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I have a colleague, introverted, usually taciturn and not good at socializing. Basically isolated from the outside world. Two days ago (the temperature was relatively low that day), my friend invited him to dinner, full of wine and rice, and my friend invited him to soak his feet. According to his character, he would have refused, but he thought it was very cold that day and said, "Let's take a bath." The bathhouse they went to was of low grade, with several shower heads, a big bath and a steam room. After taking a shower, they felt a little tired, so they wore bathroom clothes and rested in the hall with cigarettes. There are about five or six rows of recliners in the hall, and many people are lying on them. Colleagues don't like the excitement, so they go straight to the last row (there was no one in the last row at that time). They lie down to smoke, chat and watch TV. Just smoked half a cigarette, his friend was in a hurry and went to the bathroom. My colleague is lying there watching TV alone. At this moment, a waiter came over and brought a cup of hot tea. My colleague said "thank you" politely. Of course, when he was talking, he naturally glanced at the waiter. The hall was dimly lit, so he couldn't see his face clearly, but his colleagues were surprised by the waiter's dress: she only wore a skirt with an ultra-low upper body and a short lower body. Colleagues are puzzled: although the air conditioning is turned on in the hall, it is very cold outside after all, and I am still wearing a sweater. "Would you like a private room, sir?" "Huh?" "Do you want a private room?" "How much is the private room?" "Private rooms don't cost money." Private rooms are free? Colleagues are very surprised. "Is there a charge for drinking tea?" The waiter seemed surprised, too. "There is no charge at all." "So, what's in the room?" "There is a bed!" "A bed for rest?" "yes." "Then take me." This is a small room with a single bed, a table and a quilt. The waiter came into the room and closed the door behind him. Colleagues saw that there was no chair, so they simply sat by the bed. "Waiter, why is there no TV here?" "What do you need a TV for?" "Of course." "At that time, you were still in the mood to watch TV." "How can you not be in the mood to watch TV? I want to lie in bed and watch TV now. " "Want to see the yellow one?"