A profound Chinese joke.

A cold joke about the profoundness of Chinese.

1, female colleague: Hey, I can't get online on my computer, suggesting that the local line is not plugged in properly.

Male colleague: Your ass is loose. Insert tightly.

Woman: I'm not loose below.

Man: It must be loose. Please insert it again.

Woman: Come in, you are very strong.

M: All right.

Woman: You are still awesome!

The office is full of haha.

2, in the evening, a hotel.

Man: Come?

Woman: I'm coming.

Man: That didn't come?

Woman: No.

Man: So, come on?

Woman: Come on!

.................

Man: Have you arrived yet?

W: Not yet.

.................

M: Not yet?

Woman: I'm coming.

................

Woman: Again?

M: No, I can't.

3、? Men always think with their lower bodies. What does this mean?

? It shows that he has wisdom. ?

? Women always think with their lower bodies. What does this mean?

? Which means she has the ability to insert holes. ?

4. Meet a mature beauty in the western restaurant. In order to strike up a conversation, I ordered the same set meal as her and sat opposite her. Beauty, we really have a tacit understanding, don't you think?

The beauty smiled and said softly: Happen to coincide? .

I feel glad, as if success is just around the corner.

She seemed to see my intention and then said, I repeat, I don't date children! ?

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