You're angry. You said blue skinny mushrooms and I made fun of you in Mandarin?

In the evening, Xinxin sent a message in a circle of friends: "Blue skinny, mushrooms." What do you mean by that? She replied, "You don't even know this stalk!" I found Adu Niang. For people like me, the understanding of entertainment is always slow, and many times it takes me several hands to know.

It turned out that a young man in Guangxi spoke a dialect and made a deep confession in the video. "Blue thin, mushrooms" means "uncomfortable, want to cry". Maybe I laugh a little higher, and I think that's it. How can it be all over the internet? Then I saw all kinds of jokes made up by all kinds of people on the Internet, and I couldn't help laughing at that person.

After laughing, suddenly, I was thinking that the young people in this video became popular all over the country overnight. Did he forget his past troubles with a smile, or was he a little angry at the lack of sympathy for this society?

I come from Hunan. In everyone's impression, it is naturally forbidden for Hunan people to speak Mandarin, because after all, Mandarin is developed on the basis of northern dialects. Probably because my primary school was lucky and the new head teacher was very young, and her Mandarin was OK, so my Mandarin enlightenment was not taken to the ditch. I have a good sense of language since I was a child. I often lead the whole class to read the text, and I am also selected as the announcer in the school studio.

But when I was in college, I went to Shandong. I remember that at the beginning of military training, the teacher said his surname was Liu, and then other students shouted "Niu or Liu?" I was at a loss and didn't hear. The classmate next to me looked at me blankly, explained it to me, and then casually said, "You don't know N and L?" My face must have turned red then.

I remember that at the Zhihu, someone put forward some communication skills, including one: "Everyone has a self-image in his mind. This image is extremely important to everyone. If you want someone to hate you, the easiest way is to attack or deny their personal image. " Psychologically speaking, it is "the collapse of the subject".

Of course, this classmate naturally doesn't know. I always thought my Chinese pronunciation was very standard. It's really uncomfortable to be questioned by her now. Maybe I just answered that sentence and ruined my personal image in an instant.

Since then, I know that my Mandarin is actually not very good, but at the same time, my roommates who speak standard Mandarin like to tease me from time to time, and then correct me that I should not pronounce it like this.

From the extreme unhappiness at the beginning to the calm acceptance later, I think it is really a turbulent psychological process. It may be that I have always paid attention to emotional control, and my friends around me have not strongly felt that I am angry. Many times, I left a sentence: "Don't take it seriously, just kidding."

Maybe it's a sudden inferiority complex. When I first went to college, it was difficult for southerners to distinguish N, L or nasal sounds. I would skip it unconsciously or take over quickly so as not to attract others' attention. I was afraid they would come and make a joke if they had something to do. At the same time, I secretly read the corresponding jingle, and finally went to the school radio station to participate in the selection, trying to prove myself finally, but I still didn't get selected.

After tossing for half a year, I suddenly felt relieved one day. If I can't pronounce it correctly, I can't. It's not a shame. Later, I deliberately exaggerated my pronunciation, made my roommate laugh, and then discussed how to pronounce it. I remember one day, a roommate said to me, "I found that you are different from before, and you will be joking." Well, actually I feel the same way.

After getting rid of blx, I suddenly feel that the world has become kind and people have become interesting.

I have a great colleague, Xiao Bo, who says he is great because he never takes himself seriously.

I said, Xiao Bo, why are you such a woman? You talk so much every day, you must have voted for the wrong baby in your life. He said, yes, otherwise, I am your best friend, but I am a male best friend. By the way, have you seen I Love Men's Best Friends? I had no choice but to give him a white eye.

Friends around him make fun of him for being a big man, which is why he is so stingy. He immediately said, yes, yes, I am a peerless man. I have to save money to buy milk powder for my baby. Although he is only one year old, he will be a big wallet in the future. The people around us burst into laughter.

Once, I "rightfully" criticized my colleague Xiao Min: "Oh, why are you like Xiao Bo? ! "Xiao Min immediately shouted," Oh, you can criticize me, but you can't insult me! " "Other colleagues in the office began to laugh after hearing this. Hearing this, Xiaobo immediately responded loudly: "Haha, Xiao Min, today is you, so you are my brother. "

A few days ago, Xiao Bo didn't come home, and the office seemed much quieter. Someone asked, "Why do you feel something is wrong these days?" Someone immediately responded: "Xiaobo didn't come, alas, I really miss it." Oh, it suddenly dawned on everyone that the boring work life suddenly lost a lot of fun.

Some people may be born with pistachios, a strong heart and a sense of humor that neither you nor I can imitate.

Soon after work, the company will hold a singing competition. I am recognized as the cultural backbone of the department to organize this activity. I think the chorus competition, according to the traditional practice, is really nothing to see. So I try my best to think of new ways to add highlights.

I wrote a reading speech and wanted to arrange for one or two people to read it before the chorus. The combination of recitation and chorus is sure to be refreshing. But no one wants to go to school because Mandarin is not standard. As for me, I can't play because I have to be a chorus conductor.

When I was in a dilemma, I casually said something for the leaders to see. I didn't want him to agree at once, but I also said that I supported my work. He is from Shandong province, and his local accent is particularly strong, so it's really out of my expectation that he promised to study.

On the day of the competition, the leader read my reading words in awe with a strong local accent: "Do you remember the day when the smoke filled the air? Remember when the passion burned ... "

The laughter of the audience was higher and higher, and the whole venue was like a frying pan. I am the conductor, with my back to the audience. I think I tried to control my facial muscles. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Colleagues who sang in chorus after the game said that when they saw the smiling face in front of me, they had a strong Shandong-flavored Mandarin and led an exotic atmosphere. There are really countless rabbits in my body, and I'm about to jump out.

Later, we won the prize as we wished. I think if there is the best popularity award, it will definitely be ours, because both senior leaders and grass-roots employees have unanimously evaluated it. The recitation words read by the leaders made the originally boring singing contest instantly full of interest.

The leader proudly said, "Look, I lost my plastic Mandarin! Let you say that you still can't say it. " The employees laughed and instantly narrowed the distance between them.

I think people who know how to laugh at themselves are generally happy, and we should be lucky to meet such leaders.

With the rise of the Internet, our interpersonal relationship has become more and more complicated. The real world and the virtual world are true and false.

I think, we all have to temper a strong heart, in order to bear the dream in our hearts and move forward firmly in this ups and downs of the world of mortals!

Is there a problem? It doesn't matter, I accept criticism and try to improve; Don't like it? Never mind, maybe we should have been different; You can tease me, as long as you are happy.

At the end of the day, I am trying to look like live high, which can only be branded in my future.

If you think it's good, can you tell me if there are your footprints here?