Who can provide me with some interesting jokes? It is better to be in English, easy to understand and not pornographic. I'll tell the students, thank you.

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Do you know my job?

One night, a hotel caught fire and the people living in it ran out in their pajamas.

Two men stood outside watching the fire.

"Before I came out," said one, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money when they are afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. "

"You don't know my job," said another.

"What's your job?"

"I am a policeman.

"Oh!" The first man shouted. He had a brainwave and said, "Do you know what I do?" "No," said the policeman.

"I am a writer. I always talk about things that have never happened. "

Translation: (simple translation by yourself)

Do you know what I do?

One night, a hotel caught fire, and the people living in this hotel ran out in their pajamas.

Two men stood outside, watching the fire.

"Before I came out," one of them said, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money in fear. If someone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it to ashes. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. "

"You don't know what I do." Another said.

"What do you do?"

"I am a policeman."

"Oh!" The first man gave a cry. He had a brainwave and said, "Do you know what I do?" I don't know. The police said.

"I am a writer. I always like to make up stories that have never happened. "

Who is the laziest?

Father: Jack, I talked to your teacher today. Now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Jack: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, think about it! When other boys and girls are reading and writing, who sits quietly and only watches how others write?

Jack: Our teacher, Dad.

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