A humorous circle of friends about the cold weather

The humorous circle of friends when the weather is cold is as follows:

1. It’s cold, take care of yourself, I can’t lend you your coat, and I can’t give you a hug!

2. To friends who don’t have a partner: The weather is cold, please keep warm.

3. Dogs know how to change their fur when the weather gets cold. What’s wrong with me buying a few new clothes?

4. The temperature has dropped. It’s so cold. I really want to wear my boyfriend’s clothes. Why is my boyfriend someone else’s and not mine? It’s so sad.

5. The only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is the chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.

6. When the weather gets cold, Tang Monk adds a small cotton robe, Sun Wukong adds a small cotton trousers, Sha Monk adds a small cotton hat, Bajie, don’t just worry about those little hands of yours. When using your mobile phone to read WeChat, remember to wear a pair of small gloves.

7. I’m single. I’m finally single. I’m now wearing two pieces!

8. The weather is cold and ruthless, but my sister is affectionate. She will take in a little cutie who has no one to cover her hands, okay, two, okay, okay. Come all.

9. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers!

10. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense!

11. It’s cold, let’s hold hands!

12. Anyone who does not use snow to cool down is a hooligan.

13. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t.

14. When the weather gets colder, you should make more money. After all, winter clothes are more expensive than summer clothes.