Hair jokes

1.A: How about I tie my hair higher?

B: Well ---, like a little garlic!

A: Can you give me some encouragement?

B: It’s a cute little garlic!

A: Can you give me something nice?

B: It’s a beautiful little garlic!

A: Can you give me some praise?

B: It is the most beautiful little garlic in the world!

2. A bald old man passed by a drugstore and saw an advertisement for a hair regrowth medicine. He went in and asked the salesperson: "This is indeed a hair regrowth medicine." Do you want a big bottle of medicine or a small bottle? "

"Thank you, a small bottle is enough," the old man said. "A little growth is enough. I don't like fashionable long hair." /p>

3. There was a man who only had three hairs. One day he went to a very famous hairstyling shop to get a style.

The clerk said: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to design?" ”

Customer: “Well, I have no objection. Just make up your mind.” ”

Staff: “Then let me tie your braids.” "A piece of hair accidentally fell out while tying the braids.

The clerk: "Sir, a piece of hair fell out. What should I do? ”

Customer: “Oh, it doesn’t matter, then please give me a middle-parted hairstyle.” "

While combing my hair, another hair fell out. The clerk: "Sir, another hair fell out..."

Customer: "That doesn't matter. Now, I'll go back with my hair disheveled. ”

4. A girl was taking a bath in the bathroom, and the parrot at home shouted: I saw it, I saw it! The girl got angry and said to the parrot viciously: If you scream again, I will pluck out all your hair!

The next day, a bald man came to the girl's house. The parrot immediately flew to the guest's shoulder and asked: Hello, did you see it too?

A customer went to the barber shop to get a haircut. How much does it cost?

Customer: You know, I am almost bald.

Of course I know. Only 3 yuan is spent on haircuts, and the other 7 yuan is spent on getting hair.