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What is the underworld like?

What is the underworld like? Are there any sun, moon and stars? Are there any mountains and rivers? Is it as big as a tall building?

Xiamen? Is there a hospital hotel? How do ghosts in the underworld dress up? What do ghosts in the underworld eat and drink? Clothes sent by the deceased

Can paper money really be received? Is there love between men and women in the underworld? What is the order of life in the underworld?

I believe everyone must be very curious. As a psychic, I will tell people who pass through Yin today.

Watchers hope to benefit, be bodhi, die in the western paradise, and get rid of the pain of reincarnation forever!

Mortals can't get rid of the pain of reincarnation, the pain of birth and death, and the pain of love and hate, so you can read this article.

The article, also calculate have a preparation in advance! So as not to be in a hurry on the day of arrival.

In fact, the underworld has its own order, the same management system and its own.

Vacation. Not all ghosts in the underworld are dressed in ancient costumes, but most of them are dressed when they die in the underworld. but

Ghosts in the underworld have their own uniforms. The underworld has its own words. Generally speaking, let's do ordinary work.

People can't understand it, just like an idiom, full of nonsense, people have words, and ghosts naturally have stories. The world of hell

The most striking feature is that there is no sunshine, no vitality, foggy and lifeless.

The first stop in the underworld, the earth temple. The dead who have just passed away are called living souls. After the four bodies are decomposed, someone!

The carrier of life information energy leaves the body after about 12 hours, which is what we say.

Speaking of the soul, the soul will be very painful in the process of leaving the body, so the family had better not move his body to reduce it.

Relieve his pain. There are earth temples in every place, some of which are invisible to our human bodies, but they are.

The real thing gives me the same feeling as the yamen I saw on TV, with antique decoration and a middle room.

There is a brown-red desk with a local household registration book on it, which records the local mountains and rivers, population, livestock and personnel.

Wait a minute. As the saying goes, it is necessary for one side to support one person with water and soil, and for one side to protect one person with land. It is necessary for a soul to live and die.

Pass by the local land temple. Although the land is in a low position, it is a well-known god, and everyone is afraid to rush.

Bump. It is also an important messenger to communicate with gods from all walks of life in the world, from the transmission of epigrams to the worship of money.

Burning is inseparable from the help of the land father. When someone comes to the end of his life, the Yin soldiers will hold heady cards and tickets.

When the deceased goes to the land temple for customs clearance, the land official should open the local "household registration book" for verification. The deceased belongs to the local people.

Family members, really dead, one by one to verify that there is no religious belief, and then cover the local land on the ticket.

Seal, through the underworld. There are two access points on both sides of the land father's case. One is to go directly to the western paradise.

One of the main roads in the world is the road to the underworld. One entrance is bright and the other is dark.

Than. Yin soldiers crush ghosts into evil wind and embark on the road of death.

The second stop of the underworld, Huang Quan Road. It is often said that the road to the dead is not easy, and there is no difference between the old and the young. Indeed, this

Sample. Looking up at the dead end, you can't see the sun, the moon and the stars, looking down, you can't see the dust, looking forward, you can't see it.

Go to yangguan road, look back, and see no relatives or friends. Some people will ask, the paper burned by the family of the deceased for the deceased.

Cattle, paper horses, paper carts, why not use these tools on the road? I don't know if the soul of the deceased can't

This is called a ghost. Only when you enter the capital can you be called a real ghost. Disciples in formal tangkou will understand better.

Well, sometimes buying a life to rob the soul is to rob the soul on this dead road, because we haven't entered Du Feng yet.

City, everything has changed. In today's words, Huang Quan Road can be regarded as an accident-prone area. Now I think

The first time I wanted to die, I was still so nervous and sour, thinking of my dead relatives dying.

My mood, as a descendant, can't be filial to see me off, and my eyes are full of tears. The road on the grave is bumpy, and every road

Some people cry and refuse to go, some are full of sweet words to please the Yin soldiers, and some are straight and stunned ... ..

People have the strongest sense of survival, but how many people can come back to life on this dead road? No matter how sad the soul is

Begging, no matter how hard you try to escape, can't earn this chain of death in the hands of the yin soldiers, and go home all the way. Let the spirit

No matter how tired the soul is, the ghost will not let you rest and delay your trip. You must get out of this dead end as soon as possible, just kidding.

In other words, there is no inn on the road to death, and no matter how much money there is on the road to death, it will be in vain to reach the destination.

All in one place, the underworld-the capital of Yunnan.

The third stop in the underworld, Wangxiangtai. Out of Huangni Road, I went to Wangxiangtai. As the old saying goes, once you get to Wangxiangtai, you will be far away.

I hope my hometown can't come back. There is a stone platform high, which gives off a burst of shade. Sitting on the road, you can look back at it and read.

Write three words in songkhla. At the homecoming station, there is almost no possibility of resurrection. Body of a dead body

It's almost time for gold to be buried in the cupboard. This homesickness station is Guanyin in Nanwu.

Bodhisattva sympathizes with all sentient beings who don't want to die, misses the true feelings of their loved ones at home and makes a wish. Let the dead soul stand

Take a last look at your hometown and relatives on the homesickness platform. Standing on the homesick platform, you can see Shi Yang.

Go home, see friends and relatives, and see their bodies lying there. Never experienced where you would go.

Some people don't understand this heartbreaking pain, so I advise you to be more tolerant and be kind to your family and friends. Don't wait.

By the time you regret it, it will be too late. I don't know how many sad and regretful people are carried on this homesick platform.

Tears! 、

The fourth stop in the underworld, Evil Dog Ridge. All the way down from Wangxiangtai, I suddenly heard a dog barking, which

People who are getting older and listening more and more are creepy. A knowledgeable friend should know that dogs and chickens are the gap between the dead and the dead.

Through two very important media, dogs can see the soul of the underworld crying, and ghosts must avoid the golden rooster at dawn.

Keep the sun shining. At the same time, careful observation of friends can see that an old dog with teeth will never sleep on a hot kang.

A golden rooster never sleeps on his stomach. All living things have their own rules and regulations. See only one.

Groups of vicious dogs, fierce eyes, full of Kouga, hard as fur steel wire, biting the souls of all walks of life, no

Tear off your legs and feet and you won't let go. No matter how hard the souls of all walks of life try, they can't escape the iron mouth of the evil dog, Kouga, and some others.

The leg was bitten off, some feet were torn off, some became an arm, and some became a broken hand. I wonder if people have changed from the soul.

It's not that easy to become a ghost. You have to go through these three disasters in Jiu Nan. Being a man is not easy, and being a ghost is not easy.

It's simple. I was thinking about this in my heart, and a group of vicious dogs also bit me crazy on the cloud to see this scene.

I understand that the dry food and dog sticks earned when the gold in the world enters the cabinet are just to cross the evil dog ridge.

I'm ready. However, natural dogs and people who love dogs have crossed this evil dog ridge and walked all the way forward; When you were born, you were a dog.

Dog-eaters are afraid to cross this evil dog ridge. I'm afraid the butcher who killed dogs in Shi Yang Sanjian will try it here.

This is the pain of being slaughtered and divided. Third, I want to remind you that when you die at home, you must not.

Forget this dog food! I'm kidding, not to mention whether there is rabies vaccine in the underworld. No dog food is a ghost.

It is not easy! Evil dog ridge is full of broken limbs and arms, and it is bloody. There are only a few people who can lead a vicious dog ridge.

Not much.

The fifth stop in the underworld, Jinji Mountain. Jinji Peak, two ridges, will climb up bit by bit.

Go, figuratively speaking, for example, climb from the back of a chicken to the comb of a chicken. Only by crossing this Jinji Mountain can you reach the capital. this

Evil Dog Ridge and Jinji Mountain are two passes that all souls must pass. Only after passing these two passes can they be qualified to serve.

Ghosts. As soon as I entered Jinji Mountain, a group of cocks came at me, and the mouths of iron mouths and vultures were even worse.

What's more, every move you make will blind the eyes of your soul and incite your wings to keep your eyes open, which is sharp.

Your claws are more like soul-catching hooks in the hands of the big black Lord. One paw can make you alive and well, go deep into your internal organs, and

It's not over until you take out your heart. You can think about what it's like to kill a chicken in the world. at present

Now that the soul has occupied the flock, I think I can fully understand the feeling of being killed this time.

Yes Only then did I think of the world. When I died, in order to cross Jinji Mountain, the disc on the body's chest was full of food.

Get ready. It can be seen that the rules left by our ancestors are all internal statements. On the other hand, I prefer to believe it.

Believe it or not, who wants their dead relatives and friends to let the chicken know?

The sixth stop in the underworld, Wild Ghost Village. Moving on, suddenly there was a sea of people and colorful flags fluttering, as if there were going to be some gathering.

Yes, there are yangko and dragon and lion dances, which are very lively. Arrived at the sixth stop of the underworld, Ye Gui Village. In fact, the surface

All those lively scenes in the world are illusory, and all the souls with incomplete limbs have crossed the evil dog ridge and Jinji Mountain.

The result is not true. I can't move forward because my limbs are incomplete, so I can only stay here and wait for those who are carried away by excitement.

When the spirit body arrives, take the opportunity to find a new limb and replace it with your own body, so that you can continue to go to the underworld. pay attention to

Some confused and sound souls can't get rid of these claws, wailing in pain, bloody and heartbreaking.

Heart crack lung. At this time, I saw that there are some healthy souls in the lower world who can pass safely. I don't know why, just ask Tong.

Son, the boy replied, it was all the family in Shi Yang who burned three pounds and six pieces of paper money and bought this road in front of the dead ghost, and the sound ghost took this.

Only by buying tolls can we pass the customs smoothly. Say it out, and you will know why money makes the mare go.

The seventh stop in the underworld, the ecstasy hall. Go ahead, there is a gazebo in front, and there is a deep well in the gazebo.

Out of the rolling spring water, this is the seventh stop in the underworld, the ecstasy hall. After this, we arrive at the capital of the underworld. earth

Remember, when you go to the underworld, you must not mind your own business, look around, chat up casually, eat and drink casually, or you will become immortal.

The body is damaged and it is difficult to return to Yang. The next pavilion is ecstasy temple, and the spring water is ecstasy water. A few days later,

A soul of the pass must drink this charming water when it comes here, so that it can tell the truth and report to the dead truthfully.

All kinds of crimes, waiting for the interrogation of the Ten Halls of Hell. At the same time, even the next fairy can hardly be returned after drinking the intoxicating water.

The soul is dead. Only peace of mind becomes a ghost, waiting to be released. See the soul of the past here, in my heart.

Resentment has already been halved, and one by one, they lined up in an orderly way to drink water and went to Beijing. Wake me up in one word, dream man,

If this spring can also be found in the dead silence of the late French era, it will not be peaceful and prosperous, and the country and the people will be safe. Go all the way to the evil wind and clouds, and finally

I saw a gate in front, with a couplet on it. The first couplet: people and ghosts, people and ghosts are different roads; under

A connection: yin and yang and yin and yang are separated forever; There is no horizontal approval of a black plaque, with three gold-painted characters of the capital hanging.

in the middle of the inner city

The eighth stop of the underworld, the capital of Yunnan. Out of the ecstasy hall, I really entered the eighth stop of the underworld, the underworld.

Yong capital. The gate of the capital gives me the feeling that it is an extremely solemn administrative unit and needs to be expected. exactly

Yao's lofty position is awe-inspiring. Look up at the stars, the sun, the moon and the land. It's really no good.

Dust. Entering Yongdu City, there are two gates, and two lanterns are hung high between the second gate and the first gate.

Floating, but still. One is extremely bright and the other is extremely dark. The dark light shone into the second jade carving.

Doors. As soon as I entered the second door, I saw 10 doors arranged side by side, and arranged one hall of Hades to ten halls at a time.

The gates of each temple are guarded by Yin soldiers. Yin soldiers are not completely dressed in ancient costumes, but their uniforms are

Old style. Yin soldiers are also reincarnation and replacement in the underworld. Many dead people in modern times can tolerate it.

As a ghost warrior. Every door of the temple is guarded by Yin soldiers. Some carefully check the votes in their hands, while others are.

Check the height of the soul's head. Each item is actually an orderly work, no less than the personnel administration department.

Door, to make matters worse, the ghost difference here is law enforcement, loud and clear, loud and clear. Arrived here

Ghosts, knowing that they are dead, are much calmer, waiting in line for the trial of the temple king.

Ninth stop in the underworld, eighteen layers of hell. People who believe in Buddhism, study Buddhism and worship Buddhism all know the eighteen floors mentioned in Buddhist scriptures.

Prison, the eighteen layers of hell I saw in the shade of trees, are exactly the same as those described in Buddhist scriptures. The only difference is that every hell

The punishment is more severe and real than described, and the painful feeling and tragic scene can only be seen with your own eyes.

Only those who arrive can feel it. Eighteen layers of hell is a separate gate, not in the arrangement of ten halls of hell.

Set a separate place for yourself in the middle. But the ten halls of hell and the eighteen halls of hell are connected. All souls come from one

The temple began to ask questions in court, and the instruments of torture mentioned in Buddhist scriptures, such as the mirror of the world, the red iron column and the grinding table, were all real.

Yes, the Yin soldiers in charge of these instruments of torture are really blue-faced and fangs, and they are scared to death before they reach the instruments of torture. General spirit

After the soul has passed the examination of the First Temple, the time between Yang should also be the time of the seventh deceased. A temple at this time

Yan Xihui issued a new batch of tickets and sent them to Yin's soldiers. All souls will continue to exist as ghosts with the seven souls locked by the immortal.

The first time, I made a mistake and visited my relatives and friends. If a ghost refuses to return to the underworld, then

Binding the fairy lock will start to detain the soul's head and exert the method of destroying the soul, so that the soul who refuses to return to the underworld can't even do ghosts.

Not even qualified. After the first seven days, he returned to the underworld and continued to wait for interrogation. One temple at a time, one temple at a time,

Those who have been wronged must be cleared, and those who pay bribes and give gifts for evil must be severely punished. All the halls are high.

Hanging, making decisions for the people, where the wicked and the good will get their due punishment. At the same time, people often say that the city of death, ghosts.

Cities and so on are all cities in eighteen layers of hell. As long as there are people who commit this crime, no one can escape.

Here I mainly introduce a hell punishment, blood pool. Because evil will be punished in this bloody hell.

Newspapers are really more and more closely related to the last French era. Friends who know Yin-Yang and Five Elements Daoism, or

Even friends who have seen the Gregorian calendar can find that in this part of choosing a day, they will see an auspicious day for bathing. In ancient times, bathing was the same.

There are time rules, even for haircuts, laundry, and going out to the toilet. This blood pool hell

I'm talking about the unreasonable use and waste of water resources, especially female friends who pollute their holidays regardless of Lent.

Blood washing, regardless of prenatal and postnatal dumping of sewage, thus colliding with the land god, will all suffer from this blood pool hell.

Punishment. Everyone who drinks the waste water in the dead body can be reincarnated. That's why when a woman dies,

The reason for burning cows that drink dirty water after death. Cherish and cherish water resources. Major events in life are small things.

Love, practice every minute. As the saying goes, everything contains Buddha, and there are causes everywhere. See those people who are drunk in a pool of blood?

The ghost of water and blood, the feeling of unbearable smell and hard to swallow, can only be known by personal experience. absent

Never know how to repent when you punish!

The tenth stop in the underworld, the support pavilion. Everyone suspects that the living in Shi Yang burn paper, money and clothes for the dead.

Things, offerings, whether the deceased can receive them. The answer is, as long as the paper is burned correctly and legally.

The dead can get clothes and offerings. This middle support pavilion is similar to our post office in the underworld.

Similarly, it is responsible for passing the offerings of the deceased to the deceased. In fact, the ancestors left a rule that people should burn seven after death.

These rules are reasonable, such as burning for one hundred days, burning for one year and so on. Usually seven days, a hundred days, the anniversary of the underworld.

The trial of ghosts in each hall is like burning five flowers in May 7th, which is strict for five halls.

The prince saw it. I hope the ghost king can see flowers, and seeing flowers can make the dead pass smoothly. Actually, it's not. All the laws of the underworld

All laws and regulations are fair, just and open, and Shi Yang has been continuing this custom, which contains sincere love for its supporters.

Filial piety Unfortunately, however, how many real dutiful sons were there in the last generation of France? Lamb Shang

Know how to lick breast milk, let alone wait for me to be a man in my life? It used to be common for cattle and sheep to sacrifice, but no one saw the lips of the deceased. When people are alive

Be filial to your parents, don't wait until your parents are gone to regret it! This support booth is also a distribution.

It is clear that different moral classifications are supported according to the address of the yin house, which will be transmitted to the soul in time and accurately.

Medium. At this time, the soul can begin to accept the support of the dead. Looking at the Yin soldiers in the support booth.

With the offerings of the deceased, it is noted here that different Yin soldiers wear different uniforms in the underworld. Suddenly it seems

When I noticed some golden light on some offerings, I asked Daxian of the python family what the reason was, and Daxian replied that these tapes were there.

The offerings of golden light are all Buddhist magnetic fields, Taoist magnetic fields and immortal magnetic fields, all because of filial piety.

The regular temples, Dojo and tangkou among the dead were all burned out, supported by experts and with magnetic fields.

When the offerings arrive in the underworld, they will be given to the dead first. Speaking of which, I know in my heart that there are triads.

"express mail"

Eleventh stop in the underworld, ghost castle. Passing by the support booth, at first glance, it is still early. He asked the young man whether he had been to the Tenth Hall.

Yan, who has been examined by the court, where do those souls who have no sin and don't need to go to eighteen layers of hell go? boy

Answer: After the examination of the Ten Halls of Hades, all souls can be called ghosts. The guilty man went down to the eighteenth floor.

Those innocent people who were sent to prison began to live their own ghost lives and guarded their own ghost lives according to the records in the life and death book.

After observing his ghost life, he began to wait for the normal wheel of six divisions. After the soul is transformed into a ghost, the ghost and

Compared with people living in Shi Yang, there is a so-called incarnation here. In fact, this avatar is relative. For ghosts,

The most basic breathing function of people living in the Yang world is also magical power. Ghosts who normally keep their ghosts alive live in the eleventh floor of the underworld.

Station, ghost castle.

Ghosts in the ghost castle also have their own laws and regulations, have their own annual leave, and are collided by the living.

Most of the ghosts in this ghost castle are ghosts, and only a few of them have collided with ghosts. Ghost castle

Ghosts can die on certain days and under certain circumstances, but these ghosts must be strictly observed.

Your own scope and requirements, when you can show up, when you can go home, and when you can.

There are strict rules when to possess and when to accept dedication. As long as you don't obey the law, you will be gathered.

The soul went to the tenth hall in front of Yan, and went into eighteen layers of hell. After the boy said it, many mysteries in his heart were solved. hear nothing of

Now read the article. Do you understand what the boy said? Have you solved the mystery in your heart?

Go on, to the fifth hall, and see the white jade palace gate. Lotus appeared at the door, full of Tibetan incense and seeds.

Kind of auspicious, five hall door couplets, the underworld, ten halls and five halls; Eighteen layers of hell, hundreds of punishments

The right path. Inside the hall of hades, air conditioning is in succession. What needs to be told here is that if there is an opportunity in the future,

Never eat anything from the underworld casually, otherwise it will be difficult to return to Yang, and even if you return to Yang, you will be seriously ill.

Top, five qi can't go to yuan.

Ten levels of reincarnation are written today, hoping to help those in need. First, become a Buddha.

Lord; Second-class, official seal Houmen; Third class, Chao Langxu; Fourth class, minister of civil and military affairs; The fifth category is wealth.

Expensive; The sixth category, the street is called poverty; Seven people threw a donkey into a horse; Eight people, animals and birds; Lesson 9, Pigs in the Next Life

Dogs; Ten people, fish, turtles and shrimps.

The twelfth stop in the underworld, Lotus Terrace. Out of the five halls of hell, I saw a bright light ahead, which

Strong light gives off a lot of light, but it is not dazzling at all. Under the strong light, I saw a lotus table, mainly in gold, supplemented by seven colors.

Is endless joy, endless freedom. Needless to ask, you don't know in your heart. This must be the throne of the Tibetan king preaching in hell.

Liantai

Earth treasure bodhisattva is the spring breeze of cold hell, giving people bursts of warmth. Earth treasure bodhisattva vows: hell is not?

Empty, swear not to become a Buddha. Ghosts from all walks of life are blessed by the Tibetan King and Bodhisattva, and feel the light of Buddhism, as long as they are sincere.

Ok, let go of your desire, even if you become a ghost, you can still die in the west. I saw that the original limbs were incomplete and my face was full.

Those ferocious ghosts, with the blessing of the Tibetan king and bodhisattva, really died in the western paradise and became lotus flowers.

Flowers fly out of hell and go straight to heaven. Just sigh, although the rain is broad and moist, there is no root grass; Although Buddhism is widely used, it does not surpass people who have no chance!

Keep moving. Came to the second gate of the capital. I saw a light again, one

Dark lights. Only then did I know that the journey just now was a dark road, a road to hell. Now if you want to go back to death, you must go this way.

This light is on its way. The boy nodded and agreed that this bright light path is the path of reincarnation. If a disciple passes the Yin.

If you set foot on the road of reincarnation, you will never return to Yang.

13th stop in the underworld, Resurrection Cliff. When we arrived at the cliff of Shen Huan, there was a bridge on the edge of the cliff, and there were four bridge guards on the bridge.

Located on both sides, the boundary pillar says Gold and Silver Bridge. There is an old woman on the bridge with tea for the ghost to drink.

This old woman is the god of Meng Po, and this tea is Meng Po's soup. After drinking this soup, I forgot the enmity in my previous life.

Right and wrong are reborn everywhere. On the other side of the Jinyin Bridge are six circular roads, which emit all kinds of light. This is a six-way wheel.

Turn around, jump in the circle which way you are reborn. Disciples who have passed the Yin must embark on the road of reincarnation and must go straight to resurrection.

Cliff, the other side of resurrection cliff, the sunshine is so warm!

Pray that the ancestors who passed away will be blessed by the Bodhisattva, and the introduction of Amitabha will lead them to the western paradise.

This world!

There is no great compassion in the south!

There are no ten buddhas and three buddhas in the south!

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