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A 100-word essay describing the expressions of classmates
My cousin
I have a cousin who is innocent, cute, smart and lively. He has a pair of big, watery eyes, and the black eyes are in the sockets when he thinks about things. The bones in the bones turn straight. When my cousin smiles, he can reveal a pair of white and neat teeth, which is very interesting. I like him very much.
My cousin lives at grandma’s house. Once, he told his grandma that he liked little tabby cats. Grandma loves her cousin very much and listens to everything he says. He told me to keep an eye on my cousin and go to the street to buy a little cat. Grandma bought back a lively and beautiful little cat. My cousin jumped with joy when he saw the lively and cute little cat. He quickly ran to his grandmother, played with the cute little cat, stroked it gently, and sang beautiful little cat songs. At this time, the little cat scratched his cousin's pants with his claws. Grandpa saw it, picked up the little cat and threw it away. When my cousin saw it, he cried loudly and said, "Grandpa, you are evil. The little cat is not sensible. You have to educate it. How can you throw it away? I am not sensible. Are you going to throw me away too? Look at how much it is." How pitiful!" Everyone laughed after hearing this. Grandpa quickly picked up the little cat and said to his cousin: "Yes, the kitten is ignorant, my brother educates it!"
Another time, my cousin was playing in the house, but he didn't listen to grandma. He wanted to play with his bicycle, but he accidentally overturned the bicycle and his fingers were pinched. He quickly opened his fingers and burst into tears. At this time, grandma heard the crying and ran out of the room. Seeing this scene, she was angry and funny, so she ignored him. He stopped crying for a while and peeked through his fingers to see if grandma was paying attention to him. He found that grandma ignored him, walked to grandma and laughed.
My cousin is so funny and cute! I like him very much.
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