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1 A man said narcissistically, "I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a man like me!"

A female friend was intoxicated and replied, "In that case, you will ruin the lives of both of you."

Yesterday, I went to my sister's house to rub rice and steam crabs. My brother-in-law clipped one for me and one for my four-year-old niece.

"Dad, you eat."

"Dad doesn't eat, give it to Xiao Yan and the baby."

The little niece said, "Dad, you can't do this. You should be kind to yourself. You won't eat like a cow every day. You are exhausted. Other uncles will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your wife and beat your baby! Eat! Eat quickly! "

One summer vacation, my brother went to a friend's house to play. The man has a German shepherd at home, which is very kind to everyone. When he saw his brother, he just bit his toe. Brother goes to get rabies vaccine at once.

A week later, I went to my friend's house again, but I didn't see the German shepherd. My brother asked, "Where's the dog?"

The friend looked at him sadly and said, "Dead. I will die if I bite you. "

Once upon a time, two people were single.

A asked, "Dude, it seems that we have no chance to get married in this life! Don't you feel sorry? "

A: "No, I never feel sorry."

"Then why?"

"How stupid! Do you think the word' marriage' has anything to do with men? "