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My colleague teased me and another male colleague.

My colleague teased me and another male colleague.

My colleague teased me and another male colleague. I believe many people have been teased in their lives, especially in the workplace. Many people like to coax a boy and a girl. What if my colleague molests me and another male colleague?

My colleague teased me and another male colleague. 1. This is a double-reed routine in the workplace, echoing each other! It's good to make such a joke once, but it's tacky to keep it going, and it's more obvious that the people who make such jokes are ambitious, lack respect for people and don't know how to respect girls.

Reply 1:

"He is really handsome in your eyes, and he is also the kind of handsome that many girls like. But my boyfriend is also very handsome, which is the kind of handsome I especially like! "

Reply 2:

"He is so handsome, there are so many girls around you, please introduce him to one!"

Reply 3:

"Ha ha! He is so handsome in your eyes. If you are a woman, maybe you will become one! "

Reply 4:

"When I first came, I found a lot of handsome guys and beautiful women in the company. You always tell me these things, and you don't take them seriously. Why don't I talk to them and see if they are sincere? "

Five hints that male colleagues have a crush on you.

First, he looks at you in a different way.

A woman, if your male colleague has a crush on you, then he will look at you differently; The way he looks at you must be emotional; He must look at you in a different way;

In his eyes, you can see meekness, sympathy and care; You will feel his eyes and feel annoyed; This is because in his heart, there is your existence, a truest understanding and a truest expression; A person who doesn't like and love you can't keep staring at you.

Second, assist you in your work irregularly.

It is normal for men to help women at work; But if it is a male colleague, he always helps you without asking for anything in return; As long as he sees that you have something to do, he will come to your side and deal with your troubles for you, and he is so happy that he cares nothing;

Then it can be said with certainty that in the hearts of your male colleagues, you must exist; So helping you, that's what he wants to do most in his heart, caring for you and loving you, that's what he always wants; He will feel very happy and willing to help you.

Third, I will always praise you and praise you.

When you are a male colleague, as long as you come to your side, you will praise your beauty and your every advantage; And your performance at work, he will praise; Then it can be said with certainty that in the hearts of your male colleagues, you exist;

In the eyes of your male colleagues, you are everything; He praises you, praises you, that is the happiest thing in his heart, the happiest thing; You are the most important person in his heart; In his world, you are the only one, and you are all; So looking at you, I feel particularly comfortable.

Fourth, I am particularly interested in your private affairs.

If your male colleagues are particularly interested in your private affairs; I will not only take the initiative to inquire, but also ask you directly, do you have a boyfriend and who you live with; A woman, if your male colleague is so interested in you, it goes without saying that he must have you in his heart and fall in love with your behavior;

A person who doesn't have you in his heart or loves you will never be so interested in you; Because the person who doesn't love you, you are nothing in his heart, and he doesn't need to pry into your affairs and your situation.

Don't drink for you while eating.

Colleagues have dinner together, which is often done; And a woman, if you are eating, colleagues advise you to drink, and he will stop you from drinking and help you drink; Then it can be said for sure that you exist in his heart;

In doing so, he cares about you and asks you to drink less and drink less; In his heart, you are a treasure, so he doesn't want you to hurt your health because of drinking; This is what a person who has you in his heart and really loves you will do; And a boy who doesn't have you in his heart may drink with others.

Colleagues make fun of me and another male colleague, and two male colleagues have a good impression on you.

First, I dare not face women and often glance at them gently.

Man is a strange animal. When talking to the woman he despises, he behaves naturally and generously, like a brother. When talking to the woman he likes, he acts a little embarrassed. It's not that active women lack courage, but that they are unconsciously shy. By the way, there is another complication, that is, speaking hesitatingly. He doesn't stutter, but he doesn't know how to express it to be embarrassed.

Second, do everything possible to create opportunities to interact with you.

If a male colleague has a good impression on you, then he will definitely take follow-up actions. He won't wait for an opportunity to come, but will take the initiative to find an opportunity to chat with you or be together. Observe whether he often chats with you at lunch, lunch break or company party.

If you are in the same working group, he will always look at you and care about your reaction to his jokes and how much you care about what he says. If he has a crush on you or likes you, you will find that you will meet him anywhere, such as the coffee shop, restaurant or gym you often go to. Don't be surprised at your fate. He just carefully observes or investigates your living habits and adjusts his time, just to create more opportunities to meet you.

Third, call women often.

Excuses are a bridge of communication. It's hard to talk without excuses. After a man has a crush on a woman, he will want to talk to her more. However, I don't know what to say when I pick up the phone, but I just don't know what excuse to use.

However, the desire to speak is urging. So, he had to make up some irrelevant excuses. For example, did you eat today, what do you think of the weather, what are you busy with, and so on. He doesn't care about the content of the excuse. He just wants to talk to women and listen to their voices.

Fourth, whether to take the initiative to help you at work.

A male colleague likes your performance in many ways, but this aspect is very obvious. Generally speaking, the relationship between colleagues is basically a dispute of interests. Whether male or female, as long as they are in one unit, they may become competitors. I helped you today, and tomorrow you may get a promotion and a raise because of your excellent work. What about myself? You may not get any "benefits", but it's hard to say that you will use it many times.

My colleague teased me and another male colleague. Many people set me up with another male colleague. What should I do?

First, it shows that this male colleague is excellent.

In life, at work, there will be many excellent people, there will be many excellent people; You can see it from this person's attitude and way of life; So generally speaking, a good man will always get the attention of many people;

At work, people who have bad conduct and can't be human can't be appreciated by others; So a good man, as long as there is a good place, others will definitely think of him; And if he is still an unmarried person, then many people will match him and find him a partner.

As a woman, many people set you up with another male colleague, which shows that this male colleague is excellent; If he is a bad person, a very bad person, a person who can't be a man, then they can't introduce him, let alone push you into the fire pit;

Because when you think this man is bad, you will definitely blame them; So it must be this guy. He is a very active person. Moreover, in dealing with people, he is a particularly excellent person; So these people want to fix you up.

Second, it shows that you are a good match for this male colleague.

In everyone's heart, I want to find a suitable person; Because such two people together, will be happy, happy, happy; If the conditions of two people are too different, then it is impossible to be happy together; If two people are together and anywhere is out of place, then it is impossible to be happy together;

But sometimes, maybe in my heart, I don't like a person; But in the eyes of others, you will feel that you are particularly suitable for this person; In terms of appearance and personality, they are both made for each other.

A woman, many people set you up with another male colleague, which shows that you are a good match with this male colleague; Your appearance, your thoughts and your personality are all in tune, so those talents will bring you together;

Of course, maybe you didn't feel it at all, and you didn't feel it either; But to be sure, this male colleague is indeed a person who is more suitable for you; So your other colleagues will continue to help you connect; I also hope you both have a good home and a good future.

Third, matchmaking by others is not evil but good.

In the vast sea of people, many people often meet other people, sometimes they have thoughts and feelings in their hearts, and always feel that the collocation of others is a good thing; But sometimes, when you look down on another person, you can't find the feeling; Then in my heart, I will be particularly unhappy; I always feel that people who cultivate themselves are just malicious and always push themselves into the fire pit; But in life, one person brings two others together, usually out of kindness.

Many people set you up with another male colleague, maybe in your heart, you are not very happy; But you must understand them. They won't hurt you. They really hope that you can find a suitable person and find your life partner.

They just don't understand what kind of requirements and standards you have in mind; If they know your situation and everything about you in their hearts, then they may not go to matchmaking; So don't think they are hurting you, and don't think there is anything wrong; Let nature take its course if you like. Say no if you don't like it.

Many people set me up with another male colleague; First of all, this male colleague is excellent; If this male colleague is a very bad person, a person who can't be a man, then these people can't push you into the fire pit.

Secondly, it shows that you and this male colleague are a good match; In the eyes of others, you are a perfect couple, that is, a perfect couple, so we will fix you up. Finally, matchmaking by others is not evil but good; So don't worry. You can go in if you like. If you don't like it, you can leave. It doesn't affect your work and other things.