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Humor in drinking and reciting poems

1. Poetry about poetry

Poetry about poetry 1. What poems describe poets?

1, boring every poem attracts interest. (Don Bai Juyi's "Singing")

2. Drunk poetry. (Song Xin Qi Ji, "I intend to go for the highest building, but my son didn't stop me with land",)

3. Poetry is the northern window. (Tang Li Bai's "Answering the Twelve Cold Nights of the King")

4. Poetry is about 1000 words. (Song Zhaoji's "Linjiangxian Crossing the Water and Crossing the Mountain")

5, endure frozen poems. (Song Li Mi Xun's "Fifty Hard Workers of Eternal Happiness")

6. Although artistic conception is only poetry. (Song Chenyuyi, "Yu Meiren, Ten Years of Flower Bottom Bearing Tide Dew")

7. I am afraid of using lazy poems to find wine. (Song Xin Qi Ji, "Partridge Day, What's to frown about")

8. Don't recite poems or pour wine. (Song Xin Qi Ji, "He Xinlang, Mulberry Leaves in Bihai City")

9. Countless poems have added new axes. (Song Chen Sanpin, "Man Jiang Hong Bo Ri Qing Yun")

10, yellow flowers, often leaving no poems. (Songshi Dazu "Mangjiang Hongshuhuai")

1 1, Zhang Bi. (Liu Kezhuang's "Mr. Shui Longyin avoids slandering the mountain habitat")

12, asking me to recite poems. (Wang Songliang Yuan's "Liu Zao Qing Yan Ping Lake")

13, I still dream of poetry. (Zhang Songyan, "Crossing the River Cloud, Jiangshan Mansion Undetermined")

14, poetry does not go down the mountain. (Yan's "Qing Ping Le Qian Xiang Shu")

15 is also comparable to poetry. (Yuan Shu * "Qinyuanchun, How to Leisure")

16, poetic. (Wang Yuan mian "I am the third")

2. rhyming ancient poems.

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Reward Lotte and present Liu Yuxi's first meeting in Yangzhou.

The mountains were desolate and silent for twenty-three years.

People come back. Like people in Michelle, I can only play the flute, and I am disappointed.

On one side of the boat, Qian Fan races; At the head of the sick tree, every year is a spring shower.

Today, listen to you sing a song, drink a glass of wine and cheer up.

Untitled Li shangyin

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing and a hundred flowers are blooming.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night.

In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.

There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .

Spring land tour

The native land is ill for three years, and the new currency is cloudy for ten days.

The fence was covered with vines and the bad wall was invaded by green moss.

Worrying about the country and loneliness makes me cry, and Pinghu is a strong man's heart.

I'm not a descendant, and I'm willing to sing for a bald head?

Yin hongxiuquan

Holding mountains and rivers for three feet, being at home everywhere * * * drinking.

Catch all the evil spirits and catch them all, and collect the residual rape flowers.

East, west, north, south, the emperor, the sun, the moon and the stars play the song of triumph.

Tigers roar and dragons sing in the world, how safe and happy it is.

Bai Yuchan in early spring.

Just put two or three flowers in the south branch and sing incense in the snow to get some powder.

Light smoke thick moon, deep water shallow sand.

Untitled Lu Xun

Yoko has many hooks and thorns, and the sky is full of war clouds.

A few spring waves, all is silent.

Only Qin gets drunk and sings more and more.

The storm is mighty, and the flowers and trees are bleak.

3. Poetry that describes poetry

In the twilight, Bai Juyi is covered with sunset, half river rustling and half river red. On the third night of September, it looks like a pearl moon and a bow. South Yudafu, Wuyi, Thirty-six Xiongfeng and Qingxi have different scenery. If you look at the scenery from a strange place, the West Lake will always be small. A wanderer sings the thread in the hands of a loving mother, carefully sewing and mending clothes for her wayward son, for fear of delaying his time to go home, but how much love does an inch-long grass have, three spring flowers. It was four o'clock when the silkworm girl sang "Xie Fangde Zigui". Jade people have not returned from singing and dancing. Canglang quietly recited Su Shunqin's Lonely Walking Around the Virtual Pavilion and Treading on the Stone Shelf, chinese odyssey. In the mountains, cicadas sing over sparse houses, and wild vines enter broken windows. When the time came, the second son was still starving, so San Lv was exiled to the river. Today, I only hate Qing Lao, but I am not satisfied with the jar. Hong Xiuquan, who sings sword poems, is at home in the world. How about a peaceful and peaceful life? Shao Yong is full of flowers, and the wine cellar is full of good flowers. After two quiet days, he saw the prosperity of the four dynasties. He is in the prime of life, and his wine bottle is full of flowers. Try not to get drunk before the flowers. Bao Zhao, a great master of Dongwu Music, once sang a sentence. This servant is an indifferent country scholar. The general's heart is cold and warm. Now that he is in the next world, his works are very few. If current events are different, who can talk about his lonely achievements? If young people leave home, the poor and the elderly will still start. If you graze chickens and dolphins with crutches, you used to be like an eagle, but now you are like an ape in a cage. You have a thousand years of hatred, but you have a hundred years of resentment. You will give up your seat and think about it. Tian Yejia, who can row Nanshan and discipline Jedi, was slandered and killed three scholars with two peaches. Who can make a plan for this? Whitehead sings two songs of Han Yuefu as snow on the mountain, and the bright moon shines like a cloud. Wen Jun has two opinions, so he came to say goodbye. Today we are going to have a bucket party, and the head of Mingdan ditch is full of water. The horses in Youzhou sing, the nameless fast horses are often bitter and thin, and the suppression of children is often bitter and poor. Get on the Yellow River, get on the horse with money. Cao Ye singing in Wu Dong is like a tiger on the mountain and a mouse in the barn. He leaned gloomily against the gate, and no one spoke to him. General Li, who gave a banquet in the evening, longed for sex. Have you ever listened to me tease Handan girl? It's sad to be alone in Huang Jintai. Two love birds are swinging. The male nests in the Han Palace tree, and the female plays Qin. I would rather die than surrender. At this time, Gillian is charming and jealous, sitting alone in Nagato worrying about the sunset. I hope you are deeply interested in my concubine and don't haggle over words. If you get gold, your husband is so new and disloyal. Once you hire a Maoling girl, Wen Jun will sing to a white man. The east does not belong to the west, but the flowers will fall. The human heart is not as good as grass. Mo Juan-Long needs a cushion, so he gives birth to silk and keeps an amber pillow, or when he has a dream that he can't fill his cup, he is covered with water. It's hard to get back after abandoning my concubine. Since ancient times, he has never been proud of himself. Now he only sees the Qing Lingtai, the river singing Li Bai and Mulan's boats on the sand, and Yu Di and golden cones sitting at both ends. Wine is welcome, and prostitutes are free to go and stay with the waves. Immortality remains to be seen. Poetry becomes a smile and makes Cangzhou proud. If fame and fortune are long, Hanshui River should also flow to the northwest. Li Bai, who dreams of climbing Mount Tianmu, a sailing tourist will talk about Japan, whose water and fog are hidden outside the method, but the Vietnamese talk about Mount Tianmu, and still see the clouds passing through it at different depths, in a straight line of heaven, its peak enters heaven and the five sacred peaks at the top, and casts a shadow through China and a hundred-mile-long ladder range to fall to the southeast. I want to dream of five mountains, fly to Jinghu, and have a bright moon all night. Huyue came to see me and sent me to Tunxi. Xie Gong's place is still there today, and the water is rippling. Climbing the steps of Yun Lan, halfway through the sunny ocean, the sacred rooster crows in space, thousands of rocks turn around, flowers tempt me, and rocks relax me. The day suddenly ended, and the storms on bears, dragons and mountains disturbed the forest, making the mountains tremble, the dark clouds darkened by the darkness of rain, and the streams paled by the pallor of fog. There was thunderous thunder, the hills collapsed and the stones in the cave fanned open. There is no bottom in the sky, and the sun and the moon shine on the gold and silver platform. Neon is clothes, wind is horses, and the princes of clouds come down one after another. The gongs and drums are loud and the gods are like hemp. I woke up with a long sigh. My pillow and mat are the lost clouds in which I once lived. This is the consistent way of human happiness, and all kinds of things will always flow to the East like water. When can I repay you when you leave, but let me, on my green slope, raise a white deer and ride to you, the great mountain. When I need you, oh, how can I seriously bow and scrape to high-ranking and high-ranking people? I cannot be happy. Sitting and singing Li Bai's Winter Night at night, I felt cold at night and sat in the North Hall for a long time. Ice and Jing Quan entered the boudoir in the month, and Jintan was green and sad. When the golden jar is put out, the crying turns even more. I hide my tears and listen to your songs. The song is loud and affectionate. There is nothing wrong with either. I don't understand a word. From Wanjun Quliang Chen Fei to Taoting in Yin Xue, Jason Wu, except for an ancient tung tree, it rises to the clouds. The branches welcome the birds in the north and south, and the leaves are sent with the wind. Zhang Yin Ji Jun knew that I had a husband and gave me two pearls. I feel that you are touching, and you are tied to the Hongluo mattress [1]. From my tall building to the garden, my wife holds a halberd in the bright light. With wind and rain like lightning. You have a thin calyx, a small garden with a low threshold, and your cultivation is not completed. It is better to blow out the red flowers than to hang down the willows. Think that spring is not old, people worry that spring is old, but this is only in the world. Hate ten times in spring, light and lonely, full of fragrance. Naturally, I know that peach blossoms bear fruit, but they are not thin because of spring. There are achievements in the world.

4. What poems describe "reciting poems"?

1, boring every poem attracts interest.

(Don Bai Juyi, "Self-praise") 2. Drunk poem (I'm going back to the tallest building, and the dog didn't stop me with land, by Song Xin Qi Ji) 3. North window of poetry.

(Tang Li Bai, "Answering the Twelve Cold Nights of the King") 4. The poem is about 1000 words. (Song Zhaoji's "Linjiang Fairy Crossing the Water and Crossing the Mountain") 5. Endure the poem.

(Song Li Mi Xun's "Fifty Years of Fishing Music") 6. Although my mood is only poetry. (Song Chenyuyi's "Young Bai Weiling, Ten Years of Flower Bottom Bearing Tide Dew") 7. Afraid of looking for wine, too lazy to recite poems.

(Song Xin Qi Ji, "What's to frown about in the sky") 8. No poetry, no wine. (Song Xin Qi Ji's "Why Sina changes from blue sea to mulberry field") 9. Poetry has added countless new axes.

(Song Chen Sanpin's "Man Jiang Hong Bo Ri Qing Yun") 10, a yellow flower, often leaves no poetry. (Song Shi Dazu's "Man Jiang Hong Shu Huai") 1 1, poem Zhang Bi.

(Liu Song Kezhuang's "Mr. Water Long Yin Avoid Slamming Mountain Habitat") 12, please recite poems. (Song, "Willow Branches and Lake") 13, I also dreamed of reciting poems.

(Zhang Songyan, "Crossing the River Cloud, Jiangshan Mansion Undetermined") 14, the poem does not come down the mountain. (Zhang Songyan's "Qingpingle Xiangshu") 15 is also comparable to poetry.

(Yuan Shu * "How about spring in the garden?" ) 16, poetic. (Wang Yuan Mian, occasionally becoming the third).

5. "Yin" poetry

Looking back at Lian Fang, who sings Du Ruozhou?

All the spring is frozen and swallowed up, and I sing colder.

There is a guest emperor in the mountains who sings poetry and sits fishing in the Rocky Mountain every day.

It is rare to see her smile and show her white teeth, because she is reflected in a weak voice.

Put it on the strings thoughtfully, straighten clothes and gather customers.

I can't stand the shadow on my temple to break the heart of a white-haired prisoner.

People come back. Like people in Michelle, I can only play the flute, and I am disappointed.

In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.

I'm not a descendant, and I'm willing to sing for a bald head?

Tigers roar and dragons sing in the world, how safe and happy it is.

Just put two or three flowers in the south branch and sing incense in the snow to get some powder.

Only Qin gets drunk and sings more and more.

Please sing for the wanderer. Why are you sad?

The study is sad and the night is sad.

But for your sake, I've thought it over.

6. chant tea poems

Shuangjing tea songzi station

Huang Tingjian (Northern Song Dynasty)

It's sunny everywhere, and the Jade Hall in the sky is a treasure.

I want to see Dongpo lay man and spend a lot of time on beads.

My home in the south of the Yangtze River is better than gathering clouds and falling snow.

Arouse the public's dream of Huangzhou, and sail alone in five lakes.

Sentence annotation

(1) Zi Zhan: Su Shi, Zi Zhan, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, was a good friend of Huang Tingjian.

(2) windy day: the scenery is clear. Day: Huang Tingjian's anthology and Gu's anthology are Gong.

⑶ Yutang: It was signed by an ancient official. After the Song Dynasty, the Imperial Academy was called Yutang. Senbao Book: Senran lists many precious books. Sen: A lot of lush looks. There are many precious books in the Hanlin Academy.

(4) Dongpo Laojushi: refers to Su Shi. Dongpo was originally a place name in Huangzhou. After being demoted to Huangzhou in the second year of Yuanfeng (1079), Su Shi once lived in Dongpo, a suburb, and was named "Dongpo Jushi".

⑸ Tribal Tiger (hú): Ancient heavy weapon, ten fights are a tribal tiger. Pouring like pearls: Su Shi's poems and songs poured out like pearls.

[6] Yunxi (yú): refers to tea. Tea leaves that grow in the mountains and clouds are plump and delicate, and they are called cloud hairs. Fat is fat,

⑺ ⑺ (wèi): Also known as "⑺", small stone mill, developing tea grinding tools. Falling: put the tea leaves into a stone mill for grinding. Feifei: This refers to tea powder flying everywhere. Snow is not as good as: tea powder is extremely white, which is not as good as snow.

⑻ Huangzhou: the place that was demoted during the Yuanfeng period of the Northern Song Dynasty.

⑼ "Solo": Do things with Fan Li. According to legend, during the Spring and Autumn Period, Fan Li refused to accept the reward after helping the King of Yue Gou Jian destroy Wu, and abandoned his official position, "drifting in five lakes with a wooden boat" (Guoyu Yuyue). Five lakes: another name for Taihu Lake. [2] [3]

Vernacular translation

The place where the human wind can't blow and the sun can't shine is the Jade Hall in the sky, which contains precious books.

I want to see you, an old layman from Dongpo, writing like a flying bead.

This is a good tea from my hometown in the south of the Yangtze River. It is not as good as grinding snowflakes with a stone mill.

Arouse your old dream in Huangzhou and sail around the world alone like Fan Li.

7. A poem about willow

Sing willow (poem)

The breeze slowly gurgled the willows,

The smoke waves are big and thin.

Tapestry flies, heart grows.

Butterflies are playful, shuttling between drunkards and fans.

Lying by the lake, weeping willows are green,

Dancing is full of sadness.

Love,

Silently injured,

Sleep alone.

Wen Sao mo Qian Qian,

Gentleman's elegance and praise.

It's hard to draw a heart,

Loneliness,

Lonely and bleak, the water is boundless,

Love and missing are endless.

Looking back,

Yue Hua is wearing makeup, bright and moving.