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Eight rules joke

In modern society, drinking is also essential for company entertainment, work dinners, friends gatherings, etc. If we have a good capacity for drinking or can drink some wine, we can communicate, communicate and interact with leaders, colleagues and friends on the platform of banquet to increase our feelings. Hello, I'm glad to answer your question. I've been in this situation before, and I can't drink very well. I vomited several times and summed up several experiences, but the leaders behind me never advised me to drink again.

Show attitude: Sorry, boss, I really can't drink. I can substitute tea for wine, punish myself for three cups, tell you a joke, perform a program to ensure the quality, and finally everyone will be happy. I have experienced it personally, and I hope it will help you. It may be more practical to change jobs and positions, because each leader has different preferences. This leader may prefer to drink, but you can't drink, so you can't please the leader, you have to change. Said he was allergic to alcohol or pregnant. I was pregnant in my last company for almost five years, so I let the leaders think that there was something wrong with me and comforted me not to worry. ...

Of course, with the release of the eight regulations and the development of social civilization, there are fewer and fewer people who over-advise alcohol, which is understandable to everyone, but one thing that everyone present can't tolerate is untrue, which I think is a big taboo!

If you can have a drink, don't refuse too much. Leaders can drink some wine, which is within their tolerance. Never try to be brave, drink too much, or even get drunk, so as not to make a joke. Mastering proper workplace etiquette should be rewarded. If the above situation is mentioned, the leader will still persuade the wine. If you don't drink, drink a little symbolically to give the leader a face. After drinking some wine from the leader, I feel that he is too incompetent as a leader.

Ability first! In fact, there is a cruel fact on the wine table, that is, if you don't drink, someone will despise you on the wine table, but if one day you drink too much and leave, your colleagues at work will laugh at you for life.