What joke is the boss of China Mobile Company going to the toilet?

One morning, mobile official Zhu Guli suddenly felt anxious outside and had to find a public toilet. "What do you do?" Grandpa shouted. "I am a mobile boss, and I have something urgent." Pig Coulee "Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Grandpa. "Ok, how much is it?" Pig Coulee "50 cents in and 30 cents out." Grandpa looked at him. "Do I have to pay for everything?" Pig coulee froze. "See what see, we implement two-way charges here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way. Grandpa stood up and said, "ok, I'll pay." "Pig Guli took out 10 dollars." Shit or pee? "Grandpa asked with money." Shit, come on. ""Well, do you need a set meal? Shit 50 times at a time, you can get a discount, and shit 30 times. "Grandpa said." Stop it. I'll go in first and pay for it right away. "After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and it took a long time to come out." Sir, you chose pit 5, and you need to pay 50 cents for the choice. When you lived in it, you didn't say not to play music, so you charged 60 cents each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your discharge takes up the bandwidth of our sewer, please pay extra monthly 50 yuan fee. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee of 1 yuan. "Mr. Pig Coulee has been staying there. So, Mr. boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 cents in total. If it is not paid within the time limit, a late fee of 3/1000 will be charged on a daily basis. We will not notify you separately. When we reach 1000 yuan, we will urge you to pay by legal means. " As soon as the uncle finished speaking, Mr. Pig Guli plopped down in the urinal and fainted.