: a favorite partner, a lovely child, a happy family, accompanied by day and night. No matter how big the house is, there is no partner and no children. ...

Twenty-four, the saddest regret is to look back at yourself who has boasted and vowed.

Twenty-five At the beginning, we vowed to live all our lives and look forward to the future life. Later, we slowly found that we have become a person. When we meet someone who tells you that we will live forever, we will find that we have lost our initial passion and confidence.

Whenever I have a stupid idea, I will swear that there will be no result next time and I will remain stupid next time.

Twenty-seven, I suddenly turned to the small illustration I just drew in my freshman year. When did I swear that it is the fourth year to draw a small illustration I like every day? I found that I had forgotten to draw illustrations for a long time. Patience and persistence are painful, but they gradually bring you benefits. And I accidentally lost this benefit.

Twenty-eight, to set up a flag. I should and must be better. I'm afraid I'll hit my face after swearing now.

Twenty-nine, a few months ago, all kinds of people vowed not to regret. I am crying every day now. It doesn't matter no matter how hard or tired you are. As long as there is no height around.

Thirty, Anthracene, Lao Lin/kloc-debuted in 0/5 years, and I like that he was 14 years. From silly swearing to writing lyrics and thinking about being a singer to being an ordinary office worker honestly, no matter how many absurd, beautiful and interesting dreams have precipitated in time, at least I have never changed who said Gemini is an affectionate constellation. I am so single-minded, and I hope to walk more and more on the music road.

Thirty-one, when you really let go of someone, all those high-profile ceremonial feelings that you have preset countless times in your mind may disdain to do those things that once vowed and eventually turned into bleak boasting, those passions that once persisted but could not be extinguished, and the jealousy, fear, hesitation, contradiction and obscurity of crazy possession all made your eyelashes tremble, and when you left the door that night, they turned into a gentle wind blowing in.

Yesterday, I went to see a doctor, and vowed to tell the doctor that I wouldn't take this antiviral drug if there was nothing harmful to my health. Bear with it. Now I just want to say, whatever medicine he has, give it to me! ! ! It hurts me to death! !

I always thought I would never let go.

1, I always thought that I would never let go again, thinking that I could get the love I wanted with my heart, but this time I met my own heart, but I still let go.

There are always some things in this world that are easy to get for others, but so far away for me. There are always some things in this world that I have been afraid to touch but come quietly. There are still some things in this world, and I have decided never to give up, but I will lose them eventually.

There are always some people in this world who are different from you, but they are destined to be friends! I concentrated on seeking wisdom, tried to do nothing, and ended up doing whatever I wanted!

4, learned to be lonely, because I know how cruel and heartless the world is, and no one will protect you like a treasure.

5. When I was alone, I was thinking puzzling questions, and my eyes were unconsciously wet. I looked up and told myself to be strong. . .

6. You did something you knew you shouldn't do, but you did it anyway. There are some things you should do, but you just don't.

7. The greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you.

8. Loving you is a pain, but loving you without knowing the ending is a helplessness.

9. I really don't know what I am insisting on now. I struggle for the so-called life every day, but I don't see any results in the end. I don't know why I am alive. . . . . .

10, sometimes it feels extinct! This will be a sword inserted into the heart with a deviation of 0.3 mm!

1 1, I pursue and wait for me every day, and I don't know what I want. I just don't think this life is what I want. I want to live my life in another way, but I really don't know what to change.

12, living in the real society is inevitably a bit hesitant and helpless. For some people, I can turn a blind eye, not because I can't see ruthlessness, but because I don't believe that love will last forever.

13, love can't help but hurt, is it burnout or too much care?

14, experienced the ups and downs of life, suddenly looking back, bit by bit. Some people say that it is a person's most precious wealth, but I think it is the most inhuman training.

15, those injuries have been there, and those people have gone. I thought forgetting could stop my heartache, and I thought giving up could stop my pain. I tried not to recall the past bits and pieces, and even finally found that my memory was getting worse and worse, but the knot in my heart was still there.

16, it takes a lifetime to love someone, but only a moment to break up. In a word, I have been walking all my life.

17, if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure. ...

18, obviously want to cry, but still laughing. Pretend you don't care when you obviously care. Clearly want to stay, but firmly said to leave. It was painful, but you just said you were happy.

19, I can't forget it, but I said I forgot it. I couldn't let go, but I said he was him and I was me. I hate to part with it, but I've had enough.

20. I clearly told a lie I didn't want, but I said it was my own truth. I hold my head high when tears are almost overflowing my eyes. Obviously it is irreparable, but it is still persistent. You know you're hurt, but you don't have to feel indebted to me.