Any good jokes? I want to hear it. I am in a bad mood.

Any good jokes? I want to hear it. I am in a bad mood. 1. Just now I heard an interview with a film policeman on the traffic station, saying that it is my duty to ensure the happiness and safety of the film policeman residents. Then played several live recordings of duty. In one of them, the film policeman said to a passing boy: School is about to start. Haven't you finished your summer homework yet?

2. "I don't think that one dances very well. The difficulty coefficient is too low, the air stretch is too large, and the spray is too high. "

"I said you have no morality? ! Call an ambulance, someone jumped into the river ... "

3. "Are you sick? You don't even have a sun. What an umbrella! "

"You are sick, it's raining so hard!"

4. Bar party.

A friend's daughter brought her boyfriend to propose a toast to introduce her boyfriend.

A friend enthusiastically asked: How did you meet?

The woman replied, "I met her when I got married."

I can't respond for a long time. . .

I'm in a bad mood and want to hear some jokes. Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into town and happened to meet Fan Wei! Wei Fan asked, "Have you eaten? Zhao Benshan said, "Eat! Fan Wei proudly said, "I asked the donkey, what did you say!" " ! "Benshan turned and patted the donkey twice and scolded him." There are relatives in the sample city who left without saying goodbye. "

When they were eating, there was a bowl of mustard on the table. One of them thought it was very sweet, so he put a spoonful in his mouth and burst into tears at once. However, he kept his mouth shut and said nothing. His friend asked what had happened. He said, I miss my dad. He hanged himself 20 years ago today. His friends comforted him. He also scooped a spoonful into his mouth and burst into tears. The first one pretends to ask: Why are you? The friend said: Your father died miserably.

An 80-year-old man has a new wife. The doctor told her that she is very happy and the old man is dancing happily. The doctor said, listen to a story. A hunter was walking home after shooting all the bullets when suddenly a tiger came from the Woods. The hunter subconsciously raised his shotgun and pulled the trigger, only to hear a bang, and the tiger fell to the ground. The old man quickly interjected: impossible, someone must be shooting next to him. Doctor: Yes. ...

I'm in a bad mood and want to hear a cold joke. Q: A chicken jumped into a box, but then a duck came out. Do you know why?

Because there is a transformer (duck) in the box!

Can you tell a short joke? In a bad mood, the duck used to be called Xiao Huang. He was hit by a car. He screamed once and the car turned into a cucumber.

Are there any good joke forums? I am in a bad mood! There are many joke forums, such as Tencent Jokes and Joke Encyclopedia, but I think the jokes in them are not very good and classic enough. Recently, I have been active in a forum of climbing vine network, and found that there are many funny videos and jokes in it. You can go and have a look!

Are there any good new songs? Tell me. When I am in a bad mood, I want to listen to music and cry bitterly-Guo Caijie. . It hurts like death. -MC dream. . Tears twinkle-Phyl. . Leave Ding Hao and ... .

I'll be fine.-Li Jiuzhe. . I owe you so much.-bitch. . I forgot.-norf. . Tomorrow's Journey-Danson Tang. . Terrible trouble.-microphone. . And Kent and the silent king's songs are all very nice. . I hope you like it. . Hmm. How interesting

I am in a bad mood. Do you have some jokes to tell me? Hey. . In a bad mood. Go for a walk. Just walk. There are too many jokes.

Please accept it, thank you!

Who is in a bad mood? Tell a joke. I drove a BMW while I was waiting for the bus. A tall man next to him said to the people around him, "Look, that's IBM."

2. A friend of mine is an intern in Unicom. One day, an old man came up and said, "Can I have a mobile card?" Then the friend said without looking up, "Master, someone is coming to smash the venue!" " "

3. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Miss Liu, what's your name?" Sweating.

4. In the past, the geography teacher was a man, which was particularly violent. Whoever talks and is distracted is punched, but he didn't hit the girl. A new girl doesn't know equality between men and women. Once, she stole cartoons in class, was found by the geography teacher, and came forward without warning. The girl turned pale with fear and shouted: indecent assault. Our geography teacher waterfall Khan.

5. My classmate said: I put too much washing powder. The other asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

6. On a windy day, the bicycle fell down one after another. I only heard a classmate say while helping a bicycle: whose Mercedes-Benz crushed my BMW?

7. I used to call my boyfriend's dormitory, but he didn't answer. I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Is XX there?" If you want to pretend to be the wrong person, it's over ~ ~ The other person hesitated and said, wait, I'll call you. I was stupid at that time! Hang up the phone in a hurry Later, I asked my boyfriend, and he said that a boy in the dormitory opposite them asked me to make up that name.

8. Last time I was abroad, I saw a handsome guy selling cakes in the street. I told my friend that he looked like Elvis when we bought it. When he heard us talking about him, he asked us what to say. I thought for a long time: "kingofmiaomiao."

In a bad mood, I want to listen to music in a daze ~ ~ ~ What should I listen to? Huang Dawei, you got me drunk.

Is there any pleasant melody when you are in a bad mood? I think you can listen to some cheerful music! If you are in a bad mood, listening to some sad songs may aggravate it ~ but sometimes it varies from person to person! This depends on your own situation!