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What kind of story did Yang’s son tell?

In the state of Liang, there was a family named Yang. They had a nine-year-old son who was very smart. One day, Kong Junping came to visit his father, but his father was not at home, so he called his son out. The child brought some fruit, including bayberry. Kong Junping pointed to the myrica rubras and said: “This is your home fruit.” The child replied: “I’ve never heard that the peacock is your home bird.”

This is the key part of the story. . When Kong Junping saw Yangmei and thought of the child's surname, he deliberately teased the child: "This is your family's fruit." It means that your surname is Yang, and it is called Yangmei. You are the same family! This easy joke is very interesting. Humorous and interesting. The child replied: "I've never heard that the peacock is your home bird." What's so clever about this answer? Kong Junping made a fuss about his surname, and the child also made a fuss about his surname. Kong Junping's surname "Kong" came to mind. The best thing is that he did not directly say "the peacock is the master's poultry", but used a negative method, saying "I have never heard that the peacock is the master's poultry", and responded tactfully, which not only showed due politeness, He also expressed the meaning of "Since the peacock is not your family's bird, how can the bayberry be my family's fruit?" Kong Junping was speechless. Because he had to admit that the peacock was his home bird, what he said could only stand up. This is enough to reflect the child's quick thinking and wit and humor in language.

Shi: surname, a word indicating family.

Fuzi: an old honorific title for scholars or teachers.

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