What are the idioms with homophonic sounds?

Words with homophones include:

Beautification, having nothing to say, opening an umbrella to break up homework, sitting at night, tenacity, concurrently serving as in-laws and relatives, plum thrush, Baidu ferry, banana, intersecting, accommodating, apologizing, hiring people, old friends, it is simply a loss of worry. New type of tragic cups with scenery, sealing the well in situ, the Emperor of the Yuan Dynasty, the Lion King, the Poet King, the reality of limited time, the sunset in the west, the realization of the line, the deeds of the century, the autopsy, the durian lingering, the anger, the abandonment of the chicken dung, the instrument, abandoned

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Ji Xiaolan Qiao When Ji Xiaolan was appointed minister of the imperial court, Wang Shen was appointed minister. One time, the two of them drank together with a censor. During the dinner, He and Wang Shen pointed at a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan: "Is it a wolf (the minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan was very alert and heard that He and Wang Shen were insulting him through the homophonic pronunciation, and immediately replied calmly: "The vertical tail is a wolf. "Shang Shu (Shang Shu) is a dog." The censor who wanted to please Wang Shen also heard the trick, but deliberately said: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." Upon hearing this, Ji Xiaolan understood the censor's intention and added. He said calmly: "There is another difference. The wolf's habit is to eat meat, the dog's habit is to eat whatever it encounters, and it eats shit when it encounters shit (the censor)." Wang Shen and the censor were in a state of embarrassment.

"The ringing of the head is not the name of the head." In the late Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, during the scholar examination in a certain county, a cicada suddenly chirped in the silent examination room. The invigilator found out that the cicada sound came from the candidate Zhang's hat, so he uncovered the On his hat, I saw a few cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng confessed that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada into his hat, saying that the cicada chirping in his head was a sign of success. Just now, the cicada's crawling made his head itchy unbearably, so he scratched it a few times, and the cicada stopped. Called out. The invigilator was amused and angry after hearing this, so he canceled Zhang's qualification for the examination for violating discipline, and wrote a poem: "Tou Ming is not the first name, all because of my father's fame. The autumn cicada knows the song but does not know the name, Superstition is a sign of loss of fame."

"The nickname of a humble person is a dog." There is a joke in ancient times that a donation class (a person who donates money to seek a position) went to meet his boss. The boss asked: "How is the climate of Guizhi?" Zongban replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Asked: "How are the people?" The answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." Zhanban replied When the answer was not what was asked, the boss got angry and loudly rebuked: "You bastard, you are asking about Li Shu." The donor trembled with fright and quickly replied: "There are many pear trees, but they only bear few fruits." The boss didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and slapped the table and shouted: "No. I’m asking you Li Xing, I’m asking you Xiaomin!” Zhanban quickly stood up and said, “My humble name is Gou’er.” The boss was dumbfounded and shook his head: “Dog, Gou’er, you are such a dog! "

Cleverly use the word "win" to solve the mystery. Legend has it that a guest stayed in an inn and a hundred taels of silver disappeared. He lived in a single room, and based on various signs, it was determined that the owner of the store had stolen it. So he went to the county government office to complain, but the store owner refused to admit it. The magistrate of this county was very smart. After thinking for a moment, he calmly asked the shop owner to stretch out his hand, wrote the word "win" on his palm with a pen, and said: "Go down the steps to bask in the sun. If If the words are still there for a long time, you will win the case." Then, the county magistrate asked someone to bring the boss's wife, who was confused when she saw her husband stretching out his hands to bask in the sun at the foot of the steps. The county magistrate said to the landlady: "Your husband has admitted that he stole the money and wants your teacher to hand over the money." After hearing this, the landlady was hesitant and did not dare to ask her husband. At this moment, the county magistrate suddenly shouted to the boss at the foot of the steps: "Is the word 'win' in your hand still there?" The boss replied repeatedly: "Yes! Yes!" Because of the word "win" and "yin" The sound was so close that the guilty-minded landlady didn't hear it clearly. She thought her husband had really admitted that the "money" was still there, so she had to obediently hand over the guest's hundred taels of silver.

Miaolian denounced the big traitor In March 1940, the puppet government of Wang Jingwei, who surrendered to the Japanese invaders, was established. A small group of reactionary politicians showed great courtesy and sent congratulatory gifts and couplets one after another, creating a chaotic atmosphere.

Among the congratulatory couplets sent, there was one signed by "Old Man of Linggu". The first couplet said: "In the past, there was unparalleled virtue" and the second couplet read: "Today, there are rare talents." Just when a group of professional flatterers were praising the UN General Assembly and Wang Jingwei was feeling complacent, someone quietly reminded Wang from the side. Only then did Wang realize that he had been scolded, but he had no choice but to complain. It turns out that this couplet uses homophony to cleverly reveal that Wang Jingwei, a shameless person, "used to have damnable virtues, but now has the talent of a traitor."

" It's also a small taxi." A "" public servant went to the countryside in a car to "help the poor". On the narrow road in the country, he met an old man pushing a wheelbarrow. The wheelbarrow was filled with vegetables. The old man pushed it. Sweating profusely, the driver of the car asked the old man to give way. The old man said: "Why do you want to give way?" The driver said: "You are driving a small car." The old man said: "You are driving a small car too." The driver said: "You know, The old man said, "Look, it's also a handcart." The driver said, "The boss's car is a sedan!" The old man laughed and said, "It's also a small taxi. If you don't believe me, just listen." "After saying that, I started to drive the car and pushed it forward. Sure enough, it creaked, like a grasshopper singing, and staggered away...