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How to send a circle of friends to scold an alcoholic husband?
I hate men who drink on holidays, even drunken men. If I can, I would rather be a peasant woman than live my present life.
These once-vowed promises have become the sharpest swords in the future.
I hate men with bad wine quality after drinking. Why don't you sleep after drinking? Pestering others! Busy, big brother
I can't drink, but I'm strong. I started dancing after three drinks, and then I got drunk and ugly. Such people can be reused; I am good at drinking, pretending that I can't drink, and trying to persuade others to drink until I see others drunk. Such people will not be reused; The kind that can be drunk according to one's own capacity for liquor can be safely reused without convincing others or instructing others to do whatever they want.
6. I ruined her dream of me. What she owes me is a world promised to her.
7. I finally know why people who don't drink hate drunk people, and finally understand how married women are driven crazy step by step. People in a good mood can really ignore everything, even their relatives, and they can't delay drinking for even a few minutes in their eyes. This is the most important thing ... Suddenly I understand a lot of things.
8. I am willing to cry silently in every heavy rain and lonely journey, and I don't want to tell you this feeling.
9. Stop drinking. It's bad for your stomach. Stop smoking. It's bad for your lungs. Don't stay up late. This is harmful to your health. Leave him alone. It's bad for your heart.
10. Loving someone is actually very simple. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he is standing there, you can't help walking over and holding his hand.
1 1. A beautiful woman is drinking in a bar in a bad mood. Because it is boring for a beautiful woman to drink alone, she called a male colleague. The beauty said, can you drink some wine with me? I am in a bad mood. The male colleague hesitated and said, I really can't drink. I'm really sorry. Beauty explained: actually, I won't drink it either, and I will have sex with my relatives when I am drunk, mainly because I am in a bad mood! As soon as the voice fell, the male colleague immediately turned to the waiter and said, a bottle of beer.
12. In the eyes of the person I love, I am just a passer-by in the vast sea of people.
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