A collection of 30 hilarious short jokes

1. When I was fighting against life, life said: "How courageous are you?" and then pushed me to the ground and rubbed me crazily.

2. The cute kid next door looked at the food cooked in the evening and said: Uncle, the food you cooked is not delicious at first glance. I said: It's delicious. He said: I don’t believe it until you let me taste a bowl. After eating a small bowl, I asked: Is it delicious? He said: It's okay. If you want me to praise your delicious food, you have to give me another bowl.

3. When I was a child, I liked to catch bees. Whenever I caught one, I would poke a hole in the bee’s belly and suck it hard. Don’t tell me, the honey in the belly is really delicious! Later, as I grew older, the teacher told me that it was a mung bean fly after I went to school.

4. My grandpa was bitten by a spider. He looked very depressed, so I was going to get him some ointment, but just before I walked out of the room, I heard my grandpa say: It’s time. At his age, he really can't bear the responsibility of being Spider-Man.

5. When we were on the bus, a father said to his son: "I can't beat your mother at this age, but I can beat your grandma at the age of twelve!" A man next to him said The buddy yelled at the father: "Is there anyone who educates children like you? Are you going to be a father?" The man was stunned and said, "I'm talking about badminton!" The guy suddenly looked like he wanted to die. ah!

6. This month’s performance is not good, and I was prepared to suffer. But I never expected that the sudden heavy snow would change my diet.

7. Mature adults will not be picky eaters. Mature adults will say: I can’t eat this because I will be allergic.

8. No matter how poor you are, even if I talk to my wallet, there will be an echo.

9. I was sick before and pursued love. Now that he is cured of his illness, he only wants to get rich overnight.

10. Don’t look down on me because I have no ability. There are many people who look down on me.

11. Because I am good at killing myself, I was rated as a writer.

12. Scientists use astronomical telescopes to explore the boundaries of the universe, but I use my growing body.

13. I always thought that my parents didn’t like me very much. Until my 17th birthday, they gave me a set of keys. I asked in surprise: "Wow! Is it a car?" "No, you stay and look after the house - we are going on a trip."