Who has a humorous joke about coke? Thank you for your questions.

1. Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and the mental derangement pressed him to the ground without saying anything, pointing a gun at his head. Q, what is one plus one? The young man was frightened and pondered for a long time. Answer, equal to two. The psychopath killed him without hesitation. Then he pulled the gun in his arms and said coldly, You know too much. An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly, "Come, give me a Japanese mat. Son: Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon? Dad: "What is it?" Son: "The school will open a micro-parent forum!" "Dad:" What is a micro-parent forum? "Son:" Just the head teacher, you and me! ""4. Dong Zhuo entertained Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo ordered Zen to blacken his breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuo then rewarded the cloth and smiled and showed a dark pool. The child entered the toy store with a fake paper money and wanted to buy a toy plane. The buddy said, "Son, your money is not real." The child replied, "Is your plane real?" 6. According to the requirements of the new school, transfer students must fill in the "Transfer Self-assessment Form". In the column "Have you ever been punished for cheating in the exam", fill in the word "No". The next column is "explain the reason", and Liang Liang continues to write: "I missed my hand."