What are the jokes about the Oriental Project?

1. Devil's Dream: Stop eating, Princess Death!

Wanderer: Bring eight more bowls, half-spirit court master!

Reimu: Back to the flowers, the dead silence of spring!

Wanderer: Sleeping under the flowers, red and white butterflies!

Marisa: Give me back the depressing spring and go to hell!

Wanderer: I took the last spring, black and white devil!

Sakuya: There must be a flower viewing party on the ground. Ji's dead skeleton!

Wanderer: I'll show you the seal, servant of the devil!

The first lady put a cake on the top of the refrigerator, intending to be tea, but it was eaten by the second lady who secretly saw it. When she felt someone, Miss Er shrank her wings and got into the bottom of the refrigerator. Sakuya put a thicker cake on the top of the refrigerator and left. When the big lady jumped up and opened the refrigerator, she found that there was more and more money inside. She thinks that closing the cake will be more abundant. At this moment, Miss Er couldn't help running out. In order to pick up the hat, Meiling scared Tom Q who was eating the cake out of asthma. Tom Q took the wrong medicine, and Tom Q, who was sitting in the chair hard, had no energy to pay attention to the cake that fell to the ground. . . Also, please, the girl's cat-ear swimsuit has exploded PAD's loyalty. It's stormy outside, and the little devil's san value has plummeted.

3. Arithmetic problem in Cirno: It is known that cherry blossoms fall at a speed of 5cm per second. How long have they been floating in uuz's stomach? (The correct answer will get Cirno's genius arithmetic guide)

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At the arrival of the new year, I wish you spiritual integrity, Cirno wisdom, Pachouri health, the majesty of the first lady, the forbearance of the second lady, the introversion of the secluded children, the youth of the eight clouds, the natural Inaba Tewi, the vitality of Lumaqi, the emperor's attack, Georgie's open-mindedness, China's dedication, the conciseness of the presiding judge, steady love, black and white courtesy, the bust of Sakuya, and the head of the teacher.

5.

One day, I asked my friend, "Is there a fairy in this world?" Friends smiled and pointed to the dream. I didn't understand, so I asked my friend, "There is a sage on the moon, a faint white jade, and 18 remains unchanged, turning mountains into lakes ... these four things remain unchanged!" My friend said "jump into the clouds", but I was frightened and said, "Are these four really the four dhsjajjddjwiiscpwjc in the dreamland? .....