What are the funny sentences in daily chat?

1, confession is something children do, and adults rely on it.

2. Cute is not a long-term solution, but lovely me.

I want to get up, but the bed and quilt don't agree.

Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it's time to pretend.

I have no ambition in my life, I just want to get rich.

6. If only getting rich was as simple as getting fat.

7. People talk to you because they like you. I am different. I'm talking about your expression pack.

8. I hope to be a rich and interesting person. Really not, just have money.

9. Don't like me. It's no use liking me. I just like studying.