Funny words written to my best friend. A collection of 99 funny words written by my best friend.

1. Even though you are just a small piece of the puzzle of my life, my life will not be complete without you.

2. We don’t have to chat every day, but once we chat, we can’t stop. We support each other and cheer for each other when something happens, so the three years of junior high school have allowed me to get to know you, and I am very happy

3. Survive youth and frivolity. How about I send you off to get married? My best friend tells me

4. Accumulation bit by bit, every news about you | Giving up bit by bit, about my joy for you

5. In this spring day when flowers are blooming and the flowers are blooming, you two will always be friends. As the saying goes, a pair is born and a pair is born! I wish you two love and grow old together!

6. If you eat delicious food, it means you are diligent; if you wear famous brand clothes, your life is not bad; if you have sweet dreams, you sleep well. My friend, today is your birthday. I have received blessings. Friendship will always be there. I wish you happiness!

7. I believe that at the end of the road and on the other side of the dream, there must be different interpretations of happiness. regret. We put aside sadness, bring happiness and joyful imagination, and run towards the future hand in hand. We stand firm in our faith and pursue our dreams.

8. I weave the spring breeze into a warm blanket for you to wrap happiness. I weave the spring rain into a dreamy ribbon and give it to you, wrapping happiness around it. I send you spring full of blessings, so that the good things will stay! Funny text messages

9. Only those who can’t break up after quarreling and scolding are called besties.

10. Destined in the previous life, this life is destined. Dependence on each other, sisterly love is deep. Share happiness and complain to each other about worries. Good times, happiness and sweetness. Sisters’ Day is here, warm wishes. Thousands of rivers and mountains, deep love is everlasting. I wish you good luck and good luck every day.

11. A bestie means that when she can’t sleep, you don’t want to sleep either.

12. I have always envied my bestie for having the best bestie in the world

13. Friendship is like a candy that is unbearably sweet

14. Kiss your treasure of time, be moved by a smile, kiss your planning of time, have a goal to work towards, kiss your moment of time, send a greeting, dear bestie, happy birthday.

15. If you haven’t slept yet, quickly open the window. Have you seen it? Are there stars twinkling at you? Yes, hurry up and make a wish (there are shooting stars), because they are also blessing you. You! Happy birthday

16. Do you have one or two friends who you love even though you are not gay?

17. How lucky you are to have a few like-minded friends around you.

18. Once underwear is damaged, never wear it again and throw it away immediately.

19. When you meet someone, you will touch someone and scold them after just a few words. We can still look at each other and smile, this is what we call best friends!

20. He touched the heart of my best friend, and they got together. And I really wanted to step forward and give him two slaps.

21. Boys must not understand that good brothers and sisters of girls even have to go to the toilet together.

22. Everyone remembers those hands that you can have by hugging them. To have them, you must first know how to accept loss

23. Best friends are sitting together even if what I said in the preface is not You also understand the catchphrase, and you won’t feel embarrassed even if you don’t say anything.

24. Good gay friends, good besties, Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day.

25. In life, there are always a few excellent ones.

26. But when we are together, we won’t feel embarrassed even if we don’t speak. This kind of freedom can't even be given by lovers

27. Sisters are sisters for life. A best friend is bigger than the sky.

28. The person who can make me crazy must have an unusual connection with me

29. Good friends are like stars. You may not always be able to see them but you know They will always be there

30. We can treat each other when they are most vulnerable

31. People are not smart, and they still imitate others' baldness.

32. Girls’ friendship is cultivated on the way to the toilet together.

33. The reason why I fall in love with a city is because the memories and the people from the past live in it. people.

34. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you. She has a plump figure and fair and rosy skin, so everyone says that you are a perfect couple.

35. Don’t worry that you have no friends, they will appear when you have money.

36. A best friend is someone who stays with you waiting for the dawn in the darkest time.

37. In adolescence, we should not be too good or too bad.

38. I have written too many sad words, and now even the sisters don’t know how to describe them.

39. Are you happier after leaving? . .

40. Which girl doesn’t have a few best friends who whisper to her in her youth, and that man doesn’t have a few brothers who smoke, drink and fight in his youth.

41. Before going to the streets for a crazy snow fight during the holidays, take a hundred yuan from your wallet.

42. Let the rain and dew of spring, the rain of summer, the refreshingness of autumn and the passion of winter surround you. As your birthday approaches, I send you my deepest blessings, wishing you a happy birthday and warmth throughout the seasons.

43. A small greeting is my infinite concern for my friend; a gentle blessing is my sincere attachment to my friend; a long heart song is my expectation for my friend’s birthday. Hope; I wish my friend a happy birthday!

44. Strangers think I am very quiet. People who know me well think of me as cheerful. My best friend thinks I'm crazy.

45. May you two live together in peace and harmony, as the precious oil was poured out on Aaron’s head and flowed over his body; and as the dew of Hermon fell on Mount Zion; may you love and care for each other, Be considerate and understanding of each other, work together and move forward, and build a happy Christian home!

46. I am jealous of the momentum of your love.

47. Don’t move! The left side of your brain is full of water, and the right side of your brain is full of flour. If you don’t move, it’s all mud.

48. Come with me to see the sea and let the sea breeze blow away all our worries.

49. Don’t use the theory of relativity to test Einstein, just like don’t use charcoal barbecue.

50. Losing weight is for a more perfect life. If you are losing the joy of life because of losing weight, it is better to let it go.

51. I want to take a set of wedding photos together before we become married, a set of wedding photos that only belong to us - to my bestie

52 , Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years... Is this true?

53. You have experienced so many people, gathering and dispersing, dividing and reuniting, and there will be more in the future, but you must remember that the one left behind in the end will always be me, who is the most useless and helpless. When you are in trouble, someone who can understand you, talk to you patiently, and comfort you with true emotions.

54. I am not greedy. I just hope that my current friends will remain the same and we can still get together in the future.

55. It is very pleasant to have a best friend who understands you. .

56. We can appear when each other is most vulnerable

57. Don’t let those who are really good to you slowly disappear from your life - friendship is In need of management

58. When do you think a man is most charming? - When he is defecating! He will be so charming to you!

59. Good friends are like stars, don’t you? You must always be able to see them but you know they will always be there

60. Never buy clothes that are one size larger and do not give yourself room to gain weight.

61. You said that our sisterhood should be passed down from generation to generation like a family heirloom.

62. When you need help or want someone to talk to, come to me and I will help you!

63. Before going out, think about the shoes you want to wear based on the time and intensity of walking.

64. Which one do you think is more your style, love at first sight, love at three sights or lasting love? -- cold-blooded and ruthless, or a night of passion!

65. Can you let me You are always there when I am sad.

66. Come to me when you are lonely in the middle of the night, and I will talk to you!

67. Come to me when you are unhappy and want to drink, and I will accompany you to become drunk!

68. A certain woman wrote in her blog diary: On a certain day of a certain month, she came home drunk, reached out and touched her phone, and her chastity was there, go to sleep!

69. Friendship is a thing , Higher than the sky must be deeper than the sea

70. Whenever you know that your best friend has fallen in love with your boyfriend, will you say break up?

71. I have a best friend who confides in me and talks about everything. Occasionally I have grudges,

72. Because of you, I can get angry at you unscrupulously...just because I think you will never leave me

73. Dawn Happiness is beginning to appear beside you, the sun is shining brightly, the smile is setting in your heart, and joy is with you all day long. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday on this day that will last forever!

74. I would only wear matching clothes with you if we have the same hairstyle and clothes.

75. Feelings are lights, friendship is shadows. When the lights go out, you will find that you are surrounded by shadows. Brothers and sisters are the people who can give you strength in the end.

76. One out of every four people has a mental problem. Think of your three best friends. If they have no mental problem, then you are the one with the problem. To those around you

< p> 77. The sign of maturity is not that you can speak big principles, but that you begin to understand the little things around you

78. Since school started, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurt, and even my heart is no longer in pain. I won’t dance anymore

79. If he fucks you up, he’ll be blind and I’ll destroy him

80. No matter how awesome the future is, it can’t compare to what we used to do together

81. I will talk to you without any trouble. Although you often scold me for being sick, you will pay attention to me later, and I will be very happy, because I regard you as a sister.

82. A best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

83. I have always envied my bestie for having the best bestie in the world

84. Let the germs of your mood bask in the sun, evaporate melancholy, evaporate sorrow, and dry it. Troubles, let go and helplessness; fill up with health, restore happiness; cheerful mood, filled with happiness. On World Health Day, I wish you good physical and mental health and happiness!

85. Ding Dali, uncle, we are waiting for you to come back and let’s go crazy. [www.dgdxs.com]

86. Just leave what you don’t want to let go

87. I don’t allow people I care about to leave me for any reason or in any form*< /p>

88. Have you ever thought about getting married on the same day as your best friend?

89. The golden house is full of music and singing together with the colorful phoenix, and the bridal chamber is filled with candles and joyful dragons.

90. What I want is just one person who stands behind me when everyone betrays me and says to me: Don’t be afraid, you still have me~ This is the friendship I want~

91. I thought I had nothing, but you are still here. My dear best friends, thank you for your existence.

92. Now that you have met, never say goodbye.

93. You wipe away my tears, and I hold on for you to the end. We are the most compatible sisters.

94. When one day you find that your emotions cannot be expressed in words and would rather let yourself disappear gradually in the streets with gorgeous street lights in the middle of the night, this is loneliness

95. From being unfamiliar with each other at the beginning, we have become so close brothers and sisters. When we think back, we will smile.

96. What would you, a roadie without a boyfriend, do without me?

97. What I do is just keep smiling every day. I am not going to lose just because you say I will. Yes, smile is the only way for me to defeat you.

98. I will believe everything you say to me. Even if it is a joke, I will take it seriously. You can call me stupid, but I won’t mind, because I regard you as a sister. Well, it's because I consider you a sister.

99. I have always had a wish, to rent a house with my best friends, each work in separate classes during the day, and have fun together after get off work at night!