Funny things to say to friends

1. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

2. Others can go to Paris alone after a breakup, but after a breakup, I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs. I don’t dare to add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles that cost six yuan.

3. Others don’t know whether you are doing well or not, but when you gain weight, everyone will know.

4. There are two causes of princess disease: either she is ugly or she is poor. What about the beautiful and rich ones? Don't be ridiculous, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

5. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

6. You are so beautiful. First of all, you have to thank your parents. If they hadn’t given you a pair of skillful hands, would you have been able to make yourself so beautiful?

7. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful. I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

8. Girls who don’t work hard will have endless shopping at street stalls and endless shopping at the vegetable market. Girls who work hard, you don’t have time to visit street stalls, because you can only work overtime to order takeout and browse Taobao!

9. If you don’t confess your love, you will never know how ugly you are. If you don’t borrow money, you will never know how bad your character is!

10. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God can tell me that my wife is not an unreasonable person. Before each spanking, she would ask for my consent. If I said no, she would spank me until I agreed.

11. What is the idea of ????a foodie? If it tastes good, eat more. If it tastes bad, eat more.

12. What is love? The two of them were as ugly as monkeys, and they were worried about each other being snatched away, so they hugged each other tightly!

13. What is the generation gap? Just put on new clothes, walk around in front of my mother and say: Mom, do you have a good style? My mother took one look at me and said: Yes, it’s in the pot, take it yourself.

14. Although I was poor before, I was happy, but now it is different. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

15. I wanted to look back at the male god and smile, but I didn’t expect that the weather was too cold, so I laughed out loud.

16. On a whim that day, I used your photo as my computer desktop. Holy shit, I actually got a computer virus.

17. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer ten yuan to me and you will pay successfully.

18. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I won’t be shy about moving it when I go back. I will ask the boss when I go back. The boss said: "Maybe you bought this basin shamelessly."

19. After getting up today, I told my husband: I’m going to put on makeup! This idiot said: That’s not makeup, it’s a transformation into a real person!

20. I heard that people with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

21. What do you need a woman to do these days? When a man marries a man, he will have two houses and two cars.

22. If you want to buy a house in Beijing with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, you might as well set a small goal first, for example, live five hundred years first.

Twenty-three. I have been single for a long time. Even when I see two dumplings stuck together when cooking them, I have to use a shovel to separate them.

24. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number 4 times after graduation without telling anyone, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!