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Script lines of the essay "Debate on Five Elements"

Script lines of the essay "Debate on Five Elements"

Jin Mu's fire, water and earth are five elements. What are some interesting stories about the debate of the five elements? Here are the lines of the sketch script "The Debate of Five Elements", welcome to enjoy.

Sketch script "Five Elements Debate" script lines A: Dear teachers and colleagues.

H: hello!

A: Hey, have you found that among the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, gold characters have the most contact with our daily life.

Epb: Well, that's not right.

A: In contemporary life, we will come into contact with many metals. Is this gold? Can't we live without it in language? Kim. Words. For example, being the first, resplendent and magnificent, golden cicada shedding its shell, golden horse shining, resplendent and magnificent, golden rule, golden mouth and jade words, sincerity, golden stone opening, prodigal son returning to gold? Isn't this all gold?

EPDM:No..

B: Let's just say there are many things in our life. There are thousands of plants in nature. It's all made of wood. Look at the words, what puppet shows, mummies, woody water sources, woody plants, what is done is done, etc. are all wood, so there are many trees.

C: Well, there is actually the most water. Water breeds life, and our life cannot be separated from water at all. What's more, water waves are stagnant, water comes naturally, water drops wear through, crystal glass, water has a way to cover up, land and water are clear, fire and water are ruthless.

Wait, wait, wait. What was the last thing you said?

C: fire and water are ruthless.

Listen, fire and water, the most important thing in our life is fire. We use fire to cook and generate electricity in our lives. The word "fire" includes purgatory, Taoist priest, flying fire, adding oil to the fire, burning eyebrows, burning golden eyes, taking chestnuts from the fire and so on. Therefore, fire is the most relevant to our lives!

E: Ladies and gentlemen, please note that there is soil in the lid of the water. We live on the land, and of course we have the greatest connection with the soil! Words like collapse, local tyrants and evil gentry, rustic, native, rustic, half-buried, cattle and horses, eating soil and not forgetting to dig wells

C: Forget it, it's a draft! So water has the closest relationship with us.

(a, b, c, d and e compete for gold? Contact us)

A: How about this? I'll tell you a short story, and then we'll tell it. Every sentence should be accompanied by five elements that we support, okay?

April: OK!

A: then I'll go first! It is said that Qin Shihuang, wearing a golden dragon robe and holding a golden lamp, came to the Golden Hall and spoke to the main hall.

C: He took a sip of water first.

A, B, D, E: Hey, why does he drink water?

He is thirsty, so he drinks water. He said to the ministers, ah! This Dayu is very good at controlling water!

A, B, D, E: Hey, is this ridiculous? Dayu, that's not from which dynasty!

Really? Ah, he added, Dayu is not from our dynasty.

A, B, D and E: Hey, there's no water here!

C: I'm not finished. This Qin Shihuang, as soon as he opens his mouth, spits out his ministers. (spray ding)

Hello! You spit in my face! Ministers got angry when they saw you spraying me.

A, B, C, E: Hey, this fire!

D: Well, the biggest anger is the thunderbolt fire Qin Ming.

E: Hey, Qin Ming in a thunderstorm doesn't belong to any dynasty. Everyone knows that he is Xu Shui, a figure in China's ancient Four Great Classical Novels!

A, B and D: Xu Shui?

B: Forget it, that's Water Margin! Water Margin.

D: Yes, Water Margin, Water Margin. I know! Mr. Lu Xun's masterpiece is really too hot.

Oh, come on, The Water Margin was not written by Lu Xun at all.

April: Yes!

Who wrote it?

A: It's Cao Xueqin!

E, p and e: hi!

D: yes! It's Cao Xueqin. It's really hard for Cao Xueqin to be a lesbian.

A, B, C, E: Hey, where have you been? There is no fire here!

Ding: Cao Xueqin gets angry when he can't write it. Cao Xueqin's life is hard. Before he gave birth to the baby, his parents lived in peace!

E: That's called being buried!

A, B and C: Hey, does that make sense?

A: Cao Xueqin buried his parents before his death, so where did Cao Xueqin come from?

Ah, yes! Where did Cao Xueqin come from?

A: I'm asking you!

D: I'm not exaggerating, which proves that Cao Xueqin was very bitter when he was young!

That must be realistic!

Ding: Hey, Cao Xueqin was raised by his relatives from scratch.

A, B and D: Hey.

B: Come on, it's an insult to a great writer! This Cao Xueqin, his real name is Mu!

A, P, D, E: Forget it.

A: Cao Xueqin, he has never been surnamed Mu.

Bing Dingwu: Huh?

His real name is Kim!

April: (to A) Bah?

Why bother me? What is this?

Are you still Cao Xueqin or Jin? Let me tell you, Cao Xueqin is my most familiar. He went to my house to buy wood.

A: Forget it, Cao Xueqin doesn't have you!

Ah, yes, that's the wood my grandfather sold him.

A, C, D and E: Is that all right?

E: You are far-fetched!

A: What did Cao Xueqin give your grandfather?

B: I gave such a big piece of gold!

A: Huh? (smug)

Oh, wait for me here!

E: How many people are there in your party? Forget it. Speaking of this Cao Xueqin, he is a local tyrant and evil gentry who is rooted in black land and born and bred!

A, B and D: Hey, how can I talk? What is this?

E: It has something to do with the soil!

A, B and D: Don't talk nonsense!

E: In Cao Xueqin's famous Water Margin, there is such a wonderful saying that Cao Cao is walking on the avenue.

A, B, C, D: There is no soil here!

He took the dirt road! Cao Cao was walking along the avenue when he saw Ximen Qing head-on.

Did you see a ghost?

E: At this time, Cao Cao was very angry?

D: what? What?

E: hairy soil!

A, B and D: Hi!

C: What a pity!

E: As soon as Cao Cao saw Ximen Qing, he aimed his weapon at Ximen Qing?

What weapon is he carrying?

E: soil cannon!

This Cao is great!

E: This Cao Cao has been yelling at Ximen Qing all his life?

A, B, C, D: There is no soil here!

E: He roared: (in a low voice) You smelly rascal, are you bad, are you bad?

A, B, C and D: Very rustic!

Oh, come on, you are not as good as me. I think no one can live without five elements!

A: Yes, just like several of our colleagues can't live without each other!

Just like our family, we can't live without each other!

C: Just like friends who are happy together, they will always be friends!

E: Yes! Just like China people, we will always be strong and proud to go on!

Ok, let's end our performance with one sentence.

B: Me first! Speaking of wood, pine, bamboo and plum, three old and cold friends are like you and me!

C: When it comes to water, it means lakes and rivers. Have friends everywhere!

E: soil, look at comrades (pointing to Ding), clothes soil, language soil, looks soil, soil!

D: Fire, fire, fire, I wish you all, life fire, work fire, all fire, and it will be even hotter after the fire!

A: OK, let's wish everyone a wonderful life.

Life is like a towering tree.

C: Love is tender as water.

D: My career is in full swing.

E: Everything is rustic!

A, B and D: Ah.

E: Ah, rustic.

A, B and D: Hi!

E: half buried!

A, B and D: Huh? Fuck you!

E: Anyway, I wish you all the best.

A, B, C, D and E: All the best!

(Bowing)

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