Funny verses about seasickness

1. Collection of Funny Poems

1. A man has forty-one flowers, but after I bloom, a hundred flowers will kill me!

2. In the middle of the night, ghosts knock on the door, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

3. When will the injustice be repaid? How much do we know about the past?

4. If you are poor, you will live alone; if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines.

5. Since ancient times, whoever has never died would be better off hanging on the southeastern branch.

6. I leave as gently as I came.

7. The three thousand beauties in the harem are not as good as Wang Lun’s gift to me.

8. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, but Wang Er next door didn't pick it.

9. I always hated the village girl who had no place to look for, so I turned to this place without realizing it.

10. The sun rises by the cave and the rain falls by the stream. The Taoist priest is ruthless and the bird is affectionate.

11. Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and hang them from the southeast branches.

12. When Guan Gong and Qin Qiong meet, why should they have known each other before? 13. A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall, and ten couples bow to each other nine times.

14. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back and found that man at the canteen at the door.

15. After searching for him for thousands of times, I suddenly looked back and saw that the man was sleeping in the street office.

16. The hero’s sword is not old, but the old lady’s charm is still there. 17. A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. It makes my brother happy and hurts his kidneys.

18. How much sorrow can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

19. The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and you can see the Beijing roast duck restaurant in the distance.

20. The dawn of spring is heard, and mosquito bites are everywhere.

21. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. If you don't show up late at night for an appointment, the hero will burst into tears.

22. The little lotus has just revealed its sharp corners, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.

23. If you are poor, you will be alone, but if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines. 24. For ten years, life and death were uncertain, and I walked around nightclubs looking for the Cowherd.

25. Under the bright moonlight in front of the bed, washing will make you healthier.

26. There will be times when there are strong winds and waves, so just hang up your sleeve and enter the deep valley.

27. How much sadness can you have? Drink Red Bull when you are sleepy and tired.

28. When I left home and my boss came back, An Neng could tell whether I was male or female.

29. Good rain knows the season, and your shoes will get wet when you walk.

30. I asked God to shake himself up, and God shook off one of his hands.

31. The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, I love Adi King all my life.

32. If you are caught by surprise, you will be killed.

33. Stallone went to Lu Tixia, Huayin County at night and punched Edison Chen.

34. Meng Jiangnu cried and poured down the Great Wall, while White Snake flooded Jinshan PowerWord.

35. The wedding night was full of flowers and candles, and I never forgot to tell you.

36. There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me more?

37. The sun sets and the heartbroken man is brushing his teeth.

38. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod will be ground into a needle.

39. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together.

40. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

The above is for viewing. 2. Funny verses

Inscription from a humble room It doesn’t matter if you get a high score, just pass. If you don’t work hard, you will be smart if you have money. In this exam, I am the only one who can’t do it. Tears stained the face, tears flowed into the mouth, there was no conversation or laughter, and there was no habit of going back and forth. Nanyang Video Game City, Xishu Game Hall, Confucius said: "Why don't you go?" He replied: "My parents don't know my heart." Book Like the sea, the questions are like the sea, where is the boat for studying? My back is wet with sweat, I am angry with tears, red crosses are all over the ground, greasy and greasy, my points are still the same, I am emaciated, only my bones are visible but my flesh is not visible, I feel guilty, who can I tell? He was tired and his face was haggard. Sleeping, sleeping, the spring scenery is beautiful, I am intoxicated, I am doing exam questions, am I not tired? The boy has no talent, and if I don't come up, I will hand in the blank paper and the duck eggs will roll down. As soon as the test paper appears, there is a red light, and you can debate it after you go home.

As soon as his clothes were taken off, the wounds appeared and he was beaten several times. This poem is not my intention, exams are no fun, writing poems is worse than playing games; I was excited to surf the Internet last night, I was so drunk that I didn’t know my way back, I got lost, I strayed into the depths of the garbage, I woke up countless flies, I vomited and vomited; I was transitioning into fantasy in class, I was so drunk that I didn’t know where I was going. , suddenly saw a black face, terrifying and terrifying, almost killed the teacher. There is no way to relieve your worries online, chatting can relieve them. Suddenly I saw a beautiful girl waving, I paused, closed other windows, and at the end of the conversation, it turned out to be an old man from the north! Gagging, vomiting.

Purple smoke rises from the incense burner in Rizhao, and Li Bai comes to roast duck. My mouth was watering for three thousand dollars, and I felt that I had no money in my pocket. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and the glass is well frosted. Wipe it when you are not in a hurry, otherwise it will get dirty.

A fat pig is so big and long that its body stretches across the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can land a plane, and the pig's body becomes an airport.

There are electric lights on the head and cockroaches on the ground.

Sprinkle dichlorvos and all the cockroaches will die.

The country is a blur, and there are dark holes in the well.

Yellow dogs have white bodies, while white dogs have swollen bodies.

I have never seen a poet in my life, but when I saw him, he was eight feet tall.

If a poet is not eight feet tall, how can he fart on a high wall?

Sanjiang is the most numerous article in the world, and hometown is the most article in Sanjiang.

My brother-in-law studied articles with me in my hometown.

(1)

Plant a pumpkin like the earth and place it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Throw it into the Pacific Ocean, and the earth will have one more continent.

(2)

A long ear of rice builds bridges on both sides of the Yellow River.

Ten cars go abreast, and the train does not sway when it comes.

(3)

A fat pig is big and long, and its body stretches across the Pacific Ocean.

A pig's back can land a plane, and its body becomes an airport.

(4)

The rice piles were round and pointed, and the members piled the rice into the sky.

I wiped my sweat away from the white clouds and smoked a cigarette close to the sun. 3. Funny sentences about Ai Er

Mom’s umbrella

“Mom, the umbrella is crooked!” “No.” “It’s just crooked!” “No. You girl. ! "As he said that, he tilted the umbrella towards me...

It was a rainy afternoon, and I was after school. Looking at the sky with lightning and thunder, I was filled with worry. I was so scared that I didn’t dare to leave the classroom. Seeing that it was getting dark, I was sitting in the empty classroom at a loss...

At this moment, a familiar voice came into my head. In the ear, ah, it’s mom! I'm a little confused: Isn't my mother sick? But my curiosity prompted me to walk out of the classroom and take a look: ah, it’s really my mother. She was looking around with an umbrella. She was in a hurry and couldn’t find me. She didn’t even bother to open the umbrella, and she was soaked all over. Seeing this, I quickly ran downstairs: "Mom, I'm here!" I yelled and ran to my mother. At this time, a smile appeared on my mother's tired face, "Go home quickly!" "Well! "I nodded vigorously.

On the way, I said: "Mom, aren't you sick? Why are you here?" "Mom, are you okay?" Faced with my questioning, my mother didn't answer. Talk, just hug me with a smile, and tilt the umbrella towards me again and again... 4. Humorous sentences about diarrhea

1. Did you hear a hundred elephants rushing towards me? sound?

2. A vague, specious feeling floating in your mind, abdomen, and thighs... makes your judgment of dangerous queues unreliable again and again! You can’t give up!

3. Don’t believe any fart easily when you have diarrhea.

4. Tomorrow I have to hand in my thesis and graduation project... At this time, I actually have diarrhea and feel uncomfortable. I feel like I am lying in bed, but there is still something left in the thesis, and I also want to change the film... I am dead. want.

5. Last night I had hot pot with my mom, and we ate spicy hotpot with three delicacies, but I still had diarrhea this morning. I don’t know if it’s because the spicy hotpot is too spicy, or because I just can’t eat spicy food at all. .

6. Brush your teeth three times a day to avoid diarrhea.

7. Even though you are suffering from internal heat and diarrhea after eating, you still can’t stop talking. This is your love for food and your passion for Chongqing.

8. I am really angry at these illegal medical practitioners. It was so early in the morning. I had diarrhea all night last night and I really wanted to take a rest.

9. After eating at the night market for three days, I finally got diarrhea.

10. I still have a lot of things to deal with, but I still have to do it after I have promised others. I am taking graduate courses, which is to improve myself. I woke up early in the morning and had diarrhea for some reason. I ran to buy medicine between classes. I slept in class, played on my phone and listened to music. I tried everything I had never done in class before. It was very tiring, but I felt energetic after thinking about so many wonderful things!

11. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the word 'sure enough'." Xiao Ming: "Eat the fruit first, then drink the soda..." Teacher: "No, No, you can't separate the words "fruit" and "ran"! "Xiao Ming: "Teacher, don't worry, I haven't finished the sentence yet. The whole sentence is - eat the fruit first, then drink the soda, and you will have diarrhea."

12. Lao Zhang had diarrhea today. After he finished, he found that there was no paper. He carefully selected the paper in the bucket next to him for a long time. He found one without a bag and used it decisively. It was wet.

13. Xiao Ming especially likes to eat snacks. Once, he ate a lot of stinky tofu and had diarrhea. The doctor prescribed him some anti-diarrheal medicine. However, just two days later, Xiao Ming ate a lot of stinky tofu and started to have diarrhea again. So he found the doctor again and asked him: What should I do if I keep having diarrhea? At this time, the doctor said helplessly to Xiao Ming: I suggest you go and see if there is any problem with your nose before treating diarrhea. Why can't you smell the smell?

14. Zhang San and Li Si are both doormen.

At noon, Zhang San came on duty and replaced Li Si for dinner.

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15. The saddest thing in the world is: when you have diarrhea, the bathroom at home is blocked. Don't tell me, I don't know what evil you did.