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What words are more interesting with food distributed by friends?

The words sent by the circle of friends are mainly written around food and the happiness of eating food.

1, drying grain is the love of ordinary life.

They don't know the happiness of eating food.

There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am very unhappy.

For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

6. Motto of eating goods: If you don't work hard today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

7. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

8. Last words of a foodie: Anything else, give me a sea fishing and two waiters.

9. There are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed.

10, I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

1 1, the idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

12, not for drying food, I really like the color matching of this tablecloth.

13, only food and love can not live up to it. If you don't have a lover, come and comment and bask in the food. Who is not a trivial matter?

14. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never know that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but".

15, I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

16, as long as you are alive, you will definitely meet delicious food.

17, people are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

18. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in your mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!