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Zhao Benshan's lines in The Narrow Road

Is this it?

A: The old man.

Already: traffic police

C: Son.

A: The policeman in front checked it again.

Yes You said it was unlucky for me to drink this wine! Move into the car and pretend to sleep. Say: hurry up! check again

Already: hey! Wake up.

A: Huh?

Hello.

A: Hello.

J: Why is this car parked here?

A: Huh?

J: Why is this car parked here?

Is this a car?

So you think it's a bed?

A: I fell asleep!

Already: Where is the driver?

A: Huh? Reach in for the driver.

Have you been drinking?

I have been drinking.

Yes: we are checking after drinking. Please, check with me.

A: I, I didn't drive. Why did you check my drinking? ?

You didn't drive. Who's driving?

A: Driving? Who drove it?

What did he do?

Oh, my God! Maybe the car is out of gas. He went looking for oil?

J: Don't you still have so much gas in this car?

This car burns oil.

Has: this expression expresses doubt.

No, you don't know who is driving this car.

Yes, my car is driven by my son.

My son may have gone to look for oil. I'll call him.

Yes: let him come back quickly! Or I'll tow your car.

Call, son! Where are you? You, you, the police came and you left. What the hell! That what! This car broke down here! The police are here. Come here quickly. You can't drive like this! Obedient, he asked where is this?

The question points to the left. Your son just left. I don't know where this is.

A: You just left and don't know where this is! ! ! ! This is the district office, damn it, come here!

Yes: you parked illegally. Let me make a record for you first. Who is the owner?

A: Who's the owner?

Already: the owner.

My son bought it for me.

That's your car. What's your name?

A: The surname is Zhao.

Yes: name.

A: The perpetrator.

I'm not asking you who is responsible. What's your name?

A: I called the perpetrator! The world belongs to the author.

Already: age.

A: Fifty-three years old.

Already: You are going to die!

What are you talking about? 53 is dying?

No, no, I said your car is dying. There's an oil leak at the construction site. What are you still doing on the road?

This car is new! Is it Q7?

What kind of car is this?

A: Q7

Already: Aren't you QQ?

A: Seven-handed QQ!

Already: the expression is helpless.

A: It's quite expensive!

This car won't be worth much in your hand.

A: No! I bought it for 5 thousand yuan. My son spent 25 thousand to repair it.

Already: Ang …

This car is great. and

They all participated in the competition!

Already: Your car and

?

A: Yes! One day the fog was so heavy that I couldn't see it, so I didn't open it to save electricity.

. I've been following it, walking, Mao! I was hit by it. I was angry with him when I got off the bus. Why didn't you tell me when you stopped? ! ! ! !

He said, I'm in.

Yes Why are you still driving!

You were rear-ended by someone.

A: It was a rear-end collision.

Yes: sign it quickly.

A: No! My son. You may be familiar with it. He may know your captain?

Already: It has nothing to do with me!

A: No, no, it doesn't matter. Really, the boy who runs a 4S shop asked XX to take the book …

C: Dad!

A:

Ah!

C: Dad!

Hey, what have you been doing?

What's the matter? ?

This car ... What are you doing here?

C: Huh? doubt

Pretend the police are here. Check drunk driving here. ................ said a lot of things that he didn't understand. What have you been doing?

C: I am drinking over there! What do you mean? I am drinking! Drunk, you called, this guy scared me. Hello, police. Salute. What happened? Who did my dad hit?

Didn't hit anyone, so, are you his son?

C: I'm his son!

J: Have you ever driven this car?

C: This is not a natural answer.

A: The expression is very helpless

Wang Jia, how did you get here? Point to ...

C: I came by car.

Already: pointing to. C.

C: No, no, I didn't. My driver drove me here.

A: Oh, by the way, his driver pulled me into the car. Then the driver told me to wait for a while and I fell asleep. I'll get him.

C: No, no, it seems that you left by yourself.

A: Helpless.

C: I have something to do. My driver has been with me.

J: What is this?

A: La Bing: I'll tell him. You don't drink early or late. What are you doing drinking at this time?

C: What's the matter? What's wrong with drinking?

A: This is about drunk driving. I took a sip of wine.

C: What does this have to do with me?

A: I also drank it.

C: You are driving!

A: Yes. I drove here.

C: Then call me. I'm driving?

A: Yes. What should I do? I didn't know you were drinking.

C: You really are me.

You didn't put me back in the well. Isn't it? Isn't it?

Didn't you say there was someone? Find someone!

C: It's no use looking for anyone.

J: What is this?

A: I'll ask the police first. How to deal with this. What standard?

Yes: according to the new regulations, if it is,

Will be fined. If it is drunk driving, it will be criminally responsible.

C: That's too bad. It's no use looking for anyone

A: I'm afraid this is not a standard.

According to the people, drink half a glass of beer, drink a bottle of beer, drink one or two liquors, and drink two or two liquors.

He drinks half a catty.

C: Half a catty of white wine.

That has nothing to do with him.

C: I explained it to him. ...

J: Which one of you is driving?

Hands up.

C: I can hear the police. I drive this car.

A: I opened it, and two people argued.

C: I'll drive this car!

Where did you drive?

Where have you been? I don't know where you have been. what can I say?

A: What's the matter? My old friend gave me a birthday. To tell you the truth, I am just a bite.

No, I have been drinking tea, so I went to the toilet. When I came back, I saw almost it. I just took a sip. I thought it was water, but it turned out to be wine Because I was dealt with once last time, and then I ...................................................................................................................................................................

Are you sure you've driven a car?

A: I opened it.

How did you get on the co-pilot?

I can see you're scared. Pretend to sleep

Captain: Dad, you are not a son. You said how high you said. I'm not afraid of your jokes. It's not the first time for my dad. In the first few days, he took his grandson out for a drink. My son is only four years old. He drove back after drinking. On the way, I met a drunk driver. Seeing that something was wrong, he gave the child a sip of white wine in the car. When the police checked him, they screwed up. Then the police asked me, I didn't drink too much. Is your machine broken? Please blow for the children. My son also exceeded the standard after blowing. Knocked out by the police. Finally, the policeman said, I'm sorry, uncle, our machine is broken.

A: Stop it. Didn't you handle it later?

C: You can handle it yourself. My son went home and got drunk for three days. I slept for three days and didn't get up.

Already: Ang! You did the same thing last time, but not this time. Please, since you are driving, I have a sommelier here. Let's have a look.

A: Blow it.

How much do you drink? ? Why is there no response here?

C: Look, look.

Is the machine broken again?

Have you been drinking, uncle?

Gee, I may be afraid. tense;nervous

Oh, well, the police can punish you as they want. I have been drinking. You handle me. I learned my lesson.

Well, since you didn't drink, you didn't cause any accidents today. Move the car.

C: Pay for it.

Already: This is human law enforcement.

A: No. You can be nicer to me today. Come on, punish me a little.

C: Pay for it. As long as you don't drink it, there will be no problem. Reach out and give money, and punish a little.

There is: hesitation, can you not?

How many time have I told you, a fine is not an end.

A: Good is not the end, okay? Tell c that the purpose is to impose a fine. Oh, oh, no, let's get an education. We can't all drink from now on, police. It's hard. Suffering from the weather all the year round, I won't drink today.

J: It's not that drinking is not allowed.

C: Oh, that's right. The key is whether to drink a car or not, right?

Uncle, as long as you can understand our police, we will be satisfied. No matter how hard and tired you are. Our will is not how much to catch.

, but willing to do yours.

. Escort you home safely.

Three people hug

C: I'll buy you a drink some other time.

Remember, life can't be repeated without wine. Goodbye. welcome

C: I've been watching it.

A: Let's go!