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Sichuan dingdang
Sichuan dialect jingle 1 1, goblins and monsters, stir-fry with lard, stir-fry goblins first, then stir-fry monsters.
2, dumbfounding, yellow dog kennel urine, chicken gong, duck horn.
3, uncle fart smelly, listen to the bowl ring twist tail.
4. Report to the commander that he has no pants to wear and pulled three feet of cloth to make crotch pants.
Step on my foot. What do you mean? Take it to the hospital and paste it. What ointment? Toothpaste. What teeth? Bean sprouts. What beans? Peas? What peas? Taiwan Province province. What platform? Television station.
6, Wang, sell tea, Sanguanyin to eat tea. In the back garden, three horses and two boys are fighting each other. Grandma Wang scolded and scolded, and the aunt next door gossiped.
7. Zhang struck while the iron was hot, Li struck while the iron was hot, and sent a pair of scissors to my sister, who let me rest. I won't rest. I'm going home to beat barley, beat a liter, feed the ducklings, beat a reed, feed the ducklings, lay eggs and cook them in a pot.
Zhang strike while the iron is hot, Li strike while the iron is hot, give my sister a pair of scissors, and my sister will stay and rest, but I won't rest. I will rest under the bridge. There is a cauliflower snake under the bridge. Which one will make up for my missing ear? Zhang can't, but Li can't.
8. A team of chickens, a team of geese and a team of girls shovel gyroscopes. ...
9. It rained and thundered, and the bucket upstairs was knocked over. Xinjiang girl came back, riding a horse and holding an umbrella, followed by a hair pole.
10, push the mill, shake the mill, push Baba, eat Gaga, invite aunt, aunt doesn't come, take a sedan chair and lift it. If the sedan chair is broken, aunt will be smashed.
Push mill, Yang mill and push tofu to invite menstruation. My aunt doesn't eat the stinky tofu of her sister. Empty and tasteless, Zhu Hua is eight or two. She sold it to her sister to pull a flowered skirt.
1 1, Zhou skinned, loved to eat chicken, and came to steal chicken in the middle of the night. We are playing a game, grasping Zhou and skinning.
12, Li Chengwan, the villain, got on the plane and dropped a bomb, killing thousands of people.
13, old woman, tiptoe, the car came and couldn't run away, the train came and tripped over the river, and there was a ghost skull at the river head.
The old woman, with pointy feet, couldn't run away when the train came, and rolled down the river with pig's head bones at the head of the river.
14, pockmarked, participated in the anti-Japanese war; Japan surrendered, pockmarked praise; More praise, more pockmarked; Wowo from the circle, pockmarked by boat; The ship turned around and pockmarked rolled into the sea; There are too many crabs in the sea and they are pitted.
15, my nose ran down the river and I drowned (an) Wang Dapo.
16, once upon a time there was a landlord who refused to open his ass. Don't let him stop. He said he was a cadre.
17, guests upstairs and downstairs, listen to our teacher's negotiation: you should have toilet paper when you shit, don't tear my mat; If you want to pee, chamber pot, don't draw a map on the bed; If you want to fart, there are pots and pans, don't put stuffy smoke on the bed, say hello early and take you to Chengdu to slide.
18, the wax gourd on the roof rolls at both ends. You ask Lao Tzu to buy powder, but you don't wipe it. You ask Lao Tzu to buy tea, but you don't drink it. You ask Lao Tzu to buy a pot, but you don't cook it. You asked Lao Tzu to buy drums, but you didn't knock. You ask Lao Tzu to buy a knife instead of grinding it. You ask Lao Tzu to buy geese, but you don't feed them.
19, the sun went down, the sheep crossed the river, and the teacher came back and didn't leave school. He ate two or two meals, a little bigger, but he didn't eat enough and couldn't sleep. He got up in the middle of the night to steal steamed bread. The teacher saw it and gave me two skins. I will skip class tomorrow.
20. Crow wants to cross the river. In the past, he met Lao Luo, who had a knife on his back. In the past, he met Zhang Laoyao, Zhang Laoyao, what's your last name? My last name is Tang, which Tang, Ma Tang,,, Bridge, Ziguang Temple, Bao, Yuanbao, Ziyuan, Taoyuan, Xiantao and so on.
2 1, the moon is bare, sesame seeds burn incense on the ground, burning Sister Ma to death, which makes you angry.
22. My mother-in-law lit a lamp and burned her nose and eyes. Girl, don't cry, buy a doll to drum, drum, buy a lamp, the lamp leaks oil, buy a pillow, the pillow blooms and becomes a godmother. The godmother's small feet made her very angry.
23. Fat baby is chubby. Riding on Chengdu is fun. The fat baby rides a white horse, which jumps high. The fat baby plays with a knife, and the knife is round. The fat baby sat on the boat, the boat capsized and the fat baby fell into the sea.
24, you male, play the big drum, your female, rely on the big basket.
25, pea tip, jump off a cliff (Ai), my grandmother wanted to come when she was alive, send chickens to send geese, and she couldn't row after lunch.
26. If the moon goes, I will go too. I will give the moon a bamboo cage, two eggs in the bamboo cage, and give the doll porridge! Little boy Lang, riding a bike to school, the teacher said I was young and had an article in my stomach!
27. Moon Slope, Shuttle, Sister Ma, Steamed Bread, Steamed Bread Paste, Fried Green Pepper, Spicy Green Pepper, Fried Cucumber, Cucumber Bitter, Fried Tofu, Thin Tofu, Drill Horn, Bend Horn, Bend to the sky. ...
28, carrots, honey is sweet, I want to eat Gaga when I see the Chinese New Year, and my mother says I have no money.
29. Chengmen Chengmen Egg Cake, 36 feet tall, rode a white horse and a sedan chair, walked into the city gate and got a knife.
30, fight bugs, bite hands, fly to the head of grandma's garden, eat grandma's nest of vegetables, ... Oh, fly.
3 1, moonlight, bright light, mother-in-law washing clothes in the river, washing eldest brother, chasing Wenjiang.
32, the old woman of Zhang's family, wearing a lot of ears, went to eat wine next door. The old root cocked up and left, and the hole knew how to make a round. The old shell tarted a bag and stuck its ass.
33, hey hey, call and ask if Yaomei will marry? Marry me, get an education, and marry someone else.
34. I slapped the young lady. She said I was capable, and I said she was a big slacker.
35, tractor, every day, there is a Japanese sitting behind, the Japanese hook is big, and three benches can't sit.
36, the two of us are good, we should buy a watch in the world, you wear it, I wear it, you are an old lady.
37, thumb, two acres of land, the middle Wang Sanniang is playing tricks now.
38, crow's nest, board shuttle, father ploughing mother cooking pot, brother joining the army to fight Jiang Fei, sister school dancing yangko.
39. A pea is hemp and hemp. You say I don't buy hemp, and I buy hemp and you don't rub it. You said I didn't buy a pot, and you didn't wash it when I bought rice. You said I wouldn't buy a ladle, and you wouldn't scoop if I bought a ladle. You say I don't buy grass, I buy the manuscript and you don't burn it. You said I don't buy a knife, and I buy a knife and you don't sharpen it.
Zhang Laosan, let me ask you, where is your hometown?
4 1, Huang Huang Ma invited her parents-in-law to eat croak and ride a horse in a sedan chair.
42. In front of a team of wheat and a team of wheat, three teams of girls are ugly, four teams of boys are naked, five teams of peanuts, six teams of bean sprouts, seven teams of curved buns (hills) and nine teams of robbers.
Sichuan jingle 2 1. Say you are a melon, but in fact you are just a melon. Get up in the middle of the night to sweep the dam. Don't yell at another woman.
2, your grandmother, tiptoe, the car can't run away.
3, melon, flying a plane, rubbing, riding a motorcycle (driving Alto).
I slapped that lady, and she said I was capable. I moved this young lady to Scacca.
5, tell the news, open the cannon, the master eats wine, you eat urine, the master flies, you sit on the shovel.
6. Be a good boy and ride down the street at once. Be a good boy and come to grandma ...
7. When the sun comes out, I climb telephone poles, climb telephone poles and play with wires. The wire sent out high-voltage electricity and sent me to the palace of hell. I gave the Yan a cigarette and the Yan sent me to heaven. Year after year, I returned to this world.
8. A person's head, like the earth, has mountains, water and rivers; So-and-so's waist is like a kitchen knife, cutting meat, vegetables and peppers; So-and-so's ass is like bread, five cents, take whatever you want.
9, hello hello, you take a bath in the river, your hair is more than meat.
10, the cock crows, the duck crows, and everyone picks it up.
1 1, 12345, go up the mountain to shoot tigers, tigers will eat people, blacks will close doors and go door to door, and tigers will only hit their middle fingers and thumbs.
12, dogs go out on motorcycles and don't understand science.
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