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What joke are you selling?
Xiao Li: Boss, how much are these pants?
Boss: 180 yuan, authentic Guangzhou, do you want it?
Xiaoli: Let me have a look first. ...
Boss: Don't look. Everything is good. I'll give you a discount 170 yuan.
Xiaoli: Is this also called a discount?
Boss: Hehe, ok, 140 yuan, it's ok this time.
Xiaoli: Ha ha ha ha!
Boss: What are you laughing at? Is it too expensive?
Xiaoli: No, it's more expensive than that. It just pumped my blood with a pump!
Boss: No exaggeration. If you are local, it is 120 yuan.
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