Who likes to sleep late? The complete list of super funny jokes is released.

1. I went to the cinema with a male ticket. As soon as I entered the venue, I saw the young couple in front holding a bunch of roses. I took my boyfriend: you see how romantic he is, and I want it, too. . . The male ticket looked at it and patted his forehead: I forgot this stubble. Say that finish, I turned my head and went out. A few minutes later, the male ticket handed me a bucket of popcorn: I'll sell you a bucket of popcorn in case you don't have enough to eat, and there's a big surprise. . . Say that finish took out a pack of twist from behind. . .

Both the male ticket and I are stubborn people, and no one will admit their mistakes when quarreling. Later, I saw a saying that couples quarreled and made up after dinner. It really worked, so I quarreled with him from time to time. After a long time, he knew he had admitted his mistake. . .

The doctor asked the intern to go to the pharmacy to get a bottle of 20% strength liquid medicine, which was not available in the pharmacy. So, the intern took two bottles of 10% and went back to work. The doctor said to him, young man, there is no 20-year-old girl. Can you make do with two 10-year-old girls?

4. Miss Huang: "Everything must be done in one go, so that people can appreciate it." Xiao Ming: "I see, I will never fart intermittently again."