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Before Tomb-Sweeping Day this year, I went to Yishui area, and then went to Wujiagou village committee for a drink. When riding a motorcycle back, I ran into a roadside tree at the east end of Guanzhuang Village, Dalu. My head almost broke in half, my eyes were blinded and I died on the spot. Another person in the car was injured and stayed in the central hospital for more than a month before being discharged.
The armed minister of Gao Qiao Town is, and his wife is Pan. Everyone calls her Lao Pan. Lao Pan works in Gao Qiao Town Forestry Station, and ghosts are often attached to her at ordinary times. For more than 20 days after Yu's death, Lao Pan often wandered around the comprehensive management office, and the staff of the comprehensive management office was either in this accident or that illness. Everyone has always felt strange and uneasy, but no one knows where the problem lies.
One day more than 20 days after Chang Liang's death, Zhang Yongxin, the town's armed minister, led some staff of the comprehensive management office to xiaoguanzhuang Village. When he came home at night, Zhang Yongxin saw Laopan's abnormal behavior and suddenly changed his voice. He said in the voice of the deceased Yu, "I am Yu. I've been wandering around here these days and can't go home. Call Secretary Luo and Mayor Dou. "
Zhang Yongxin was furious, grabbed the soles of her shoes and slapped Laopan three times, thinking she was talking nonsense.
I only heard Yu's voice coming from Lao Pan's mouth, saying, "Fight, if you can't kill her, I'll torture her to death."
Too scared to fight, he went to the secretary Luo and the mayor Dou. Yu added that (the director of the comprehensive management office) didn't come. Zhang Yongxin said, "I'll call." Before Zhang finished, Lao Pan closed his eyes (because Yu's eyes were blinded), picked up his mobile phone, brushed it, pressed the number, and called. Everyone present at that time was surprised, because everyone knew that Lao Pan could not read and never used a mobile phone.
When he arrived, I saw Lao Pan (Yu) lying on the sofa with his eyes closed and said, "None of the people in the comprehensive management office have a good thing. The face is deformed, and the whole face is not photographed. After so many days, no one went to see my mother. " Wang Shaobo quickly apologized and said, "I'm nothing, it's all my fault. I'll go and see the old man in a few days. "
I pointed to the people present and said, "I want to tell you three things. First of all, you haven't done anything good in these years, but you have also cleaned up good people. If you don't repent, everything is over! Even I am finished! "
"The second thing is that there is a strange thing on the old Toona sinensis tree in the yard of the Education Commission, and all the officials in the town will have to suffer from it in the future." The next day, the town appointed Wang Shaobo to plan the Toona sinensis tree.
"Third, you have to send me home quickly, or I'll call my mother to bother you."
After a while, Secretary Luo went out and asked (Yu), "Where did Secretary Luo go?" Someone said, "I'll find a car." In fact, Luo Zeng secretly sent someone to Songjia Chahe Village to ask for exorcism. When he arrived, he hung a piece of paper on Lao Pan's body and dragged it. Yu sharply scolded, "Look at you like this. You have had consumption and cough for more than 50 years, which is not enough for me to fight. You can play if you want, drink if you want, watch if you want, or go, or I'll give you a hard time. " The man of God was frightened and left in despair.
At this time, the driver of the town Committee said to Qizhi, "Brother Yu, have you received the money I gave you?" The driver burned a bundle of paper where he was killed. (Yu) said: "Take it, take it, you gave me so much money, and now there is no place to put it. I also received the money given by Jeff. " (Sister Xu is Yu's colleague. She burned a sheet piling in the office. )
After quarreling for nearly a night, everyone in the room advised him to go home quickly and promised to send him back together. When the ambulance arrived at the hospital, Lao Pan was stiff all over, and everyone managed to lift him into the car. Lao Pan lies in the ambulance with his eyes closed. Secretary Luo, the mayor, the chairman of the trade union Wang, the director of the enterprise office and the hotel accompanied the ambulance to Shili Town, Yu's hometown. Everyone doesn't know the way. Lao Pan was lying in the car with his eyes closed, but he directed the driver to turn left and right until he reached the door of his house and said, "Stop the car, here we are." The bus full of people was both surprised and scared.
Yu's third uncle Yu (who works in Yishui Industrial and Commercial Bureau) came and said, "Uncle, I am two years old and have no wife." Someone present laughed. (Yu) said, "Forget it. People are laughing at us. Tomb-Sweeping Day didn't eat an egg." Let his uncle cook eggs to eat, so he hurried home and took three raw eggs. Before he arrived, he said, "How do you think my uncle eats raw eggs?" Secretary Luo said: "Cook, cook quickly!" After cooking, the three eggs stammered. Then he said to his uncle, "Don't disturb others in Gao Qiao. My father came on the first day and asked me to go. "
When the ambulance arrived at Yu's grave, Yu said, "Secretary Luo, I can't let you come for nothing, and I can't let you do it for nothing! The next light rain will send you. " Then it rained lightly for more than ten minutes. Everyone present was numb and dumbfounded. Say: "Go, go." I suddenly fell on my grave bag. After a while, Lao Pan Cai woke up and asked her, knowing nothing.
After this incident, everyone realized that during the days when Lao Pan went to the comprehensive management office, the staff of the comprehensive management office had either an accident or an illness, all of which were caused by Yu's ghost.
Yu Changliang attached to LaoPan this matter soon spread to come out. After more than two months, as soon as it was dark, no one dared to go out in the courtyard of Gao Qiao Town Committee. Armed Minister Zhang Yongxin said: "I am convinced."
Then, another thing happened in Gao Qiao town. The deputy director of the comprehensive management office is called Menzhenliang. His wife died of breast cancer at a young age. When she died, she suddenly woke up and told Menzhenliang, "Don't be a good person in the future, or you will be punished."
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